[HN Gopher] Terrible real estate agent photographs
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       Terrible real estate agent photographs
        
       Author : thunderbong
       Score  : 677 points
       Date   : 2023-06-30 11:44 UTC (11 hours ago)
        
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       | globenetinfo wrote:
       | [dead]
        
       | tomlin wrote:
       | This is a reddit, not HN.
        
         | dehrmann wrote:
         | The refugees have to go somewhere.
        
       | systemvoltage wrote:
       | Generally, the use of wide angle lens is a big nuisance in real
       | estate photos. Everything looks 2x bigger than it really is. I
       | understand they want to show more of the house, but take a few
       | normal 35-50mm lens pics please.
        
       | TrackerFF wrote:
       | Man these aren't even half bad, compared to many of the local
       | facebook market listings I see almost daily.
        
       | interfixus wrote:
       | > _The actual toilet in which Friedrich Nietzsche realised God is
       | dead_
       | 
       | The actual caption which made me wonder if he was wrong.
        
       | mike_hock wrote:
       | It's one of those websites that have a shelf life of five
       | minutes.
       | 
       | It's _hilarious!_ I can 't believe those are _real_ pictures
       | taken by _real_ realtors! It wears off pretty quickly.
       | 
       | And as is typical for these websites, eventually they get under
       | pressure to keep producing new content even when they don't have
       | any actual bad realtor pics on hand, so they start reaching.
       | 
       | What do you expect them to do if the property is still inhabited
       | by the current tenant/owner? The doors both say "Diana," so what?
        
         | mtmail wrote:
         | Friends run https://mappery.org/ which is just photos of "maps
         | in the wild". All user contributed. They have a backlog of
         | several months of photos. Once you have enough followers you
         | get a lot of submissions.
         | 
         | https://plaintextoffenders.com/ stopped after 10 years and 5880
         | posts which is more than one post per day, all user
         | submissions.
        
         | rsynnott wrote:
         | > eventually they get under pressure to keep producing new
         | content even when they don't have any actual bad realtor pics
         | on hand
         | 
         | Ever looked at a property website? There's an infinite supply.
         | 
         | Myself, I prefer bad estate agent written copy; much of it is
         | comically awful.
        
         | mhb wrote:
         | Relax. Just have a chuckle. No one's asking you to invest in
         | their IPO.
        
           | glonq wrote:
           | Certainly not until I see a business plan that includes NFT
           | and LLM. /s
        
       | walthamstow wrote:
       | So many of these pics are in Britain and for good reason too, we
       | have some of the dodgiest and shoddiest housing stock in the
       | developed world.
        
       | LandR wrote:
       | The one with the all the white / biege colour books, I'd actually
       | love to have all my books on my bookshelves with the same colour.
       | I like all my books, but I think it's quite ugly with how
       | different all the colours are.
       | 
       | Obviously I'd still want to have the name of the book on the
       | spine though. Or to be able to have it colour coded by genre or
       | something, just something more aesthetically pleasing really.
        
         | generalizations wrote:
         | Just make dustcovers for them. Print the names on the spines.
         | Would take a minute to do, but totally doable.
         | 
         | (Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/993/)
        
         | lreeves wrote:
         | I can't tell for certain but I'm pretty sure that's a book-
         | shelf wallpaper pattern.
        
         | dmbche wrote:
         | Take half if a sunday organising it however you like - it's
         | worth it!
        
       | xyst wrote:
       | i wouldn't be surprised if most of the photos are from FSBO (for
       | sale by owner) listings
        
       | rightbyte wrote:
       | Many of those photos are not really funny, but sad. The author of
       | the site does not care if he kicks downwards. Bad taste memes
       | without the innocence of being a teenager ...
        
       | aktuel wrote:
       | This is entertaining, however in most cases it's not the photos
       | that are terrible.
        
         | tgv wrote:
         | It's more the captions than the photos. E.g., the one that says
         | "this is where the magic fails to happen", under a drab bedroom
         | with a double bed, is a fairly accurate picture of the current
         | state of that room. It also has a pillow on the bed that says
         | "the best grandma in the world". Not exactly the most exciting
         | thing, making the caption a bit cringy. Unless grandma is a
         | failed witch.
        
           | astura wrote:
           | Did you miss the "art" on the walls?
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | dwater wrote:
           | https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/7091754064184.
           | ..
           | 
           | There's also erotic wall art, which in my mind an agent that
           | gave a shit would have removed for the listing.
        
         | oneeyedpigeon wrote:
         | The title is ambiguous; you could read it as "photos taken by
         | terrible real estate agents".
        
           | tokai wrote:
           | The byline is "Inexplicably bad property photographs". So its
           | clearly the photographs that are supposed to be bad. But
           | almost all of the photographs are objectively not bad. They
           | are exposed and framed correctly. Showing some (mostly bad)
           | real estate.
        
             | oneeyedpigeon wrote:
             | I took it to mean "these are bad photographs because they
             | fulfil their purpose (selling houses) badly". That covers
             | poor photographs AND poor properties. I'd argue the agents
             | are also poor (in the not-good-at-the-job sense)
             | themselves, as a result. A photograph can be technically
             | perfect and still bad.
        
       | thih9 wrote:
       | This seems more of a "terrible real estates" than "terrible real
       | estate agent photographs".
       | 
       | Sure, sometimes it's the latter and sometimes it's both, but in
       | most cases a photo just shows the property and its flaws. And in
       | this context I'd say that's a good photograph.
        
       | obblekk wrote:
       | "As the sun set on a sleepy evening, all across town the washing
       | machines waited to make their move."
       | 
       | Loved this site. Gave me a really nostalgic feeling of the web
       | from 2010 era. Early social media.
        
       | al_be_back wrote:
       | That's how all photos should be - original, no editing, no
       | staging; If I want excitment, I can Prompt a Generative-AI
       | platform to create mind-bendingly-creative imagery.
       | 
       | I've wasted so many days viewing flats/apartments because the
       | Photos looked amazing, and the actual property was utterly awful.
       | 
       | issues: - narrow/steep Staircases - very old photos (now the
       | place a dump) - fish-eye lenses (or similar) enlarging the space
       | - etc etc et bloody cetera :(
       | 
       | nice post
        
         | asdff wrote:
         | Photos are basically showing you if the property is worth
         | inspecting by hand. I've seen it go the other way too, terrible
         | photos and a fine place.
        
         | nkozyra wrote:
         | > That's how all photos should be - original, no editing, no
         | staging;
         | 
         | The second entry at the moment is an example of really bad
         | staging.
        
           | quietbritishjim wrote:
           | The second one is the fake bookshelves one (at least for me).
           | I think that the house really has been lived in with that
           | hideous wall.
           | 
           | But yes there are plenty of bad staging photos, and at least
           | one totally ridiculous photoshop (the sofa planted completely
           | out of perpective and in front of a mirror that ought to be
           | reflecting it).
        
             | alok99 wrote:
             | I think the fake white bookshelf wallpaper has a certain
             | aesthetic about it. I would like it in an AirBnB type of
             | place, but definitely not in my own house.
             | 
             | I would also want it to actually fit on the wall and not be
             | awkwardly cut off on the right edge.
        
             | al_be_back wrote:
             | well, either the 2nd photo is fake bookshelves (stock
             | image, white-label), or it's a painting/decorating job gone
             | horribly wrong lol
        
               | blowski wrote:
               | https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1381671922/3d-books-on-
               | shelv...
               | 
               | I'd guess it's this. I think you can colour it yourself
               | after you hang it.
        
         | oefrha wrote:
         | No editing you say? I raise you the funniest listing on the
         | site:
         | https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/6876067332328...
        
           | afterburner wrote:
           | This looks like a sofa took a selfie
        
         | Zak wrote:
         | > _fish-eye lenses (or similar) enlarging the space_
         | 
         | What focal length would you like the photos to be taken at?
        
           | timcobb wrote:
           | 28mm full frame
        
             | Zak wrote:
             | Because most smartphones are similar to that and most
             | people will think of it as the standard camera field of
             | view, or some other reason?
        
               | timcobb wrote:
               | To be honest I was just joking/thought for a second and
               | decided that 28mm probably sounds right: 16mm would be
               | useful (would show a lot) but also deceptive (too wide),
               | and anything more than 28mm like 35mm or 50mm would be
               | too narrow for capturing a space.
        
       | swarnie wrote:
       | Half of these just look like really terrible British homes people
       | have died in.
       | 
       | IE bought 40 years ago, never changed, the children just want a
       | quick cash out now.
       | 
       | I've viewed a dozen that would make it on to this blog this year
       | alone.
        
         | hereonout2 wrote:
         | Depressingly, am looking at these thinking yeah these are
         | pretty much par for the course in the UK. They must look
         | laughable from a US perspective, but quite standard for a UK
         | buyer without a boat load of equity built up.
        
       | mvdtnz wrote:
       | Fun website. Please make it less aggressive on the lazy loading.
        
       | weinzierl wrote:
       | I've heard that AirBnB used to send out their own photographers.
       | _" Do things that don't scale"_ I guess.
        
       | anigbrowl wrote:
       | This is amusing but more suitable for Twitter than HN.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | furyofantares wrote:
       | Real estate photos have some bad incentives.
       | 
       | It's a lot of work to visit a house you might want to buy, but
       | there's about 0 percent chance you buy one without doing so. So
       | the agent must optimize to get you there, essentially by lying
       | with photographs.
       | 
       | This sets wrong expectations, and it's always disappointing to
       | visit because it's never what the photos told you.
       | 
       | You get used to it as a buyer, but setting you up with wrong
       | expectations isn't really what the buyer or seller wants.
       | 
       | Some of these aren't really bad photos, they're just a hard thing
       | to sell. And some others are bad only because they're too honest.
       | 
       | Many are just bad of course. But the fire one is brilliant.
        
         | readenough wrote:
         | We made the offer on our current house without seeing it and I
         | know several others in the same situation.
        
       | hyperific wrote:
       | Reminds me a bit of fuckyournoguchicoffeetable.tumblr.com
        
       | Borrible wrote:
       | Why does Sartre's "No Exit" haunted by "Hotel California" as
       | Muzak come to mind when looking at these images?
       | 
       | Living Hell Rooms
        
       | rootusrootus wrote:
       | These are just funny. Truly terrible real estate agent photos are
       | the ones that distort the image so much to make the room look
       | bigger that it has no real bearing on reality.
        
       | MiddleEndian wrote:
       | When I moved to Seattle back in 2011 and was looking for a place
       | to rent, I noticed that almost all the photos across multiple
       | listings looked like they were paintings or architectural
       | renderings or something. I could not figure out what was off
       | about them.
       | 
       | A friend pointed out that the lighting was off because every
       | single one was photoshopped with one of a few pictures of a sunny
       | blue sky with just a few clouds in the background, despite likely
       | having been taken on a grey, fully cloudy day.
        
         | poulsbohemian wrote:
         | FWIW: NWMLS will fine agents if the photos have been "too"
         | doctored... adding some blue sky is generally considered ok,
         | but anything that hides a material defect or camouflages the
         | actual attributes of the house is a no no.
        
           | asdff wrote:
           | Does photoshopping furniture all over the flooring and walls
           | count? I've seen plenty of that, seems standard actually
           | since now you don't need to pay for staging.
        
             | mikeg8 wrote:
             | Digital staging always looks a little off though. Also,
             | open houses. If planning on an open house, which can be
             | very beneficial, paying for staging may be worth it. Was
             | for me at least.
        
         | brookst wrote:
         | I mean I would pay a huge premium for a sunny house in Seattle.
        
         | _ah wrote:
         | This is the famous "Czech Sky".
         | https://seattlebubble.com/blog/2010/09/30/real-actual-listin...
        
       | mike50 wrote:
       | A cash grab rip off of McManshion hell? Anyone citing the New
       | York Post on their website better be trolling or a parody.
        
       | craigching wrote:
       | Reminds me of https://www.cakewrecks.com :)
        
       | jahsome wrote:
       | An acquaintance of mine is an FBI investigator and moonlights as
       | a higher-grade Realtor.
       | 
       | He would use the same memory card and high end camera both during
       | "stakeouts" for surveillance photos as well as listing photos for
       | the homes he was selling.
       | 
       | One day he uploaded the entire contents of the memory card to the
       | MLS on one of his public listings, surveillance photos and all.
       | I'm pretty sure everything was up for a few days before being
       | cleaned up.
       | 
       | It's been years but I still haven't made up my mind on whether
       | that makes him a worse agent of law enforcement or real estate.
        
         | passwordoops wrote:
         | I err to the side of incompetence, but want to believe it was a
         | deep cover op to penetrate an enemy org by making them think he
         | was compromised and had to act as a double agent, immediately
         | rendering him a triple agent on behalf of the FBI...
         | 
         | Maybe I can moonlight as a writer in Hollywood
        
           | jahsome wrote:
           | The entire scenario is pretty unbelievable, and played out
           | like an awful Adam Sandler movie. If I hadn't witnessed it
           | with my own eyes, I would have trouble believing someone with
           | dueling top credentials such as his could possibly be such an
           | idiot.
        
             | smugma wrote:
             | Realtor top credentials? That made me LOL.
        
               | epcoa wrote:
               | Yeah, I know right? And the higher end you go has nothing
               | to do with any competence - your clientele becomes more
               | and more like the fucktards that bought into SBF.
        
               | jahsome wrote:
               | I mean to say that among Realtors he was pretty elite,
               | whatever that means. Put another way, he dealt in million
               | dollar listings, not just average family homes.
        
               | grimjack00 wrote:
               | Depending on the location, soon enough million dollar
               | listings will be average family homes.
        
               | jsight wrote:
               | If you were getting any significant number of million $
               | homes, why would he keep the day job? Real estate
               | transaction fees are pretty high.
        
               | tomjakubowski wrote:
               | They might like the work.
        
               | pksebben wrote:
               | It's possible that his connections and encounters from
               | his work as an agent formed the foundation of his 'book'
               | - and being a real estate agent is like 99% about
               | building that book and 1% about doing things the rest of
               | us might refer to as "work". Many if not most of the
               | successful agents I know are moonlighters for this very
               | reason.
               | 
               | Not ragging on real estate agents, it's not an easy thing
               | to pull off; convincing someone to hand you 3-6% of the
               | biggest financial transaction they've ever made just for
               | you to negotiate for what's probably a grand total of a
               | few hours and do some online shopping. And they do
               | provide value insofar as knowing the landscape can really
               | help a client avoid getting bent over a barrel.
               | 
               | Source: did it myself (poorly, which is why I'm in tech).
        
               | hiatus wrote:
               | Government pension, avoiding traffic tickets among other
               | benefits, I'm sure.
        
           | cableshaft wrote:
           | Makes sense. Triples makes it safe. Triples are best.
           | 
           | Clip: https://youtu.be/8Inf1Yz_fgk
        
         | reaperducer wrote:
         | _He would use the same memory card and high end camera both
         | during "stakeouts" for surveillance photos as well as listing
         | photos for the homes he was selling._
         | 
         | This really surprises me.
         | 
         | I would have assumed that an FBI memory card used for taking
         | surveillance photos would have all kinds of security and
         | encryption on it for chain-of-custody purposes. Otherwise, the
         | photos won't stand up in court.
         | 
         | The healthcare company I work for has cameras it uses for
         | photos, and for HIPAA reasons those cards are encrypted and
         | secured. They won't even mount on an unauthorized computer.
        
           | wpietri wrote:
           | Why would you say it wouldn't stand up in court? As long as
           | the agent shows up to say, "Yes, I took these photos of real
           | things that happened," that strikes me as the heart of the
           | evidence.
        
             | reaperducer wrote:
             | Because companies like Canon sell multi-thousand dollar
             | cameras and attachments to police agencies that are
             | designed to make sure photographs can't be tampered with so
             | that they're admissible in court. There can't be the
             | possibility that a rogue cop altered a photograph, or the
             | case can get thrown out.
             | 
             | It's why the cameras police departments use cost 5x more
             | than the consumer versions.
        
         | convalescindrey wrote:
         | He surely should have lost his job or worse.
        
           | stronglikedan wrote:
           | I would have expected his job have guardrails in place to
           | prevent this sort of mishap, like a full audit log and chain
           | of custody of all evidence gathered during these
           | investigations, as well as SOPs on the handling and storage
           | of such evidence.
        
             | jahsome wrote:
             | Physical evidence is perhaps handled with a greater regard,
             | but from what I understand, background info gathered during
             | surveillance isn't always intended for use in court and
             | often really only serves to further the investigation
             | itself. Usually a stakeout is gathering enough probable
             | cause to effectively justify requesting search warrants,
             | which is when the "real" investigation kicks off.
             | 
             | My shared connection to the Realtor dope I wrote about
             | originally is someone I'm quite close to, and through them
             | I've learned some pretty alarming realities of law
             | enforcement.
             | 
             | It seems like the higher up the chain you look, the more
             | indifference or incompetence you find.
        
               | convalescindrey wrote:
               | > It seems like the higher up the chain you look, the
               | more indifference or incompetence you find.
               | 
               | Well, let's say, you have a really competent
               | investigator. Is _that_ the person you want to be
               | promoted into a position where they are not doing any
               | investigating anymore? In that light it 's good to have
               | the incompetent higher up so that the people doing the
               | real work are those that are competent. :)
        
             | koheripbal wrote:
             | Nope. Usually all the court needs is his attestation that
             | he always had sole custody of the evidence
        
         | InCityDreams wrote:
         | >An acquaintance I know is an FBI investigator and moonlights
         | as a higher-grade Realtor.
         | 
         | I really, really, really tried my best, but the only
         | appropriate i could think of was "Fucking hell!".
         | 
         | Are you sure they're not a realtor masquerading as a....well,
         | at this point, who gives a shit?
        
           | jahsome wrote:
           | It's always stuck with me he was basically at the top of both
           | fields, yet somehow simultaneously and spectacularly
           | incompetent in both roles.
        
       | ruph123 wrote:
       | This reminds me of the "Worst of Chefkoch" blog [0].
       | 
       | Chefkoch is a German website where users share recipes. Some of
       | them show off their unholy contraptions in gross photos which is
       | then collected by the mentioned blog.
       | 
       | [0]: https://www.tumblr.com/worstofchefkoch
        
       | SeanLuke wrote:
       | We just had pictures taken of our house to prepare for renting
       | it. I live in fear of being put on this website.
        
       | jonnycomputer wrote:
       | meh. i mean, there are bad photographs, and then there's bad home
       | decor (or at least, non-conventional ones). this site doesn't
       | really differentiate the two. not interested in laughing at
       | people for having unconventional taste, or for being poor, having
       | mental illness, or whatever. call me humorless if you want.
        
       | pnut wrote:
       | Image site that prevents me from pinch zooming on images.
        
         | quaddo wrote:
         | [dead]
        
       | wasmitnetzen wrote:
       | We only have about two years left to explain this masterpiece:
       | https://tmblr.co/ZATxmv1uEj_En
        
         | pelagicAustral wrote:
         | Over 9000 puzzle material right there.
        
       | eatonphil wrote:
       | Surprisingly frequently, photos of NYC listings are taken at
       | strange angles and are so blurry or small so as to be useless. I
       | thought this site was going to talk about these sorts of
       | listings.
       | 
       | I really don't understand 1) how people take such
       | bad/blurry/small photos or 2) why they choose to use them in
       | listings.
        
         | bluedino wrote:
         | Wide angle HDR photos of listings should be outlawed.
        
       | mtmail wrote:
       | Interview with the author https://www.digitalesbild.gwi.uni-
       | muenchen.de/inexplicably-b...
       | 
       | "KP: Is it important for you that the photos actually originate
       | from real estate marketplaces? If so, how do you verify their
       | origin?
       | 
       | AD: Yes, that's actually really important, otherwise the blog is
       | just unverifiable user-generated content. If an image is
       | submitted without a link, or no agent's logo on the image, or I
       | can't find the source online, I tend not to use it. I'm sent lots
       | of images taken by agents of something funny or shocking they've
       | seen in a property that day, but if the image hasn't been taken
       | for the purposes of marketing the house, I don't use it."
        
         | junon wrote:
         | This is incredible given some of the listings. The fact one of
         | the pictures is the house on literal fire, coupled with this
         | context, goes to show that some people really don't belong
         | anywhere in marketing or sales.
        
           | AnIdiotOnTheNet wrote:
           | > The fact one of the pictures is the house on literal fire,
           | coupled with this context, goes to show that some people
           | really don't belong anywhere in marketing or sales.
           | 
           | Namely, honest people who aren't total shitbags always trying
           | to put one over on their fellow human beings for profit.
        
           | jhony1104 wrote:
           | A youtube video from the buyer:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbbwv-ZbXDk
        
             | pksebben wrote:
             | Man, that's actually pretty fascinating - to watch that
             | then the 10th video in the series (from a month ago) where
             | the roof is getting shingled. I'm usually turned off by the
             | "broadcast yourself" lifestyle but I'll admit this one is
             | pretty cool.
             | 
             | HGTV, eat your heart out.
        
               | ethbr0 wrote:
               | Pt 10 link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebagb6zxZuU
               | 
               | If you're in the business of making content and
               | advertising yourself... I could see how buying a burnt
               | mansion would be compelling.
               | 
               | At the end of the day, my perspective is that builders
               | like decreasing risk.
               | 
               | Anything saved after a fire is a risk. What's still
               | structurally sound? If so, what are its new limits?
               | 
               | Custom = time and money. And everything in a post-
               | catastrophic damage rebuild is custom.
               | 
               | Sure you can do it, but it might be cheaper (from a total
               | cost perspective) to demolish and rebuild from scratch.
        
             | xyst wrote:
             | I don't know what compels people to live in these
             | McMansions. Perceived status? Second vacation home? Fuck
             | you money?
             | 
             | American lifestyle is so wasteful. It's disgusting. Climate
             | change is impacting everyone and these rich assholes
             | continue to waste resources on shit like this.
        
               | Domenic_S wrote:
               | You don't know what a McMansion is. This place is an
               | actual mansion.
        
               | gus_massa wrote:
               | You shouldn't have asked ... https://mcmansionhell.com/
        
               | slim wrote:
               | The guy will pump the mansion and sell it for $5M in 3
               | years
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
               | Maybe they just like them? There's no accounting for
               | taste.
        
               | djbusby wrote:
               | There is no near-term direct consequences for their
               | choices. The feedback loop is too long. Not sure how to
               | solve for that.
        
               | pcdoodle wrote:
               | I agree that it's wasteful but let's leave "climate
               | change" out of it and call it what it really is:
               | ecological load.
        
           | brandall10 wrote:
           | RE: the fire, problem properties are actually a hot market...
           | flippers love those. In reality that's a fantastic photo for
           | marketing purposes.
        
             | stef25 wrote:
             | Isn't the damage from the fire trucks' water worse than the
             | fire damage ? It's like the whole house going through a
             | very long car wash. Wood, electricity must be wrecked.
        
               | rootusrootus wrote:
               | That much damage means it's getting gutted to the
               | structure to be repaired anyway. And wood is pretty much
               | impervious to water, especially a one-time thing like a
               | drenching from a fire truck. We build houses in pouring
               | rain all the time, it's not a big deal. Sometimes it adds
               | a week or so to the build time, but frequently it has no
               | effect at all.
        
               | jandrese wrote:
               | If you were planning to gut the place to flip it anyway
               | this is not a problem.
        
             | lelandfe wrote:
             | "Motivated seller"
        
               | Fatnino wrote:
               | Firesale
        
             | 8ytecoder wrote:
             | It's a great excuse and the price is usually right to
             | rebuild to your taste. Almost all new construction happens
             | in areas that are newly developed. It's cheaper to rebuild
             | these houses than to tear down one that's sold for a price
             | that includes the structure.
        
             | fallinghawks wrote:
             | Hot market indeed
        
           | intrasight wrote:
           | Not exactly the same but close. There was a listing a couple
           | blocks away from my current house. Nice brick colonial.
           | Listing said "completely renovated". The exterior had been
           | painted. In zillow, you can click a "see it in Street View
           | which I did. The image was of a house gutted by a fire. I
           | remember thinking "how could the listing agent not notice
           | that?" and then "Perhaps there's nothing they can do in
           | Zillow to turn off that feature". Well, the following week
           | the Street View images had been updated. Which resulted in me
           | wondering if there's a special Google hotline to request a
           | driveby.
        
           | soperj wrote:
           | https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/7073623358404.
           | ..
           | 
           | For anyone else who wanted to see that one specifically.
        
           | afavour wrote:
           | When I see something like that I just assume the realtor
           | knows they've been handed a dud listing and is expending as
           | little effort on it as they possibly can.
        
           | raincole wrote:
           | > goes to show that some people really don't belong anywhere
           | in marketing or sales.
           | 
           | Yes, for example, people who think it's a bad idea to show a
           | picture of that house on fire.
           | 
           | You can't hide the fact it's burned before. It would be
           | illegal. Making it clear so the potential clients think it's
           | cheap is your best chance.
        
           | dreen wrote:
           | And it got sold! I happen to remember this
           | 
           | https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64389615
           | 
           | I suppose leading with a picture of it actually on fire is
           | better than a post or pre fire photo.
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | Our old house had problems. When we listed it, the best
             | prospect thought we were stupid not honest, so he kept
             | trying to get us to lower the price when inspection turned
             | something up. In retrospect maybe a picture with the
             | proverbial roof on fire might have been a good idea.
             | 
             | Here's the thing about getting a house loan: If you try to
             | buy a house for too far under or over market value and
             | can't explain why it's that far under market value, it sets
             | off all sorts of red flags for lenders. Before we bought
             | that house we passed on another because it was a unicorn in
             | its neighborhood and our agent was having a terrible time
             | coming up with documentation of comparable listings in a
             | reasonable distance from the house. And then I discovered
             | water damage and we bailed.
             | 
             | If you buy it for 15% under market and have a bunch of
             | inspections that say why, that's less of a problem.
        
               | robocat wrote:
               | In New Zealand, houses can be sold "as is" which means
               | cash only. It usually means that insurance cannot be
               | acquired for the house, and mortgages always require
               | insurance. It means there are bargains still available in
               | my city (Christchurch) because there were so many houses
               | damaged by the earthquake a decade ago. There are still
               | houses that are about 2/3 the price compared to similar
               | insurable houses. Few people can buy the as-is properties
               | because most people need a mortgage to buy a house.
               | People with cash usually buy better houses. A saw an as-
               | is sold the other day to a buyer from the US.
               | 
               | Insurance policies have some queer rules that all
               | insurers share - perhaps due to building code, or maybe
               | due to a common reinsurer?
               | 
               | Your floor cannot have more than 50mm (two inches) drop
               | between two corners of the house, as it can't be insured.
               | Unless you can show the unlevel floor existed pre-
               | earthquake, in which case you can get insurance! Wierd.
        
             | js2 wrote:
             | Life imitates art:
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFwS_Dqd-IU
             | 
             | (Scene from Synecdoche, New York.)
        
             | zirgs wrote:
             | Of course it got sold. The seller was completely honest
             | about the condition of the property.
        
               | LanceH wrote:
               | You're going to have to disclose the fire. May as well
               | use it to get lots of people looking if you're confident
               | in the rebuild.
               | 
               | I do like imagining trying to sell it during the fire
               | based on apparent damage done and the perceived
               | capabilities of the fire dept. in stopping it.
        
               | B1FF_PSUVM wrote:
               | The Crassus approach?
               | https://imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/crassus-fire-
               | briga...
        
               | boringg wrote:
               | I thought that too. First fire department - ruthless!
        
             | meshaneian wrote:
             | How did they not say "fire sale"??
        
             | Gordonjcp wrote:
             | Would that not be a total writeoff, given that it's a
             | timber building?
        
               | tomcam wrote:
               | Only after insurance is factored in
               | https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc515
        
               | Gordonjcp wrote:
               | Not sure what taxes would have to do with it?
               | 
               | You'd have to bulldoze that flat and start from scratch.
        
               | ejstronge wrote:
               | Write-off is an accounting term that would seem not to
               | have a meaning outside of taxes.
        
               | olddustytrail wrote:
               | Its meaning outside of taxes is something which has
               | dropped to zero value. So if you damage your car beyond
               | repair, for example, that would be a "write off". It
               | means it's not worth the repair costs because it's
               | cheaper to buy a new one.
        
               | JohnFen wrote:
               | Right. What it doesn't mean is that the thing being
               | written off is valueless, though. I've seen several
               | perfectly safe and drivable cars written off because of
               | cosmetic damage that would have cost more to fix than the
               | car was worth. But the cars were otherwise fine.
               | 
               | Except this part:
               | 
               | > because it's cheaper to buy a new one.
               | 
               | is not true. A write-off is because the repairs exceed
               | the fair market value of the thing being written off. But
               | the thing is used, not new. The fair market value is
               | likely to be well below the cost of replacing it with
               | something new.
        
               | jorvi wrote:
               | > It means it's not worth the repair costs because it's
               | cheaper to buy a new one.
               | 
               | No, it just means insurers are assholes rigging the game.
               | 
               | A simple example: my personal MacBook broke. MacBooks are
               | written off in 5 years. My insurer only wants to pay the
               | surplus value (EUR200).
               | 
               | I tell them okay, instead of the EUR200 find me a
               | replacement MacBook of the same model and year with
               | approximately the same config. "Sorry sir we don't do
               | that."
               | 
               | Okay, do they think I can find the same MacBook for
               | EUR200? "Probably not sir.."
               | 
               | Fuck insurers.
        
             | pessimizer wrote:
             | Property in Franklin, Tennessee is obscenely expensive, for
             | no good reason.
        
           | avalys wrote:
           | Nah, whoever chose that photo knew exactly what they were
           | doing - they chose a photo that will appeal to their target
           | market, which is people looking to get deal on buying a house
           | that they will repair and flip for a profit.
           | 
           | The picture simultaneously shows that it is a nice, stately
           | house, and also that it suffered significant damage which it
           | needs to be repaired. It's the perfect choice.
           | 
           | There is zero chance that anyone in the market for a house in
           | general would choose to buy this one, so there's no point in
           | choosing a pretty picture which hides the damage. You'd just
           | be wasting your time and that of your potential customers.
        
             | mcpeepants wrote:
             | This was my initial impression to, but up-thread there's a
             | link to an article about the buyers. Tl;dr they are
             | wealthy, wanted a house in the area, and are "super stoked"
             | to rebuild it and live there forever.
        
               | brandall10 wrote:
               | Well that's the other target market, those who buy it for
               | the land to build a custom home.
               | 
               | In both cases, the marketing was correct. It's sorta a
               | miss for the article author to not understand that.
        
             | rootusrootus wrote:
             | IIRC that's not a flip house. That's in a wealthy,
             | desirable area and what is really being sold is the land.
             | It's not nearly affordable enough to make flipping a good
             | business plan.
        
               | itronitron wrote:
               | That's just flipping for wealthy people.
        
           | notahacker wrote:
           | The worst ones aren't the funny ones where the homeowners
           | have terrible taste, or the one on fire which was brilliant
           | marketing for a home nobody was going to buy under the
           | assumption it hadn't been on fire.
           | 
           | The worst ones are the subtly bad ones that just manage to
           | make perfectly adequate rooms look much dingier or more
           | cramped than they actually are because they settled for the
           | first cheap snap they could manage without caring at all
           | about the lack of lighting and didn't even move stuff like
           | clothes drying racks that fill up floor area.
           | 
           | There's a particular flat I might actually consider buying
           | that's on the market for a third less than the identical flat
           | upstairs for over a year without selling. One of those
           | listings has a "view" photo that shows extensive river
           | estuary views on a sunny day. The other has the basically
           | identical view on a day so wet and grey all you can see is
           | the road and warehouse roofs.
        
         | parkersweb wrote:
         | And for that reason the horse photo is still one of my long
         | standing favourites:
         | https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/62824754189
        
           | stef25 wrote:
           | With my parents we rented a house once in Italy. There were
           | two ponies in the garden, they just walked all over the house
           | whenever they wanted to. There was one in the kitchen most of
           | the time. In the early-mid 80's people just accepted whatever
           | (as my parents did, after driving 4000Km there and back with
           | my dad chain smoking in the car and us kids in the back not
           | wearing seat belts). The whole experience involved breaking
           | at least half a dozen laws & regulations.
        
           | praptak wrote:
           | This must be the inspiration for Salvatore Ganacci "Horse"
           | clip, the vibes are eerily similar.
        
         | rvba wrote:
         | Does the author steal the photos or asks for permission?
        
           | themadturk wrote:
           | It sounds like they accept submissions, since they rarely put
           | up photos that don't have links to the actual real estate
           | listing the pictures comes from.
        
         | jimmydddd wrote:
         | I like that they try to authenticate the photos as being from
         | actual listings. Of course people could generate crazy photos.
         | These are kind of just slightly bad, which makes it
         | interesting. Also, I think the captions add a lot.
        
         | hamedsargolzaee wrote:
         | [flagged]
        
       | taylorius wrote:
       | Aren't quite a lot of these just photos of terrible or ridiculous
       | properties?
        
       | pamoroso wrote:
       | There are often better photos of $0.99 eBay items than real
       | estate listings worth hundreds of thousands of Dollars.
        
       | MarkusWandel wrote:
       | Real-estate photos have improved a lot in recent years. Too much,
       | maybe. Ultra wideangle lenses make rooms seem much bigger and
       | airier than they are.
       | 
       | But I remember the days where the agent would stand at the end of
       | the driveway and snap a polaroid. Invariably these were the
       | "garage forward" kind of house, which from that perspective
       | looked like a big garage door with a house kind of attached in
       | the back, in a by-the-the-way fashion. Awful. Of course that
       | vintage of house (mid 80s) kind of was that way.
        
       | paxys wrote:
       | Real estate agents can only do so much. While some of the
       | photographs are truly terrible, in other cases it's the subject
       | matter that is unsalvageable.
        
       | j00pY wrote:
       | I actually used to live in a flat share with the author. I don't
       | know if that's a good thing or a bad thing
        
       | candyman wrote:
       | This reminds me of a site that I miss that was called Regretsy
       | and I often had tears in my eyes because it was so funny. Bravo!
        
         | janeerie wrote:
         | Oh I haven't thought about Regretsy in ages! That was a good
         | one.
        
       | everdrive wrote:
       | I was really hoping it was going to be photos of how silly real
       | estate agents look in their profiles.
        
         | lowercased wrote:
         | That's what the domain name suggests. Every realtor photo on a
         | business card I've seen always looks like they went to Glamour
         | Shots at a local mall.
        
       | d136o wrote:
       | When I was looking for an apartment to rent in Palo Alto I found
       | a great deal on rent because I visited a place listed on
       | Craigslist that had awful photos.
       | 
       | It turns out the owner was just an older man who wasn't good with
       | tech, the place was pretty great in person and I ended up living
       | there for a couple of years.
       | 
       | Normal untouched photos are more honest. I also dislike when
       | photos make it ambiguous which unit in a duplex is for sale, or
       | don't make clear/hide that it's only part of a lot or something
       | like that.
        
       | artur_makly wrote:
       | oh dang.. i was expecting something more along the lines of this:
       | https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
       | 
       | .... but for agent portraits.
        
       | dahwolf wrote:
       | I'm not in the market for a new home but still do a weekly check
       | on property for sale in my town, just for the entertainment (and
       | sometimes educational) value of the indoor photos.
       | 
       | I'm still only an amateur voyeur. Pros in my country would attend
       | open home day, where you can go into homes for sale without an
       | appointment. You take your spouse, tour the homes, feast on the
       | free cake and drinks, and never make any offer. A fun and
       | affordable day out for the family, kind of like a real-world
       | Pinterest.
        
       | mxuribe wrote:
       | Oh wow; the captions are devilishly hilarious!
        
         | igetspam wrote:
         | I don't always have good days and I love that there are things
         | like this. Some of those quotes have me rolling.
        
           | quaddo wrote:
           | [dead]
        
         | msluyter wrote:
         | "Limes Against Humanity." ;)
        
           | mxuribe wrote:
           | Absolutely brilliant! :-D
        
       | altacc wrote:
       | Finally, somewhere to share my a list of dubious property
       | listings! In Norway agents hire house stylists to make a house
       | look good. Airbeds dressed up to look like somebody just got up,
       | magazine pictures on the wall, etc... often to a farcical level
       | in a rundown house.
       | 
       | On a similar theme is Zillow Gone Wild
       | https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild and McMansion Hell
       | https://mcmansionhell.com/
        
         | mjb wrote:
         | I viscerally dislike McMansion Hell. It's so mean-spirited and
         | snobbish. People build themselves homes in the suburbs for
         | their families to live comfortably and safely, and some jerks
         | on the internet act all superior about how they have better
         | taste. It sucks.
        
           | astura wrote:
           | Most suburban homes aren't McMansions.
        
           | ansible wrote:
           | > _... or their families to live comfortably and safely, ..._
           | 
           | Well, it is safe-ish, in that street crime is usually not too
           | high.
           | 
           | But living in car-centric suburbs, with a lack of common,
           | public spaces and physical and social isolation isn't
           | _really_ comfortable, or that good for your mental and
           | emotional health.
        
           | bamfly wrote:
           | The parts that make them bad are mostly about trying to make
           | the houses look (even) bigger than they are, and making them
           | look fancier than they are _as cheaply as possible_.
           | 
           | That kind of inept, absurd pretension is a recipe for comedy.
        
           | kashunstva wrote:
           | > to live comfortably and safely...
           | 
           | If the design goals for the houses presented on McMansion
           | Hell were simply that - comfort and safety - I'd have to
           | agree with your assessment. But houses appear there because
           | they seemingly have one over-arching design goal which is to
           | appear impressive and thereby signal the owner's wealth. Most
           | of the content points to the sheer purposelessness of certain
           | architectural features, highlighting the owner's need for
           | recognition over utility.
        
             | OkayPhysicist wrote:
             | McMansions are a symptom of wanting to _appear_ rich, they
             | 're expensive, but nowhere near as expensive as something
             | built with an architect aiming for taste.
        
           | glonq wrote:
           | I immensely enjoy McMansion Hell!
           | 
           | Kate Wagner does a fanastic job of distilling the history and
           | language and sensibilities of architecture down into
           | something that anybody can appreciate.
           | 
           | And quite the opposite of snobbish, she presents her
           | critiques in a raw, geeky, low-brow format that would
           | probably feel at home on 4chan or SomethingAwful.
           | 
           | She is not knocking down regular suburban homes and families
           | -- she critiques the top few percent who live in
           | ostentatiously monstrous homes.
           | 
           | Kate is a treasure and her site is a pleasure.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | post-it wrote:
           | I'm just trying provide a safe and comfortable home for my
           | family, me, and my dozen baluster cherub statues.
        
           | leephillips wrote:
           | I love McMansion Hell. It's hilarious and I've learned from
           | it. People with atrocious taste and enough money to impose it
           | on the world should be exposed to ridicule.
        
             | glonq wrote:
             | The British seem to have a well-established culture of
             | "taking the piss" out of one's superiors, whereas the US
             | seems to have zero tolerance for biting the hands of the
             | corporate overlords who feed us.
             | 
             | I'm saying that as a Canadian who is exposed to both
             | cultures. Also _sorry_.
        
               | mjb wrote:
               | McMansion Hell isn't about taking the piss out of one's
               | superiors, it's about looking down on the lower classes
               | without the refined architectural taste of the author and
               | audience.
               | 
               | It's punching down.
        
               | astura wrote:
               | Sounds like you've never seen the website you are
               | commenting on.
        
               | leephillips wrote:
               | I don't see how you could describe it that way. He's not
               | ridiculing poor people. His target houses are usually
               | fantastically opulent, selling for well over a million
               | dollars. It's the same genre as publishing pictures of
               | Donald Trump's gold plated bathrooms.
               | 
               | In fact, the article you posted here traffics to a large
               | extent, with either implied or explicit ridicule, in the
               | attempts of what look like struggling and desperate
               | people to sell their neglected properties.
               | 
               | One should not laugh at people with bad taste. It's bad
               | taste combined with power and money (Trump: a convenient
               | example) where the lack of taste makes the world uglier,
               | because it's jammed into the public eye.
        
               | glonq wrote:
               | Have you actually visited the McMansion Hell website? It
               | is literally the exact opposite of what you are
               | describing.
               | 
               | It's looking down on people with >million-dollar, ten-
               | thousand square foot homes that are also designed and
               | decorated in an ugly and/or antiquated manner.
               | 
               | And the author is never shy to admit her own low-key low-
               | brow style preferences; I don't sense any
               | refined/pretentious vibes at all.
        
               | jonnycomputer wrote:
               | Possibly. But I also tend to think that the idea is to
               | mock the tastelessness of new money, but not, the more
               | educated and refined tastes of old money families.
        
               | OkayPhysicist wrote:
               | Well, yeah. The nouveau riche are targets, because
               | they're scorned by both the people without money, and by
               | people with money. Combined with a combination of
               | insecurity about their newfound wealth, and a lack of the
               | cultural norms and social ties that old money has, and
               | hilarity ensues.
        
               | jonnycomputer wrote:
               | Yes. But I think there is something problematic about
               | that, in of itself. Old money isn't any more acceptable
               | just because they (supposedly) have better aesthetics. In
               | fact, on the face of it, there is a lot to congratulate
               | the nouveau rich, relative to old money, don't you think?
               | In most cases, they worked for it.
        
         | quaddo wrote:
         | [dead]
        
       | jhoechtl wrote:
       | Highly subjective. Can't recommend. Seems like some aesthetics
       | wieners gathered to dismiss others.
        
       | elliottinvent wrote:
       | If only all properties were pitched expertly by the vendor, like
       | the "never ending property" [1]
       | 
       | With high end 70s chintz and cheese production values.
       | 
       | 1.
       | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kynbFDou6GI&feature=youtu.be&c...
        
       | borbulon wrote:
       | Our house had photos that made it all look so small and close,
       | which is the exact opposite of what you get when you walk in the
       | door.
       | 
       | We were supposed to be auditioning the RE agent but we walked out
       | saying "this is the house we're going to buy."
        
       | tempodox wrote:
       | Many of them are veritable horrors, but I find Malcolm's
       | staircase somewhat interesting.
        
       | jroseattle wrote:
       | Lots of these types of sites from the past ten years, where the
       | best ones capture the oddity of the photo with a hilarious
       | caption. This one in particular seems really well done.
       | 
       | I expect the next phase of these sites liberally employ the use
       | of AI tools for image generation, i.e. "an apartment with a lawn
       | mower in it".
        
       | kleiba wrote:
       | In my opinion, if anything, what makes these pictures less than
       | ideal is the property itself which has nothing to do with the
       | real estate agent. It's actually a net positive for potential
       | buyers seeing all aspect of the object - what else should the
       | agent do, hide unfortunate corners? Right, like anyone who
       | actually cares to go and look at the property before buying it
       | (so almost everyone) would not see these things anyway at
       | inspection time.
       | 
       | What I am used to in the area I currently live in, is much, much
       | worse - and actual incompetence on the side of the agent. And
       | what's worse, you see it _all the time_! Here are a few
       | highlights:
       | 
       | - A total of five pictures for the property, all of which are of
       | the outside, none of the rooms.
       | 
       | - Blurry pictures as if someone first had to learn not to move
       | the camera in the middle of taking a shot.
       | 
       | - Severely tilted pictures, as if taken on a boat.
       | 
       | - Three pictures of some door (the same door each time, mind you)
       | 
       | - ...
       | 
       | You might think this is a joke, and I wish it was. Unfortunately,
       | though, this kind of thing is _commonly_ found on real estate
       | websites where I live. I don 't know how anyone can ever get
       | traction - I guess it must be a seller's market.
        
         | WarOnPrivacy wrote:
         | > You might think this is a joke, and I wish it was.
         | Unfortunately, though, this kind of thing is commonly found on
         | real estate websites
         | 
         | The 2021 ad for our current rental had 1 interior picture. It
         | was an old crayon drawing on wrinkled paper. The listing got 50
         | applications in the 2 hours it was up.
         | 
         | In that market, an ad that said nothing but 'Rental Available'
         | would have been flooded with applications - every day.
         | 
         | It's less awful now. Many people have transitioned to
         | homelessness and the rental market has eased up a little bit.
        
           | FastEatSlow wrote:
           | > Many people have transitioned to homelessness and the
           | rental market has eased up a little bit.
           | 
           | Well that's a sad state of affairs.
        
         | spi wrote:
         | I'm not sure we're looking at the same photos... for some of
         | them, sure, you're right. But many are bad photos like those
         | you mention, except more egregious (hence they deserve the
         | place on that site). The "garden" in one picture is rather
         | awful, but why put that plastic chair facing against the wall
         | to make it creepy on top of that? Why take a picture half naked
         | (or not half - thankfully we'll never know) in front of a
         | mirror? Why the cheap Christmas tree? Why those two sad soft
         | toys in the corner of an empty room? Why a mower in the living
         | room? Why include an old man watching TV in your photo?
         | 
         | As for the points you say, I'm not into real estate, I think
         | often it comes down to limitations from reality. You know,
         | actual _people_ live in those apartments you're trying to have
         | pictures of. Maybe they'll just deny you entry (it's their
         | place, after all, they might be renting and thus not give a
         | damn about you willing to sell the property), in which case all
         | you have to show is pictures from the outside. Or they might
         | only agree to send you pictures themselves, in which case
         | blurry pictures is all you get.
         | 
         | Of course, in general it's mostly incompetence, but hey, if
         | everybody were perfect at their job the world would look
         | totally different, in more important sectors than real
         | estate...
        
           | tiltowait wrote:
           | When my sister bought her house, she felt like the current
           | owners were actively trying to make it unappealing. Weird
           | photos (not as bad as these, mind), staying home during open
           | house, etc.
           | 
           | Turns out, the wife _was_ trying to make it unappealing. She
           | didn 't want to move, but her husband did. I wouldn't be
           | surprised if something like that was the case in at least
           | some of these photos.
        
             | afterburner wrote:
             | If the husband was determined to move, that just meant they
             | would get less money, not that they wouldn't sell. Oh well
        
         | jsight wrote:
         | Yeah, I was really expecting a lot of blown out shot with
         | terrible exposure, and weird angles.
         | 
         | This was mostly just bad houses. In some cases, the
         | photographer seemed to do a decent job of making the best of
         | it.
        
         | stefncb wrote:
         | Isn't it like that everywhere? It's been this way everywhere
         | I've ever lived.
        
         | wombat-man wrote:
         | Yeah, or they just reuse the photos from a listing in the early
         | 2000s, which is the lowest res camera phone picture. Seriously?
         | just go to the property and snap a few pics with your phone.
        
       | Fezzik wrote:
       | This is a fun blog. It reminds me of old sites like Fuck Yeah
       | Mens Wear, that smartly poked fun at consumerism. These days such
       | pages seem to get commercialized and soul-crushed so quickly we
       | hardly get time to appreciate them.
        
       | gbrindisi wrote:
       | In italy the real estate agent can be sidestepped if you know
       | directly the seller, as a consequence the ads they put up are
       | comically balanced to trigger your curiosity but not too much
       | revealing to let you figure out where the place is.
       | 
       | Such a terrible experience as a buyer, i'm baffled this whole
       | charade hasn't been disrupted by tech already.
        
         | SanderNL wrote:
         | This is IMO a good example of a situation where tech or lack of
         | it isn't the problem.
        
           | zabzonk wrote:
           | indeed - one of the uk's biggest on-line estate agents value
           | was reduced to just about zero recently
           | 
           | https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/may/17/online-
           | esta...
        
         | arkitaip wrote:
         | At some point you would have to actually visit the property,
         | though? Couldn't you sidestep the real estate agent anyways?
        
         | whynotmaybe wrote:
         | In Quebec it's starting to be disrupted by duproprio.com where
         | the sellers manages the sale themself. The company takes the
         | pictures & 3d scan and provides legal support.
         | 
         | I guess real estate agents are so good at marketing that we
         | believe it's a hard job that we can't do ourselves.
        
           | convalescindrey wrote:
           | > are so good at marketing
           | 
           | Yes, that's their job and primary purpose. Yes it's hard.
           | Most people have anxiety to even talk to their neighbors
           | without sweating.
           | 
           | Sure there are lots of idiots out there, like in every
           | profession. But those who are not idiots are providing a
           | valuable service. Try selling your house yourself and then
           | let's chat again about how it's not a hard job that you could
           | just do yourself.
        
             | whynotmaybe wrote:
             | What puzzles me the most is that some people have no
             | trouble doing dangerous DIY like fixing their lawnmower
             | with some duct tape but are scared of selling their house
             | because "legal stuff".
             | 
             | Real estate agent are always hitting the nail with the
             | message that we won't have to worry if we hire them. And
             | because of that message, people have a tendency to think
             | that selling is worrying.
             | 
             | If you are genuinely worried with the selling process, like
             | if you have trouble speaking to your neighbour, sure hire
             | an agent. Same if you don't have the time to do it
             | yourself. You'll pay them for the real service they provide
             | and their real purpose.
             | 
             | If you are worried because they told you it's worrying, see
             | for yourself.
        
               | convalescindrey wrote:
               | Every apartment and house I've bought up to this day in
               | my life (and I've moved quite a lot over the decades)
               | would have been almost an impossible sale by the owners
               | themselves. Their realtor was able to present the place,
               | reply with empathy (that is, understood where I was
               | coming from and what my interests are) and get back to me
               | with important info about the property and district that
               | the owners themselves usually had little clue about. The
               | owners themselves where often awkward, hard to talk to
               | and overall pretty clueless.
               | 
               | So, all those folks definitely got something out of
               | hiring a realtor. Nothing to do with "legal stuff". Most
               | people are just terrible at presenting and selling
               | things. And that's fine. Claiming otherwise is closing
               | your eyes for what's out there in the real world.
        
       | snickmy wrote:
       | I bet 95% of those come from England.
        
       | yodsanklai wrote:
       | From the title, I expected much worse.
        
       | Tade0 wrote:
       | I'm looking for an apartment at the moment, and I already amassed
       | quite a collection of such photos.
       | 
       | My favourite is an attic divided by a wall of plasterboard, where
       | on one side you have a full bathroom, on the other a bed. Floor
       | panels everywhere, especially next to the tub. Only one window -
       | on the side of the bathroom.
        
       | stef25 wrote:
       | These are almost flattering compared to some of the ones I came
       | across recently. Check out these beauties
       | 
       | https://www.immoweb.be/en/classified/mixed-use-building/for-...
       | 
       | https://www.immoweb.be/en/classified/house/for-sale/anderlec...
       | 
       | https://www.immoweb.be/en/classified/apartment/for-sale/brux...
        
       | steele wrote:
       | Generative AI staging is hilarious
        
       | xmdx wrote:
       | reminds me of reddit.com/r/spottedonrightmove but this one has
       | properties with interesting design decisions
        
       | hospitalJail wrote:
       | About 10 years ago, me and my wife took LSD on a vacation, and
       | the sheer uselessness of a real estate agent appeared to us.
       | 
       | What does a real estate agent do? They unlock doors.
       | 
       | Who are real estate agents? We can all think of a few real estate
       | agents, none of them are top performers. They are usually on
       | their ~4th career before the age of 30. They are the type of
       | person to wear a suit in public to pretend that it makes them
       | important.
       | 
       | I know an exception to the rule, except he sells multi-family
       | real estate, and owns ~10 single family homes himself. I'd hardly
       | call him a real estate agent at this point, he is a landlord.
        
         | nvr219 wrote:
         | It's definitely a MLM type racket
        
           | pg5 wrote:
           | Have you both bought and sold a primary residence without a
           | realtor?
           | 
           | Interested to hear about the experience.
        
             | nmcfarl wrote:
             | I have done both (I have also purchased with a realtor),
             | all in rural Oregon.
             | 
             | I did a FSBO in a tiny town and the property was purchased
             | directly by a buyer that was also without a realtor, but
             | both sides had a mortgage from a national bank, and
             | inspections happened, there was a boilerplate contract (the
             | same one the previous realtor used for us buying the house,
             | the lawyer's name was on the contract) and a title company.
             | The transaction was on rails. Could not have been smoother
             | or cheaper.
             | 
             | For that place we knew the local market was small and the
             | rumor mill active and figured we could FSBO for a bit
             | before we contacted a real estate agent if we needed access
             | to the MLS and non local buyers.
             | 
             | As for the time we purchased without an agent, we purchased
             | a few 100 acre ranch from our family and did so with a real
             | estate contract, seller financing and no mortgage. It would
             | have been difficult to get financing at a reasonable rate
             | for a property of this kind. This involved a fair bit of
             | time dealing with lawyers and neither party is happy with
             | the lawyers but the deal got done.
             | 
             | Anyhow - both experiences were good.
        
             | codekilla wrote:
             | Bought current house without agent (very desirable part of
             | Los Angeles). Selling now without agent. If you buy with an
             | agent you put yourself at a disadvantage because the
             | selling agent will need to split the commission (typically
             | 2.5% a piece or so). When you make an offer on a home
             | without a buying agent, suddenly your offer looks a lot
             | more attractive to the selling agent, who is the only point
             | of contact the seller has into what is happening with their
             | property in terms of offers. People wonder how we got our
             | house so cheap--bank on the real estate agents being
             | greedy. They are the worst, period. I have not met a single
             | one who will not double end a deal in 10 years in the LA
             | market. Not sure how the current sale will go, but I will
             | not work with an agent, I've dealt with too many to make
             | that mistake.
        
               | poulsbohemian wrote:
               | >If you buy with an agent you put yourself at a
               | disadvantage because the selling agent will need to split
               | the commission
               | 
               | I can't speak to California law, but this isn't
               | explicitly true in either market where I work. Non-agency
               | is a thing in some places, and depending on the terms of
               | the listing contract the listing agent might pocket both
               | sides regardless if there isn't a buyer's agent.
               | 
               | I'd also argue that there are a lot of properties where a
               | buyer benefits from expertise on the part of an agent -
               | either negotiating strategies or local market concerns.
               | In my market for example understanding environmental and
               | construction issues and value add that a buyer won't know
               | without doing meaningful research on their own.
        
               | smugma wrote:
               | I've seen this happen many times in LA. Never in SF, and
               | once in Oakland. I don't have much experience outside
               | California but helped friends in Chicago buy a condo. It
               | definitely helped that they didn't have an agent and
               | leveraged the listing agent.
               | 
               | Not having an agent is generally a big asset when buying
               | a home, much more than anything an agent will bring to
               | you.
        
               | poulsbohemian wrote:
               | >definitely helped that they didn't have an agent and
               | leveraged the listing agent.
               | 
               | Ooof. Gotta be careful with this one and understand
               | agency law in your respective state. That listing agent
               | may not actually be working for you the buyer, even if
               | they help you fill out the paperwork.
        
               | dwater wrote:
               | They're not working for the seller either, they're
               | working for themselves. They are not a fiduciary to any
               | party. You can get screwed by an agent regardless of who
               | hired them.
        
         | kube-system wrote:
         | > What does a real estate agent do? They unlock doors.
         | 
         | > Who are real estate agents? We can all think of a few real
         | estate agents, none of them are top performers. They are
         | usually on their ~4th career before the age of 30. They are the
         | type of person to wear a suit in public to pretend that it
         | makes them important.
         | 
         | Let's not pretend the software engineering world isn't full of
         | hubris. Even the title itself is illegal in parts of the world
         | because our career isn't a real engineering field.
        
         | jandrese wrote:
         | I wouldn't go quite that far. They also handle the paperwork
         | and coordination with the other agent, which is not a trivial
         | job. It's highly questionable if the value they add is worth 5%
         | of the gross sale price of the house, especially in our
         | amazingly inflated markets, but few if any agents seem
         | interested in working at hourly rates.
        
           | poulsbohemian wrote:
           | >few if any agents seem interested in working at hourly rates
           | 
           | It's because most agents work as self-employed contractors
           | under the auspices of a brokerage, and the brokerage is not
           | going to allow that. And/ or, in a state using standardized
           | legal documents, we don't even have a form for that, which
           | means we'd need to come up with an hourly contract from
           | scratch - and the brokerages will put their foot down on that
           | too.
        
           | robertlagrant wrote:
           | In the UK paperwork is mostly done - surprisingly slowly - by
           | lawyers.
        
             | poulsbohemian wrote:
             | This is the practice in many countries and even several US
             | states. The listing services we have in the US are not
             | universal either, which I think performs a really important
             | role in providing information to the public and creating a
             | more level informational playing field.
        
             | jsight wrote:
             | Same in the US, and for a separate set of fees on top of
             | the realtors 5-6%.
        
         | rcme wrote:
         | Agents are facilitators of the deal. They are the lubricant
         | that gets the deal done.
        
           | smugma wrote:
           | Agents are the friction that increases transaction costs.
        
         | scott_s wrote:
         | Strongly disagreed. Unless you regularly buy and sell houses,
         | when it comes to buying a house, you are out of your depth. You
         | need the help of a professional, and you want one who is
         | looking out for your interests.
         | 
         | I admit _finding_ a real estate agent who you can trust is not
         | easy. I don 't know how to do it, other than from who you know.
         | I was lucky, and ours was a friend of my wife's family.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | Just find one who has been working through a few downturns.
           | Hot markets spawn real estate agents like locust, but
           | downturns burn out all but the best.
        
         | cwilkes wrote:
         | What does a software engineer do? They type on a keyboard.
        
         | anonzzzies wrote:
         | I had a client who only sold 5million$+ estates and I went with
         | them a few times on showings and I bought quite a few houses
         | myself in the 5-20k range. The effort made by the estate agent
         | was the same; close to nothing. I don't know what's wrong with
         | these people and they definitely don't deserve the commission.
         | But when I ask just give me the location and the keys, they
         | don't do that. So totally useless and yet they want to come
         | with you.
        
           | arkitaip wrote:
           | Yes, just hand the keys to someone's home to a complete
           | stranger, what could possibly go wrong.
        
             | anonzzzies wrote:
             | Here you have to sign a contract (so competitors or the
             | owner don't sell it cheaper to you) and they take a copy of
             | your passport and proof of residency. So not exactly
             | strangers. And in this cases where I asked for the keys,
             | they were local realestate agents I went to school with.
             | Not that anybody locks their door over here; it's just
             | often not clear what the location is to prevent personal
             | negotiations.
        
               | dna_polymerase wrote:
               | > it's just often not clear what the location is to
               | prevent personal negotiations.
               | 
               | Oh no, we had a bug once when our software uploaded the
               | property to the web with the address unlocked. The place
               | got swarmed by people who would just enter the property
               | at any time, not giving a damn about the owner's privacy.
               | They were ringing the doorbell, asking about the price
               | and if they could see the place right then and there.
               | Agents are the first line of defense against shitty
               | people.
        
             | hospitalJail wrote:
             | Eh, with security cameras for ~$20 per camera, you can buy
             | a lot of security cameras for the 25k commission.
             | 
             | Heck, you can buy over 1000 security cameras and still save
             | money.
        
               | tzs wrote:
               | There was a now deleted reply to that, probably intended
               | as a joke, about how the cost of electricity for all
               | those cameras would wipe out the profit.
               | 
               | I was curious and did the math. I'm using motion
               | sensitive security cameras that only record and upload
               | when motion is detected. At the places with the most
               | expensive residential electricity in the US or the EU
               | 1000 of those cameras would need under $5 of electricity
               | per year. There's also the thing that the cameras upload
               | to. I don't know how much power that uses, but it is
               | powered by a 5 W USB power supply so can't be more than
               | $22/year.
        
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               | Solvency wrote:
               | This is the most cliched HN thought pattern I've ever
               | seen.
        
         | asdff wrote:
         | Realtors thrive on nepotism though and double ending jobs with
         | their friends or even themselves. There's plenty of homes that
         | are bought and sold without hitting any public listing site.
         | Agents just might call up another agent the know and go "Hey I
         | got a buyer for a 3br in these neighborhoods, you guys got
         | anything coming up?" and vice versa. Without an agent you are
         | locked out of that side of the market and probably at a serious
         | disadvantage, overpaying for property that didn't manage to
         | sell through this "premarket" for whatever reason which could
         | in fact be for red flag issues.
        
         | yodsanklai wrote:
         | > What does a real estate agent do? They unlock doors.
         | 
         | I think it depends on the local market, but this was certainly
         | my feeling when trying to rent a place in London. I visited 15
         | properties in a couple of days. Most agents just unlocked the
         | door, sometimes seeing the place for the first time, most often
         | clueless about the place. Actually a couple of them weren't
         | even able to open the door and didn't have the right key.
        
           | jon_adler wrote:
           | This is probably because in London, the flat will rent in a
           | few days anyway. There isn't any incentive for relatable
           | agents to try any harder.
        
         | dataengineer56 wrote:
         | In the South East of England I found that estate agents were
         | very proactive, stereotypical Audi TT-driving widemen who wore
         | suits and had good haircuts and would work hard to make a sale.
         | When it came time to sell then I found them to be lazy and
         | almost useless, taking bad pictures, writing incorrect
         | descriptions and showing no urgency. I guess they figure that
         | the house will sell one way or another and the difference
         | between a good or bad listing might only be a few % of the sale
         | price, which means their cut will only change by PS100 or so.
         | 
         | Alternately in the North East then I had a much different
         | experience (albeit only on the buying side) - estate agents
         | were almost exclusively women who answered phones, and viewings
         | were done by the sellers themselves.
        
         | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
         | When I bought my first house, my agent was invaluable. He
         | certainly helped me avoid a bunch of bad decisions.
         | 
         | He never actually said "don't buy this house" at any property
         | we looked at, but he would point out things I wouldn't have
         | thought about like, "it's nice, but I wonder if there's a lot
         | of noise from that street later in the day when people are home
         | from work" or "I guess you wouldn't want to play with marbles
         | in here" (house with a sloping floor likely due to foundation
         | shifting) and a lot of other remarks to point out things that
         | I, as an apartment dweller, wouldn't have considered.
         | 
         | I may have gotten that first house entirely due to him: I
         | wanted to lowball the offer, but he pointed out that that
         | neighborhood was a hot area and the house was very reasonably
         | priced. I later found out that there was actually a slightly
         | higher offer than mine, but since I had offered the asking
         | price and came in first, the owners thought it was only ethical
         | that they sell to me.
         | 
         | I've certainly met useless RE agents since, but there are
         | definitely some that earn their percentage! The guy who sold my
         | last house was also a builder and he fixed a problem that would
         | have held up the sale on his own dime!
        
           | rightbyte wrote:
           | > He never actually said "don't buy this house" at any
           | property we looked at, but ...
           | 
           | Taking hints from realtors is a skill. They are so subtle. I
           | got exactly the same experience.
        
         | pdntspa wrote:
         | There's a South Park episode about this
        
         | WHYLEE1991 wrote:
         | I think you highly under-estimate the sales skills and other
         | life competencies required to be in a high pressure sales job
         | like being a real estate agent. Frankly, I think most of the
         | people on this site would be fish out of water in most any job
         | that requires social soft skills and that shows dramatically
         | whenever ya'll discuss jobs that are outside of the very small
         | tech circle you happen to be a part of.
         | 
         | Lets wonder this too, is your job incredibly beneficial to
         | society? is it not something many other people can do like
         | "opening a door"? I'm sure to you your job is very complex and
         | interesting, but to me and everyone else don't you just get
         | paid to open or unlock a series of doors metaphorically? It's
         | soo odd that you people think that somehow our jobs are the
         | meaningful ones lol.
         | 
         | Also never use the term "top preformers" ya sound like a d-bag.
        
           | msluyter wrote:
           | Weird, having bought/sold a number of houses in the last ten
           | years (our family moved several times), I can't say I've ever
           | run into a real estate agent that seemed like a "high
           | pressure" salesman. Perhaps its just the market so they don't
           | really need to try, but IME the best real estate agents -- on
           | the buyers side, at least -- were the ones that listened
           | carefully and did a good job of finding houses that matched
           | our needs. Definitely requires soft skills/empathy, but not
           | really a sales role.
           | 
           | Do such things exist? Are there real estate agents who are
           | like "and if you buy today, we'll throw in this grill!"?
           | Genuinely curious.
           | 
           | On the general utility of real estate agents... Really
           | knowing a market and understanding
           | construction/houses/permitting, etc... is a pretty important
           | knowledge/skill set. I had one excellent agent figuratively
           | drag me away from a condo that she understood to have serious
           | foundation/construction defects. The good ones will help you
           | understand what's good/bad about a house, problems to be
           | alert for, etc...
           | 
           | Like a lot of middle men, I think they do provide some
           | service of value. Now, is that worth 3%/6% of a houses value?
           | In many cases, undoubtedly not. We sold a house in Austin
           | when the market was so hot that we got an eye popping offer
           | the day after the agent put a "pending" sign in the yard. I
           | think he did like 4 hrs total work. So afaict, the profession
           | as a whole acts as sort of a rentier over the MLS listings.
        
             | JumpCrisscross wrote:
             | > _can 't say I've ever run into a real estate agent that
             | seemed like a "high pressure" salesman_
             | 
             | High-pressure job, not high-pressure sales. Real estate
             | sales is not a business that's kind to underperformers (in
             | the long run).
        
             | poulsbohemian wrote:
             | A year ago when our market was much hotter, I listed a
             | property that I knew would sell quickly. Where I added
             | value though was in knowing exactly when to list it, the
             | price to list it, how to build pre-market interest, how to
             | bring it to market in a way that would force buyers to
             | compete only on price, and ultimately, I got the price up
             | another $200k (and other concessions) for my sellers
             | because of how I negotiated once offers were on the table.
             | So even in a hot market, your agent's skill does matter in
             | yielding an optimal rather than just a "good" outcome.
        
           | go_discover wrote:
           | New word: Intracriticnescient
           | 
           | Definition: A person who criticizes the group they are in,
           | without realizing that they are also implicating themselves
           | in the criticism.
        
           | the6thwonder wrote:
           | > I'm a people person. I have people skills.
           | 
           | I don't agree.
           | 
           | In my experience, there are people with a talent for talking,
           | and have a natural attraction. People just want to talk to
           | them. But that's not most people in sales (even if they are
           | often top).
           | 
           | The key skills to be successful in sales are similar.
           | Dedication, problems solving, and an interest in what you're
           | doing. Many here could pick it up.
        
           | makeitdouble wrote:
           | Yes, they have much more skills than just wearing a suit and
           | opening doors.
           | 
           | It's also a job which accomodates way more scum type people
           | than you'd see in typical office jobs. As you note the
           | incentives are very different, the pressure as well, and the
           | recipes for success can involve screwing people over a lot of
           | money.
           | 
           | The profession doesn't seem to have much interest in dealing
           | with moral hazards.
        
           | zikduruqe wrote:
           | > I think you highly under-estimate the sales skills and
           | other life competencies required to be in a high pressure
           | sales job like being a real estate agent.
           | 
           | Also, be really good looking.
        
             | robertlagrant wrote:
             | Real estate for normal housing is definitely not a high
             | pressure sales job.
        
               | poulsbohemian wrote:
               | Agreed - I laugh when people call me a "salesman".
               | Matchmaker and project manager are more in line, with a
               | whole lot of very specialized knowledge of finance,
               | marketing, negotiation, soils, fencing, construction,
               | environmental law...
        
               | robertlagrant wrote:
               | Yep - it's tricky, but not full on sales. Just a
               | definitions thing - I'm not in sales either.
        
           | intrasight wrote:
           | Right. "opening doors" can euphemistically describe any
           | capable salesperson. Gotta open doors to sell that $100m
           | fighter jet. For that matter, it can describe a dealmaker in
           | any tech company.
        
           | goolz wrote:
           | Yes, and even if you are a "top performer" doing gods work...
           | that does not give you any right to belittle others. I
           | wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment and would pay money
           | to see us as a collective (me included) try our hand at
           | something like real estate. I for one know I would fail, but
           | that's me.
        
             | cj wrote:
             | We software engineers already have tried, and failed to the
             | tune of $550 million. Oops.
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29087479
        
               | robertlagrant wrote:
               | The right thing to do is I think to digitise the process.
               | Having a transparent way of following a bidding session
               | and subsequent legal arrangement to completion would be
               | extremely useful, and would surely scale pretty well.
        
               | goolz wrote:
               | "The algorithms are fooling themselves..." I loved that
               | comment haha! Great link.
        
               | jsight wrote:
               | Sometimes real estate agents fail at flipping and stick
               | to brokering other people's transactions too.
        
               | hospitalJail wrote:
               | That isnt being a real estate agent, that is
               | buying/selling the market.
        
               | cj wrote:
               | Ok I'll rephrase: We software engineers tried to buy/sell
               | houses using algorithms, and failed to the tune of $550m.
               | I think we collectively would have similar success (or
               | lack thereof) as actual real estate agents.
        
               | hospitalJail wrote:
               | These are two different jobs.
        
             | jen20 wrote:
             | Hard disagree. For people taking 6% of purchase price in
             | fees, real estate agents need to be vastly better than they
             | are. They were insufferable in Austin over the past few
             | years, the silver lining of a serious housing crash would
             | be watching them try to join the ranks of the productive.
             | 
             | It reminds me of IT recruiters in the UK a few years back:
             | [1] sums up the situation very well and applies just as
             | much.
             | 
             | [1]: https://gist.github.com/CumpsD/696599d1bd4cd472a056586
             | 967293...
        
           | rplst8 wrote:
           | The reply was a bit harsh, but let's not act like the real
           | estate industry isn't riddled with skeezy practices.
           | 
           | 1) Home inspections that aren't really "inspections" and are
           | just there to grease the skids 2) Buyer's agents don't have a
           | fiduciary duty to protect the buyers. 3) Pricing "knowledge"
           | that is typically public info, just locked behind access
           | restrictions 4) predatory lending practices
           | 
           | It's a very incestuous market where the agents are friends
           | with mortgage loan officers at banks, handymen, inspectors,
           | and law offices that handle closing.
           | 
           | The fact that it costs somewhere between 10-15% of the value
           | of a home to actually transfer ownership is highway robbery.
        
             | alistairSH wrote:
             | Totally agree on the inspection. They're next to useless -
             | a friend bought a home a few years ago, super-weird water
             | heater/HVAC system (co-mingled, WTF), never mentioned by
             | the inspector. When it broke a year later, it was a VERY
             | expensive fix, and I think they might have recovered a few
             | hundred $$ from the inspector (on a many thousands repair).
             | 
             | An agent is only getting 5-6% of the home value (assuming
             | no split with a second agent). And a big chunk of that goes
             | to the brokerage.
        
               | ffgjgf1 wrote:
               | 5-6% of the purchase price still seems like a huge
               | amount. Of course I don't really know how many houses
               | decent agents tend to sell per year.
        
               | alistairSH wrote:
               | It's highly variable.
               | 
               | Sample of 1, but my agent was frequently closing several
               | homes/week during peak season (Spring, early Summer). At
               | the time (2017), typical listing would be $500-$1 million
               | (Fairfax County, VA).
               | 
               | So I'd guess 20-30/year for her.
               | 
               | Broker keeps 30-50% of the commission.
               | 
               | So, a good agent in NoVA is probably making
               | $250-$500k/year (but has to pay their own payroll taxes
               | and stuff out of that, IIRC).
        
               | poulsbohemian wrote:
               | >And a big chunk of that goes to the brokerage.
               | 
               | Thank you for this - the public should redirect a lot of
               | their anger away from the agents and toward their
               | brokerages. Likewise - please don't use Zillow, Redfin,
               | etc to contact an agent. Call the agent directly, as
               | these online sites take a big pile of money out of the
               | agents pocket as well.
               | 
               | I want to believe changes are coming in real estate, as
               | the long standing brokerage model exploits agents and
               | confuses the public.
        
               | Solvency wrote:
               | If their inspector sucks that's on your friend.
               | 
               | We searched and vetted and found our own inspector. On
               | Yelp of all places, one of the least trustworthy
               | websites. It took us less than a day to find someone
               | good.
               | 
               | And he found absolutely every single imaginable problem
               | even down to the most hysterically unimportant detail.
               | Like the tension on one of the kitchen/garage door hinges
               | being slightly higher than the bottom door hinge. This
               | was on a list of over 100 other things.
               | 
               | The point is, inspectors are jobs like anyone else. Some
               | are good, some bad.
        
               | alistairSH wrote:
               | The problem isn't whether they find a problem. Even the
               | best inspector will miss things occasionally. The problem
               | is they have zero legal liability for that miss. The
               | buyer is making the biggest purchase of their life on a
               | report that cost ~$1000 and has no legal backing (beyond
               | maybe recovering the ~$1000 inspection fee).
               | 
               | And then you have home insurance which isn't a whole lot
               | better. They might fix the problem or they might manage
               | to declare is pre-existing and deny coverage, but even if
               | they do fix it, it'll be the lowest bidder installing the
               | cheapest parts possible.
        
               | PawgerZ wrote:
               | When dealing with Home/Property insurance, always talk to
               | a reputable public adjuster or general contractor. I
               | worked at a general contractor construction company in a
               | state where contractors can also act as public adjusters.
               | We routinely caught insurance adjusters overlooking
               | damage, lying, or straight up committing fraud.
               | 
               | The laws for insurance are very complex, and all of the
               | material standards are locked behind paywalls. For an
               | average person (me before I worked there) insurance is
               | basically a black box; you can't argue against any of
               | their points because they hide the criteria.
               | 
               | >but even if they do fix it, it'll be the lowest bidder
               | installing the cheapest parts possible.
               | 
               | This is true, but illegal. You are owed for "Like Kind
               | And Quality" according to the law. This means that the
               | insurance company can't downgrade your materials, and
               | they have to repair the property to AT LEAST pre-storm
               | conditions. Additionally, it is your legal right to
               | choose a construction crew or contractor of your choice,
               | and the insurance company can't veto your decision. After
               | the work is complete, make sure that you, the
               | construction company, and the insurance company have
               | copies of the specifications of your materials and what
               | work was done. This way it will be much harder for
               | insurance to fuck you over on your next claim.
               | 
               | Most contractors in my area are genuinely trying to help
               | the clients. There are some contractors who take
               | advantage of the innocent and gullible population,
               | though. I hate them just as much as insurance companies.
        
               | alistairSH wrote:
               | Sorry, I was thinking of home warranties. You're exactly
               | right on home insurance.
               | 
               | Two very different products, the former being a
               | borderline scam much of the time, the latter being a
               | requirement for financing (and common sense).
               | 
               | Current example for me... house is 50+ year old, with
               | copper pipe for water supply. We're starting to get pin-
               | hole leaks on some pipes. AFAIK, insurance considers this
               | a maintenance item. They'd probably fix a major burst and
               | the damage it causes (after the fact) but have no
               | interest in even subsidizing preventative work to avoid
               | the costly repair.
        
               | anotherman554 wrote:
               | "And he found absolutely every single imaginable problem
               | even down to the most hysterically unimportant detail."
               | 
               | The fact an inspection document is impressive to read
               | doesn't mean it is accurate. If he blew you away with his
               | ability to name 100 minor things, but missed a structural
               | issue, you'd be screwed, and would have no way to know
               | this until the structure starting cracking.
        
             | onlyrealcuzzo wrote:
             | > The reply was a bit harsh, but let's not act like the
             | real estate industry isn't riddled with skeezy practices.
             | 
             | Let's not pretend like this doesn't apply to almost every
             | industry either...
        
               | dehrmann wrote:
               | High-value emotional purchases attract it more for
               | obvious reasons. You see it less in cheap commodities.
               | Your transactions at the grocery store tend to be pretty
               | honest.
        
             | poulsbohemian wrote:
             | >Home inspections that aren't really "inspections" and are
             | just there to grease the skids
             | 
             | I hear this a lot on here and I wonder what state people
             | are in or if the laws are somehow different elsewhere. In
             | the states where I do business, there are state mandated
             | checklists of systems and inspectors could be held liable
             | if they don't show reasonable care and professionalism in
             | gathering the data for their report. The inspectors I use
             | pride themselves on the adoption of technology (drones for
             | checking out roofs, thermal imaging for heat loss and
             | insulation, etc) and often take the better part of a day on
             | even small houses. So, I dunno man - I hear this stuff
             | about inspectors a lot, but it doesn't jive with what I
             | expect the ones I refer to people to actually do.
        
               | js2 wrote:
               | Real life example from Chatham County, NC. Family built a
               | new house. Passed all inspections. House is not
               | structurally sound and they've been advised the house
               | needs to be completely rebuilt. They won a suit against
               | the home builder, but the builder hasn't paid.
               | 
               | The county inspector was fired, but the county is not
               | taking financial responsibility.
               | 
               | https://abc11.com/chatham-county-forever-home-dream-
               | nightmar...
               | 
               | https://www.wral.com/family-says-chatham-county-
               | inspectors-m...
        
               | traviscj wrote:
               | Building inspections are not really the same as purchase
               | inspections, or at least don't seem to me like they
               | should be. Purchase inspection generally might not see a
               | partially-constructed building or blueprints or otherwise
               | be able to verify the engineering plan is being followed
               | --They're looking for broken/nonfunctional
               | appliances/mechanicals/systems, clear fire hazards, mold,
               | infestations, and the like.
               | 
               | The outcome of a building inspection is a certificate of
               | occupancy where the authority is stating the home is safe
               | to live in, the outcome of a purchase inspection is a
               | report of things to ask for a discount on, part of the
               | purchase negotiation.
               | 
               | The Chatham County thing is crazy, I'm hoping the family
               | manages to find someone accountable in that mess --
               | clearly either the original architect, the builder, or
               | the county let them down somehow. I'm just not sure it's
               | really an indictment of the "inspector" profession as
               | discussed in this thread.
        
               | hattar wrote:
               | Colorado here and that wasn't the case for me.
               | 
               | There were many, and varied things missed in my
               | inspection. The biggest was the entire HVAC system being
               | messed up. The furnace was incorrectly installed,
               | improperly sized for the house, and didn't even have any
               | return ductwork installed.
               | 
               | The air flow seemed really bad in the bedroom and so one
               | day I decided to climb up into the attic and take a look.
               | The problem with the return air missing was immediately
               | obvious. When I called the inspector to ask why they'd
               | miss something so obvious I was given an excuse and
               | pointed toward the part of the contract that states
               | they're not liable. I eventually got them to refund the
               | cost of the inspection, but it was hundreds of dollars
               | back for over ten thousand dollars in missed issues. I
               | was only able to get anything because I worked for a real
               | estate company at the time and knew the right people who
               | could apply pressure.
               | 
               | IMO Home inspections are a total scam.
        
               | mr337 wrote:
               | I agree, it feels really odd that making a huge ticket
               | item purchase, if something goes wrong the max liability
               | it the inspection price. A drop in the bucket for some
               | issues they should have brought to light.
        
               | poulsbohemian wrote:
               | Here's something I say to my clients: personally, if I am
               | buying a property, I am unlikely to do an inspection
               | because I've seen a lot of houses and systems and am
               | generally able to assess for myself the quality of the
               | systems and construction. But - especially for first time
               | buyers - people who buy and sell houses infrequently and
               | who don't have a background in these things are at an
               | informational deficit. For that reason, while the list of
               | things an inspector checks can never be complete, it's
               | more information than a buyer may be able to gather on
               | their own. Houses are just like software systems - they
               | will never be bug free, bugs pop up for various reasons,
               | and all an inspector is really doing is telling you the
               | state of the system on a given day.
               | 
               | Also - I'm about to stop recommending one of my
               | recommended inspectors, because he's at best a "B". He
               | catches most issues, but the level of care isn't what I
               | want for my clients. There's another guy I used to
               | recommend but again, he's nearing retirement and getting
               | sloppy.
        
               | mike50 wrote:
               | Those issues would require engineering judgment to
               | assess. An inspector would be qualified to verify
               | function and presence of the heating system.
        
               | AngryData wrote:
               | I had a friend of mine get his house inspected when
               | buying, they never found (so apparently didn't plug a
               | tester into it) multiple loose plugs, didn't note the
               | plumbing line wrapped in an inch thick of electrical tape
               | for a leak, and said the roof was inspected for leaks and
               | "certified" for atleast a year but told 5 years it would
               | need a replacement. When their kitchen ceiling started
               | bubbling a year in I went up into the attic space and it
               | was clear the roof had been leaking since before they
               | bought it by the stains and mold it left on the wood. It
               | was a complete joke of an inspection, and what makes it
               | worse is none of that was hard to access. The attic space
               | was accessible from the garage area with no ceiling and
               | was easily walkable with 10 ft+ height, the loose plugs
               | were in the living room and in plain view right when you
               | walk in, and the taped up pipe was 15 feet into a
               | concrete basement with a mere glance upward. Not to
               | mention the other laundry list of items that weren't
               | broken really but should have been noted by an inspector
               | doing their job.
               | 
               | They tried to get the inspector for the obvious bullshit
               | roof inspection but after getting ran around multiple
               | times to the point of needing to hire lawyer to go any
               | further. But eventually dropped it when some roofing
               | company came by and offered to do the roof for "free"
               | through their insurance because of supposed hail damage
               | in the area that basically replaced half the roofs in the
               | town. That too was probably a scam on the insurance by
               | the roofers because we never had big enough hail for
               | damage, but they weren't going to complain about a free
               | new shingle job.
               | 
               | TL;DR Don't just grab any random inspector, and
               | especially never take recommendations from anybody
               | connected to real estate.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | Good inspectors exist. They're not usually recommended by
               | agents because they could cause a deal to fall through.
        
             | deelowe wrote:
             | In my area, agent fees are 6%.
        
             | rcme wrote:
             | The seller is paying the buyer's agent so I'm not sure why
             | they'd have a fiduciary duty to the buyer. Agents aren't
             | about representation at all. That's what your lawyer and
             | lender are for (the lender acts in your best interest in
             | their own self interest). The purpose of the agents are to
             | make the transaction happen. The seller's agent handles
             | this on the seller side, e.g. showing the house, making it
             | available for inspections, etc. The buyer's agent makes
             | this happen on the buyer's side, e.g. makes sure the buyer
             | schedules the inspections, has their lender lined up, etc.
             | The agents are there to make the deal happen. That's their
             | only purpose.
        
               | pessimizer wrote:
               | Neither agent has a fiduciary duty even to the person
               | that hired them, in the US. That situation took a lot of
               | lobbying to create, and takes a lot of lobbying to
               | preserve. The agents can make a deal between them that
               | they both profit from and screws both the buyer and the
               | seller.
        
             | jon_adler wrote:
             | The estate agent percentage in the U.K. is typically around
             | 2% of property value in total, paid by the seller, with
             | virtually nobody using a buyers agent. I have never
             | understood why fees are so crazy in the USA.
        
               | pessimizer wrote:
               | Real estate lobbying associations such as the NAR writing
               | state laws, massively donating to campaigns, and paying
               | huge speaking fees to ex-politicians. I once worked
               | pretty deeply in the industry.
        
         | pg5 wrote:
         | I disagree with this. You pay a realtor because a good one
         | stays up to date with what's happening in the market, has a
         | network of vetted contractors/potential buyers/other
         | connections, has up-to-date frameworks for handling the
         | processes and timing of tricky situations that can arise.
         | 
         | Sure, you can do all that yourself if you want, but for the
         | average person, they are providing value.
        
           | mike50 wrote:
           | A Rolodex and a limited understanding of the real estate
           | market. If they really had expert housing market knowledge
           | would they be working as a real estate agent?
        
             | bamfly wrote:
             | IME the ones who are successful long-term and make
             | _serious_ money do indeed use their market knowledge,
             | connections, and access to make real estate plays
             | themselves. Move into owning rentals, do some flipping,
             | that kind of thing. The easiest path seems to be having a
             | spouse who 's in a different, but relevant, career (e.g.
             | general contractor).
        
         | tiedieconderoga wrote:
         | A good real estate agent can provide a lot of value, especially
         | if you're a first-time buyer.
         | 
         | * They've seen a lot of houses, and know what to look out for
         | even before you commit to calling in inspectors.
         | 
         | * They've seen a lot of closings, and can handle all of the
         | title/law crud. "Quick closing" can be a big plus to some
         | sellers.
         | 
         | * They've seen a lot of negotiations, and can help you get a
         | feel for how the other party is thinking.
         | 
         | There certainly are people who unlock the door, stare at their
         | phone all day, and collect their commission. Those aren't very
         | good agents, even if they can get the job done when the market
         | is extremely short on supply.
        
         | version_five wrote:
         | This will sound harsh, but mostly real estate agents are
         | suckers who are actively getting scammed by the brokerage.
         | Brokerages have a virtual monopoly (oligopoly) on listings and
         | comparable sale prices though MLS (I'm in Canada but I think
         | the US is the same) and as such it's in most seller's and
         | buyers interests use them. Agents are getting charged all sorts
         | of scam fees to market themselves in exchange for getting to
         | tap into the MLS. Every ad and stupid video and contract and
         | mailer and whatnot is getting sold to them by the brokerage who
         | is siphoning off all the money they can. The real suckers are
         | the agents, even if they don't really do anything.
        
           | poulsbohemian wrote:
           | There might be some nuance here between the US and Canada -
           | would love to chat over frosty beverages and learn more and
           | the system up there as eventually I'd like to expand into BC.
           | The MLS fees (I belong to two and will likely join a third
           | and possibly fourth) aren't terrible and I would say listing
           | services are generally a good thing for both the consumer
           | public and agents. But - as you note - the public has a very
           | limited view of all the ways brokerages and various third-
           | parties try to scam and fleece agents. The overall system is
           | exploitative of agents and that has a role in the cost to
           | consumers for real estate services. And, name brand online
           | services are just another third party looking to make money
           | off agents.
        
         | jsight wrote:
         | I think you are being a little unfair to them, but at the same
         | time...
         | 
         | They get 5% of most single family residential transactions. And
         | recently it was 6% that was standard. And the industry works
         | really hard to protect those profits.
         | 
         | It is a lot of money that comes right out of consumers pockets.
        
         | moioci wrote:
         | > me and my wife took LSD on a vacation
         | 
         | Did dropping acid enhance your vacation, or does LSD also stand
         | for something else?
        
           | scop wrote:
           | Ha! I feel like I'm in the crazy house as you're the only
           | other person who has asked that...all these well thought out
           | responses that seem completely oblivious to the doozy of an
           | introduction.
           | 
           | "So I once played poker with a gorilla and [insert point]"
           | and everybody only talks about the point and not the
           | gorilla???
           | 
           | -\\_(tsu)_/-
        
             | 2023throwawayy wrote:
             | Taking LSD on a vacation is a pretty mundane thing for many
             | people.
        
         | CamperBob2 wrote:
         | Honestly, I had this exact same attitude before my last home
         | purchase. We began by assuming that Redfin was good enough. By
         | the time the deal closed, we really appreciated what an
         | experienced agent with at least a vague awareness of real-
         | estate law could do. When the FSBO seller tried to back out at
         | the last minute, our (obviously motivated) buyer's agent was
         | able to set him straight. Without his help, I'm certain the
         | situation would have turned into a nightmare scenario involving
         | actual lawyers.
         | 
         | That doesn't mean I won't try the easy/cheap way first next
         | time, but it does mean I no longer dismiss all realtors as
         | useless parasites who need to be "disrupted" at all costs.
        
         | xyzelement wrote:
         | If your wife and you took LSD and it "appeared" to you that all
         | doctors do is run around in stupid white coats, would that
         | reveal more about the field of medicine or the two of you?
         | 
         | "It requires professional help to facilitate emotionally
         | charged, million+ dollar transactions" would be the more useful
         | insight.
         | 
         | Very few people chose to forego aan agent when dealing in RE,
         | there's a reason for that. I am a finance dude quite capable of
         | negotiating etc and I still found out agent super valuable and
         | would use her again.
         | 
         | It's possible you know crappy agents who deal in low-end
         | transactions but again that may reveal more about you than the
         | field.
        
         | alistairSH wrote:
         | There are plenty of next-to-useless agents, just like there are
         | plenty of next-to-useless software developers.
         | 
         | Our agent (used twice, 15 years apart) was great. Both times,
         | in strong sellers markets, so lots of offers made and rejected.
         | Lots of last second "OMG, just listed, can we see it
         | NOWNOWNOW!"
         | 
         | Very expensive, but so is a house.
         | 
         | Now that I've been through the process a few times, could I do
         | it without? Probably. At the right price, would I use an agent
         | regardless? Absolutely. The old 6% rate seems quite high for a
         | basic sale given online MLS listings, though for a very
         | specific home in a small market, might still be worth that (I'm
         | think lake homes in my neighborhood - rare listings, selling
         | for $50k+ premium over non-lake on same street, often have a
         | buyer lined up before listing, so really hard to actually buy
         | one without an agent who knows people).
        
         | afavour wrote:
         | Having been through buying a home I think I'll push back on
         | that a little: our agent knew what was a fair price, what we'd
         | likely be able to push the sellers down to, advised us through
         | the whole process.
         | 
         | Rental brokers on the other hand... now they're absolutely
         | useless and you can sometimes pay astronomical brokers fees
         | just so they can sit between you and the landlord.
        
           | eddieroger wrote:
           | I had a similar experienced, though I'm biased by being
           | related to an agent, but having worked with good ones and bad
           | ones, there can be a difference. Bad agents are glorified
           | door unlockers and sign placers, but good ones have
           | experience marketing, know the market well enough to make
           | recommendations, help with staging and making a property
           | attractive, and advocating for their client during sales. If
           | the game was different, maybe they'd be redundant, but a good
           | agent is a real ally and can move a house quickly.
        
           | saalweachter wrote:
           | Even an incompetent agent serves a very valuable purpose in a
           | real estate purchase.
           | 
           | Without the agents, you'd have two people attempting to
           | negotiate a 6 (or 7, nowadays!) figure purchase directly.
           | Before it was over, you'd hate the other party too much to
           | ever complete a sale.
           | 
           | Agents sit between the two parties and have a vested interest
           | in seeing a transaction take place. They talk to each other
           | and soften the communication so that you can tell someone you
           | want to pay them fifty-fucking-grand less money for the
           | single largest asset in their life that they were counting on
           | to fund their retirement, and have that met with a counter-
           | offer instead of an angry storming off.
        
           | CHSbeachbum420 wrote:
           | You do not need an agent to know a fair price lol
        
             | poulsbohemian wrote:
             | You aren't wrong, but it means you have to do your own
             | research and generally only have access to public
             | information. A realtor who knows their market has done that
             | research for you (saving you time) and generally has
             | information beyond what you can get off Zillow et al.
        
             | afavour wrote:
             | I don't need a mechanic to repair my car, either. I could
             | spend hours doing the research, risk maybe being wrong and
             | fix the thing myself. Or I could hire a professional.
        
           | jsight wrote:
           | > our agent knew what was a fair price, what we'd likely be
           | able to push the sellers down to, advised us through the
           | whole process.
           | 
           | I've seen cases where the sales agent knew the seller's
           | minimum and basically told that to the buyer. They didn't
           | negotiate on the seller's behalf so much as negotiate to get
           | the deal done quicker.
           | 
           | I'm sure the buyer's agent looked good to the buyer. This
           | scenario and the one you describe are almost
           | indistinguishable, depending on which party you are.
        
           | cableshaft wrote:
           | Same. Our realtor wasn't in any hurry to sell us a house
           | (showed us 40 houses over about 7 different days actually)
           | and wasn't afraid to point out the negatives of the house and
           | what we should be looking for in a good first home and take
           | into consideration if we ever wanted to resell it. I learned
           | quite a bit from him during the process.
           | 
           | He also didn't mind seeing a bunch of houses because even if
           | we weren't interested in a house it built up his knowledge
           | about the market and could possibly recommend the house to
           | others.
           | 
           | We did have another realtor that wasn't like that though when
           | we were considering moving to another state, who mainly was
           | just there to show houses and never pointed anything out, in
           | fact she barely talked.
           | 
           | Didn't really see the value with her, although shortly after
           | the mortgage rates jacked up fast and made moving less
           | appealing (we looked just before the Fed jacked up interest
           | rates), so we didn't go any further in the process anyway.
        
         | Roark66 wrote:
         | I have to say I found estate agents quite useful (mostly when I
         | was renting). I much preferred dealing with a letting dept. of
         | a reputable estate agency than random landlords. Yes, I had
         | good landlords(funnily enough when I was quite poor in the
         | cheapest accommodation possible), but I had bad ones too. I
         | never had a bad renting experience with an agency. Stuff always
         | got repaired on time, cleaners got hired to clean common areas,
         | electricity and gas got inspected regularly. All those things
         | are not a certainty with random landlords and you only find out
         | once you've moved.
        
         | poulsbohemian wrote:
         | >What does a real estate agent do? They unlock doors.
         | 
         | Think of real estate agents through the perspective of the 10x
         | programmers we love to talk about here. The multitude of agents
         | are as you describe - they publish listing photos from their
         | phone, they know how to open a door, and then can mostly write
         | down what you tell them on standardized forms. A 10x agent on
         | the other hand, will absolutely benefit you in the same way
         | that a 10x programmer will outproduce. Classic 80/20 rule
         | stuff, where you want to be working with the 20 and ignore the
         | 80.
        
         | alexpotato wrote:
         | Not exactly real estate agents for buying/selling but related:
         | 
         | I remember reading about the fact that, at the time, most
         | apartments in NYC were "broker only" (aka you can only see and
         | then rent an apartment if you are using a licensed real estate
         | broker).
         | 
         | The more I thought about this, I started to see the benefits
         | for both sides:
         | 
         | - for the landlord: the broker acts as a filter for people who
         | are serious vs "looky loos" (actual quote from a real broker)
         | 
         | - for the tenant: the broker wants repeat business so they
         | will, in theory, only deal with reputable landlords
         | 
         | - for the tenant part 2: if you are a busy, hard working
         | individual, the broker acts as your "agent" (in the principal
         | agent sense of the word) to save you time by going and finding
         | apartments for you so that you can focus on your high paying
         | job.
        
           | uw_rob wrote:
           | The problem with brokers is that they can charge 1-2 months
           | rent. That means you can easily be left with a 8k bill for
           | moving into a new apartment.
           | 
           | The job literally could not exist anywhere else because no
           | one would pay it. But they aren't making any more land in
           | Manhattan and they aren't building subway lines quick enough
           | so landlords get to pass that expense off to tenants
        
             | alexpotato wrote:
             | If you are a top earning investment banker or lawyer, it's
             | still worth it to pay that rather than spending 10+ hours
             | of your time going to apartments etc. Most of "seeing
             | apartments" is "let me get to the apartment by cab (stuck
             | in traffic) or by subway (oh, delays, oh well)" so it's
             | even less efficient for you to do that vs a broker.
        
       | santiagobasulto wrote:
       | This one made me ~laugh~ blow air outta my nose:
       | https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/post/7142462056617...
        
         | ansible wrote:
         | I'd argue that this is a really _good_ real estate photo. It
         | tells you what your next-door neighbors are like.
        
       | nakedrobot2 wrote:
       | Is it only me, or are these photos not bad at all? They are real
       | and honest, and... just not actually bad photos!
        
       | mauvehaus wrote:
       | Having just gone through a year and a half long search for a
       | house, I'd like to add another good rule:
       | 
       | If the listing lists a room, but there isn't a picture of it,
       | there's usually a good reason.
       | 
       | Real life example: saw a house listed with four bedrooms, listing
       | had pictures of two. The remaining two were unfinished to the
       | point of not having drywall on the ceiling or finished floor
       | materials on the floor.
        
       | ookblah wrote:
       | you should see how some real estate offices operate in korea. i
       | guess because housing is seen as such an investment in some hot
       | areas the offices literally just put the price with the square
       | footage, zero photos. maybe a "renovated" note if it has new
       | wallpaper.
       | 
       | completely baffling and infuriating to me as you have no way of
       | knowing what you're looking at. easiest job in the world here.
        
       | irrational wrote:
       | They should have used an M.C. Escher drawing rather than Indiana
       | Jones and the Last Crusade for that kitchen picture. I stared at
       | it for a good 5 minutes and still can't tell what is going on.
        
       | muxator wrote:
       | This site is impossible to visit on my setup. Firefox 114,
       | default tracking protection, uBlock origin with default settings.
       | 
       | I am not interested in spending time debugging it, and I can live
       | without seeing those photos.
       | 
       | Better spend that time whining here, where I suppose the ratio of
       | web developers is high: what happened to web development? How
       | come is it so complicated to write a site that displays some
       | photos without falling apart at the first not-totally-mainstream
       | user agent?
       | 
       | Just wow.
        
         | jp191919 wrote:
         | Same here, website doesn't work on FF.
         | 
         | I even tried edge and it doesn't work.
        
         | pjc50 wrote:
         | Surprisingly, it's a frontend for Tumblr, with the
         | "fuseblue.com" theme.
        
           | muxator wrote:
           | Thanks for explaining.
           | 
           | I never really used Tumblr, I just know it's the site Yahoo
           | bought many years ago instead of Netflix.
           | 
           | The website in this submission is probably just a low
           | technical effort site. This would explain its flaws.
        
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