[HN Gopher] MS Teams channels cannot contain MS-DOS device names ___________________________________________________________________ MS Teams channels cannot contain MS-DOS device names Author : tapoxi Score : 388 points Date : 2023-08-10 14:21 UTC (8 hours ago) (HTM) web link (learn.microsoft.com) (TXT) w3m dump (learn.microsoft.com) | [deleted] | whalesalad wrote: | Microsoft is going for the Guinness World Record for oldest tech | debt. They are winning. | nxobject wrote: | Rivalled only by IBM... which makes for an interesting | comparison; IBM for enterprise, and Microsoft for personal | computing. | kevin_thibedeau wrote: | Unisys beats IBM for longest supported platforms. | kentonv wrote: | Circa 1998 I was a teenage Linux zealot who would attend LAN | parties carrying a Linux box. It actually worked -- at the time, | WINE practically existed to support Starcraft, Quake 2 could run | natively, and that covered like 95% of what people were playing. | | One time I thought it would be funny to run a shell script that | looped through every Windows share on the network and tried to | open `CON/CON` on it, resulting in a prompt Blue Screen of Death | for each machine. | | For some reason my friends did not think it was funny. | madrox wrote: | This brings back memories. Every LAN group had that one friend | like you. I'm sure you made up for it if, like my BSD friend, | you were handy with network troubleshooting and always brought | spare CAT-5. | kentonv wrote: | Well eventually I just... provided all the machines... and | the house... https://kentonshouse.com | Mxrtxn wrote: | This is really cool! Did you build a similar house? | kentonv wrote: | Not similar, I built _that_ house. (I 'm Kenton.) | | Or do you mean the new one, alluded to on the site? It's | almost done... not ready to share yet. ;) | rexreed wrote: | Great site - I am reading all your posts about the LAN | party house now. Do you have the real estate listing of | the house when it was up for sale? I'm just curious as to | where it was located - you mentioned a sliver of land, | and I saw the asking price ($2M in Palo Alto) so I'm | curious to see what it looked like from the outside and | its location, if you don't mind sharing! | deagle50 wrote: | You're a gentleman and a scholar. | cheerioty wrote: | CAT-5, lucky you :) We still got zapped! | EspressoGPT wrote: | > Circa 1998 I was a teenage Linux zealot who would attend LAN | parties carrying a Linux box. | | Arch, I suppose. | g105b wrote: | if it were arch you'd know already | gerdesj wrote: | Sorry, how remiss of me! On behalf of Archoles everywhere: | "I use Arch actually" (and so does my wife). | saalweachter wrote: | Arch wasn't around in 1998. | | I'm going to put my money on Slackware. | kentonv wrote: | I think it was RedHat. | | I had tried Debian first but switched to RedHat pretty | quickly afterwards. | | (Back then, RedHat had nothing to do with "enterprise", it | was just the most polished Linux distro around. Ubuntu | didn't exist yet.) | | (These days FWIW I use boring old Debian, and I'm not a | zealot about it. It works for me. Use what works for you, I | don't care. I have a separate machine for gaming and it | runs Windows. I know Steam works pretty well on Linux these | days but Windows is still less hassle for games.) | godzillabrennus wrote: | Back when Redhat was the name of the enterprise releases | and the open source releases. | kentonv wrote: | I think there was no separate enterprise release at the | time. But could be misremembering. | chungy wrote: | Red Hat Linux 6.2E was the first "enterprise" release | they made. Basically just standard RHL 6.2 but with long- | term support. This release can be retroactively thought | of as "RHEL 1"; The proper distribution that debuted as | Red Hat Enterprise Linux 2 was based on Red Hat Linux 9, | with the similar promise of long-term support. Future | RHEL releases are carved out of Fedora releases, the | spiritual successor to RHL. | Agingcoder wrote: | No you're right. If memory serves me well, I used to | switch between Slackware 3, redhat 2 and Debian 1.2(?) at | about that time. I never liked redhat, enjoyed Slackware | but ended up not enjoying the lack of a package manager, | so Debian did the trick a few years later. There was a | single redhat release. These days, just like you, I use | Debian. | [deleted] | JoelMcCracken wrote: | I used to love slackware, by far the best linux experience. | It just worked well. | vmlinuz wrote: | I still do. It still does... | saalweachter wrote: | I started with Slackware and was happy with it, but must | admit that is entirely because my Linux book from B&N | came with Slackware on a CD. | HeyLaughingBoy wrote: | Probably. I just remember installing from a dozen+ 3.5" | floppies onto my pizzabox '386 and breathing a sigh of | relief when it booted. | mkl wrote: | I think I needed 17 floppies ... and I could only | scrounge up about 8, so I assumed it wouldn't need the | earlier ones again and reused them for later parts. It | worked! I didn't use Slackware much though, as I had no | way to connect that machine to the internet, so it was | really hard to learn how to do stuff. | HeyLaughingBoy wrote: | I think I actually still have an "Introduction to | Slackware Linux" book. | xtracto wrote: | Ooooh that brought me memories. At the time testing (around | '98) all the nerdy rage was on testing the different | distros such as Caldera, Debian, Corel, Mandrake. I | remember at the same time compiling my first kernel in | FreeBSD (ordered the CDs from WalnutCreek website! what a | time). My parents where not amused that I broke the home PC | several times installing this thing over Windows | Q6T46nT668w6i3m wrote: | I'd bet RedHat 5.2. | timcambrant wrote: | That was my first. Then Slackware 3.6. Both as cover CD:s | of computer magazines because that download was too much | to handle on 56k. | Phrodo_00 wrote: | Was that over IPX? I don't think I ever configured IPX on | Linux. By the time I was using enough Linux to run Starcraft on | Wine, it already supported IP. | code_runner wrote: | love this story very much. I had no idea WINE had been around | for that long and was able to play starcraft etc. I have really | great memories of playing starcraft with friends back in the | day.... that game had enough staying power that we could all | get into and out of in middle school and then again in college! | DoesntMatter22 wrote: | It's still being played heavily and professionally in Korea | and there are many non Korean tournaments too. | | I watch pro matches everyday! | RainaRelanah wrote: | > heavily | | Sadly not the case, as much as I love ASL the scene has | zero new blood. SC2 really killed the Brood War scene, and | League of Legends really killed SC2. The days of packing an | aircraft hanger with 30,000+ fans for OSL finals are long | gone. | | I was invited to the Stormgate alpha, and while I can't say | anything about it (NDA), I am hopeful it will bring new | life into RTS esports. | DoesntMatter22 wrote: | It's still heavily played. There are tons of show matches | and ASL which is good. There are newer players like Scan, | and we had a couple new guys last season. | | Is it in it's heyday? No. Is it still fantastic? Yeah. | | KESPA killed Brood War primarily because Blizzard forced | them to. Then KESPA itself died. | | Lots of great BW still being played no question about | that | vitaflo wrote: | IvOry just qualified for ASL. That's definitely new | blood. | qsdf38100 wrote: | Ah, good times. Lim yo han!! (Aka slayers boxers ? Right | ?). As a Terran player, I was in such awe. And then came | Flash (lee young ho), the GOAT. I watched every one of his | games. StarCraft 2 never came close to the accidental | perfection that SC1 is. | cogman10 wrote: | Wine is nearly as old as linux. First released in 1993. | | I had some awkward conversations with my parents as a teenage | nerd looking into "winehq". They didn't believe me that it | had nothing to do with alcohol. | FirmwareBurner wrote: | Your parent being concerned about you browsing something | about wine? | | You're definitely not be French/European. Here our parents | give us wine :) American? | cogman10 wrote: | mormon family. | FirmwareBurner wrote: | Thanks, Mormons are some of the most nicest and chill | Americans I've met in Europe. Had no idea alcohol is | taboo. | astrange wrote: | They're also good at getting security clearances since | they never do anything, so those might've been CIA | agents. | FirmwareBurner wrote: | _> They're also good at getting security clearances since | they never do anything_ | | I never understood why you should mass deny security | clearances to people who like to "party". | TazeTSchnitzel wrote: | They don't want people who might have done something | embarrassing in their past, because foreign adversaries | might try to blackmail them with that. | saghm wrote: | Even today, Blizzard games tend to run pretty easily on | Wine. I always attributed it to them using a fairly old | tech stack, but maybe it's the reverse and Wine development | has just continued to go above and beyond for those games. | kcb wrote: | I know WoW is aware that's it's running in Wine. There | are some setting greyed out in game with a message of not | compatible when running in Wine. | lokar wrote: | Just imagine the deep commitment to tech debt that results in | this | yellow_lead wrote: | One man's tech debt is another man's API stability | [deleted] | flanked-evergl wrote: | One man's API stability is another man's perpetual nightmare, | especially if the API is bad. Things have to change to get | better, and if systems are designed in a way which prevents | API improvements, then you will just have perma-crap | software. | Dalewyn wrote: | The notion that change is always good/better is false, and | change for the sake of change is terrible. | xp84 wrote: | This seems an odd place to be making this argument though. | Of all the things that you might do if you had carte | blanche to break all backcompat in Windows, you'd really | pick these reserved words? like, how important is it to | make a file named just con or prn? Or a Teams channel or | Sharepoint group for that matter? I'd be aiming more for | something like the backslash as path separator, or | eliminating all system dependencies on drive letters. (I | know NTFS can mount elsewhere, but too much stuff uses and | assumes drive letters.) | marcosdumay wrote: | > perma-crap software | | Yeah, we are talking about Microsoft here. | | I guess some people will pop-up from nowhere and disagree | with your rationale, but it is flawless. Everybody loves | the stability anyway. | [deleted] | maerF0x0 wrote: | General tip for structuring user data. Try to treat it as obscure | blobs, whenever possible.. Imagine it's encrypted so it's not | even printable/human readable. | | > forms, CON, CONIN$, CONOUT$, PRN, AUX, NUL, COM1 to COM9, LPT1 | to LPT9, desktop.ini, _vti_ | | If they have to restrict those because some user input is going | straight into their FS, then they mucked up. Probably should have | been given a safe ID (perhaps uuid4, perhaps something more like | a digest of the channel name instead of using the user input | directly. | | For me it's a smell when someone says "You cannot use these | characters". I automatically think "Why not? You're not using | this unencoded or plaintext, right?" eg passwords, or usernames, | or content that will show up on a webpage like a comment or such. | | This all being said, perhaps it's just an easter egg gone | sideways... Perhaps they were just trying to have a bit of fun :) | m00dy wrote: | I can't be the only one thinking that generally MS Team is | offering probably worst experience in the messaging market. | rqtwteye wrote: | Slack is working hard on catching up but Teams is definitely | the leader in suckiness right now. | ilyt wrote: | It's absolute fucking garbage when it comes to text chat. It | boggles my mind that they had so many examples on how to do it | right and fucked it up so badly | CSMastermind wrote: | I honestly think they should fire every single PM on that | team. Like literally just keep the engineers and give them no | more direction than make it better and designers need to | approve any UI changes. | | That's it. | uraji wrote: | you are not | graypegg wrote: | If this IS a case where the title of a channel is used as a | SharePoint folder, I'm surprised there isn't some standard way to | escape specifically these strings? I know it would break | compatibility for applications that rely on these magic device | files, but SharePoint should NEVER actually want to speak to | COM1. Weird to me it isn't handled already in SharePoint! | Kwpolska wrote: | SharePoint can sync with your filesystem on Windows, and | Windows/Win32 doesn't support those names for backwards | compatibility. | lol768 wrote: | Does this imply it's writing a file to the fs for its internal | storage, with the name matching the channel's name instead of a | channel ID? | Brian_K_White wrote: | I think it only implies they worry about people cutting and | pasting channel names into other things like random powershell | scripts. | icegreentea2 wrote: | Not necessarily - it could mean that at some point they believe | they'll need to create folder or file with the same name as a | team, and they don't wanna have to deal with weird collisions. | | It's been a while since I've used Teams+Sharepoint, but I | vaguely remember being able to have a Sharepoint workspace per | team channel, and then being able to mount those workspaces as | a shared/network drive. Stuff that might end up in the | workspace is like... shared/uploaded files or something? | i_am_jl wrote: | It's been a while since I've used Teams+Sharepoint, but I | vaguely remember being able to have a Sharepoint workspace | per team channel, and then being able to mount those | workspaces as a shared/network drive. Stuff that might end up | in the workspace is like... shared/uploaded files or | something? | | This is correct. Every channel is backed by a Sharepoint | folder (maybe this is configurable?) that contains stuff like | uploaded images, videos, recordings and transcripts of | meetings, etc. | Roark66 wrote: | It's hilarious on Linux you need chrome to use teams for | screen sharing / video to work, and Firefox for sharepoint | file sharing to properly work. | | If someone shares a file on a channel, you can open it in | chrome. But you can't share any files yourself, because | either the upload button doesn't work or when it does it | looks like you shared the file in the chat for a split | second then it dissapears. | ant6n wrote: | This%20is%20what%20escape%20sequences%20are%20for. | kevincox wrote: | If these folders are user-visible (for example browsable in | SharePoint) then this leads to a bad user experience. The | downside of restricting channel names needs to be weighed | against the downside of needing to escape the SharePoint | folder names. | randomdata wrote: | Could be someone taking DRY a bit too seriously, using | validation code that is shared with places where the names do | matter. | markstos wrote: | Yes. Or something equally head-scratching. | TacticalCoder wrote: | It's bad, ok... But honestly what's the goal? To let people name | _anything_ , including the name of a channel, anything they like, | like, say: "rm -rf /*" | | Wait, I've got better: that rm -rf, but written "fr- mr" with RLO | left/right overrides. | | Surely that is something to aim for because nothing shall ever go | wrong? | | Thankfully having a file named _https://example.org_ is illegal | in Linux (and Windows too right?). | | Seriously: is this a problem of you? And if it's a problem, where | do you draw the line? | | What about codepoint 0? What about Hangul fillers and RLO | characters: do you think applications who refuse these do suck? | | There are, thankfully, limitation on what filenames can contain. | And I think the restrictions aren't anywhere near restrictive | enough. Same for usernames, same for channels, same for oh-so- | many things. | | Does anyone really find it problematic that, say, Twitter only | allows visible alphanumeric characters and underscore? (and 15 | chars max) | | This seems _very_ smart to me. I take that any day over longing | for people being able to use poop emojis in their usernames and | channels names. | aidenn0 wrote: | While you can't have a file named https://example.org you can | absolutely have a path like that, as internal duplicate slashes | are ignored and you can have a directory named "https:" with a | file named "example.org" | dylan604 wrote: | I've found it better to use dd to wipe out data than an rf. | aposm wrote: | Another fun observation in that page - You can only have up to | 20k max participants in a Teams live event. The footnote says you | can do larger events with Microsoft Stream, but following that | link says Stream live events are deprecated, and the alternative | is Teams. Hmm... | [deleted] | red_hare wrote: | Reminds me of the rumor that the reason it went "Windows 7", "8", | "10" and skipped "9" is because the fear of a codebase that went: | if(version.StartsWith("Windows 9")) { /* 95 and 98 */ | ... } | fantyoon wrote: | Is the Windows version ever exposed as a string in the Windows | API? Seems strange in my mind, but I have no experience with | Windows. On the one hand it sounds like something Microsoft | would do for backwards compatibility, but on the other hand it | seems like a weird API to provide. | | I found GetVersion[1] but that returns the version as two | numbers. | | [1] https://learn.microsoft.com/en- | us/windows/win32/api/sysinfoa... | Phrodo_00 wrote: | I don't know if the rumor is true, but even if Windows itself | doesn't provide an API that looks like that (I also looked | around real quick and didn't find anything), it's not | unreasonable that there could be libraries that provide the | version that way. | TheRealSteel wrote: | The rumour is not true, despite reddit's insistence. | Windows exposes it's version is a series of numbers, and | even if it didn't, Windows 9 could have returned "Windows | Nine", "Window v9" or loads of other things. | IshKebab wrote: | You're imagining that all developers do things properly. I've | seen Bash code that used a regex to get the first two digits | from `python --version`. Hopefully they'll never release a | Python 3.10! | 88913527 wrote: | Perhaps not Windows APIs, but the concern would apply to User | Agent strings. | draw_down wrote: | [dead] | conscion wrote: | This is most likely due to those names not being allowed for | files or folders in the Windows file system. MS Teams channels | create a matching folder in SharePoint where file attachments are | stored. | Zelphyr wrote: | Microsoft, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll | build it on top of SharePoint." | reilly3000 wrote: | Every time, it seemed like it was going to be so easy and | powerful. Each time, it turned out to be impossible to | implement relatively vanilla functionality. | mattgreenrocks wrote: | Is Teams built atop SharePoint, or does it just integrate | with it? | twobitshifter wrote: | Creating a new team makes a sharepoint group complete with | calendars, a site, email addresses, and file folders. | andix wrote: | And matching Active Directory groups. It's kind of cool to use | them, because it's a really easy way to let the users | administrate access to resources without opening a support | ticket. | yellow_lead wrote: | I bet there is another vulnerability here, although they also | seem to blacklist % and .. | naikrovek wrote: | most of those are the usual forbidden path and filename | characters. | | % is used to surround environment variables for | interpretation, for example. | lostlogin wrote: | > the usual forbidden path and filename characters. | | It's pretty irritating when files and folders on my Mac | can't be uploaded to Teams due to this limitation. It's | only forbidden for Windows users. | reaperducer wrote: | _It's only forbidden for Windows users._ | | I think the only character that Macs don't allow is the | colon. AFAIK, everything else is fair game, even emojis. | | I just created a project with "e" in the title. I wonder | if I'll be able to share that with my Windows coworkers | on Teams. | recursive wrote: | Yes. NTFS has no problem with non-latin letters and | emojis in file names. | justsomehnguy wrote: | NTFS itself has not that many forbidden characters | (though ':' is one of them, it denotes alternate stream). | | What people think about those CON, PRN, AUX, NUL etc are | not _filesystem_ limitation. | | And while we are here - nor backslash, nor forward slash | are used in NTFS. It can care less about what char do you | use for a _directory separator_. Just be sure to update | your APIs. | nxobject wrote: | NTFS on non-Windows systems aside, I wonder whether there | are any "pure NT" environments you can access in Windows | where you _can_ create and use these folders. | bombcar wrote: | You just need to come in below whatever layer notices | them. I'm sure they've been used to smuggle viruses in, | so the layer that blocks them may get lower and lower. | tenebrisalietum wrote: | You can do some stuff under Cygwin that's bothersome | under explorer.exe, like delete files with really long | pathnames. | qingcharles wrote: | I had to test it, but this is true. I just renamed my | TODO.txt to [sobbing emoji].txt | aidenn0 wrote: | Linux treats filenames as bytes and only disallows the | ascii slash and null. All other bytes are fair game. | cesarb wrote: | > [...] and only disallows the ascii slash and null. All | other bytes are fair game. | | There's also the special treatment of "", ".", and ".." | (that is, a file or directory name consisting entirely of | zero, one, or two dots), and the convention that a name | starting with a dot is hidden. | OnlyMortal wrote: | ":"? Really? It's not 2001 anymore. | reaperducer wrote: | I guess you're criticizing Microsoft's NTFS, since it | cannot use colons, either. | | CON:? Really? It's not 1974 anymore. | | People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. | lostlogin wrote: | ? No it is not 1974, but not everything is better. | | Edit: argh, HN deleted the emoticon. Ironic. | [deleted] | duskwuff wrote: | > I think the only character that Macs don't allow is the | colon. | | Colon is allowed in the filesystem; it's displayed as a | forward slash in the UI. | | (There's historical reasons they do this: Classic Mac OS | used colon as a path separator.) | yjftsjthsd-h wrote: | > AFAIK, everything else is fair game, even emojis | | FWIW, I generally expect emojis to be _more_ compatible | than other symbols, because they have no legacy meanings | - ex. (tm) has never been a path separator, or indeed | anything else. | veave wrote: | (tm) is not an emoji. It's part of the "Letterlike | Symbols" block. | yjftsjthsd-h wrote: | Oops, good point. I think I'm going to leave it as-is on | account of not knowing of any actual emoji that HN | allows, but yes that is technically incorrect on my part. | veave wrote: | I think the confusion comes from the fact that some | platforms render it as a drawing as if it was an emoji. I | never understood why... | yjftsjthsd-h wrote: | Speaking only for myself, the confusion comes purely from | the fact that I think of all text as "ASCII" or "Unicode" | (...or "something else that nobody should use in the | modern era"), and I don't really distinguish within | "valid unicode that isn't ascii". | extraduder_ire wrote: | Main problem with "emojis" is that they live outside the | basic multilingual plane, and so make bad utf-16 handling | really obvious. This is a blessing in disguise, because | it acts as a no-brown-m&ms thing, since it's more | unarguably broken than not being able to use cuneiform, | or musical symbols. | yjftsjthsd-h wrote: | Yeah, point; I probably should have said something more | like "emoji shouldn't have alternative meanings, so they | should work _if your unicode support is functional_ | (which is a big caveat). " On the bright side, yeah, | emoji have been great at pushing things to handle unicode | nicely and act as a... I dunno, natural fuzzing case? | wizofaus wrote: | The problems show up when that name gets stored in a | VARCHAR column somewhere... | slaymaker1907 wrote: | Yes, and it was an absolutely horrible mistake in the | other direction. If I give you a path | "./something/example.txt" it could be a file called | example.txt in a folder called something or it could be a | single file called "something/example.txt". | hn92726819 wrote: | It looks like non-utf8 is not allowed: | https://superuser.com/questions/204287/what-characters- | are-f... | | Maybe it goes without saying, but for completeness, / is | not allowed in filenames, and neither is null terminator | (0x00 or \0) on mac either. | | On Linux, only / and null terminator are banned from | filenames. | slaymaker1907 wrote: | Sadly, you are not correct about slashes. They are | allowed in filenames for Macs | https://alexwlchan.net/2021/slashes/ | vtee44 wrote: | It doesn't make sense tbh, it just causes confusion when | someone is using terminal. Slashes in file names are | forbidden everywhere except Mac, it needs to be changed | in order to send it anywhere or use in some apps. But I | think colon is used much more in names. I don't get why | did they do that. | lostlogin wrote: | Based on this logic, do we ban everything that is banned | somewhere? Surely we can aim higher than the lowest | common denominator. | vtee44 wrote: | Slashes are used in paths, so most programs that aren't | Mac-exclusive would use them to build a path to file. To | make it work properly in cross-platform programs you'd | need to write platform-specific code to handle that. It | just adds complexity and possible errors. Even system | terminal doesn't display it as slash and it doesn't work | if you write slashes. | | For users of other platforms (at least 90% of desktop | market) it would just display as slashes. Just not | implementing this workaround would make it predictable | when moving and using files. | wizofaus wrote: | Given the preponderance of 3 major operating systems, I'd | think it's sensible for user-level applications to | disallow creation of filenames that would cause problems | on any of them. Except arguably that could even include | using spaces or periods... obviously in an ideal world | such restrictions wouldn't exist, but I'm not sure how to | realistically push for such a world. E.g. my suggestion | would be to reserve non-printable characters (below Ascii | 32) for use as separators/delimiters in as many contexts | where that's workable. Obviously some sort of convention | would then need to exist as to how they were displayed | and typed in, and I very much doubt I'll ever see it | happen, but I'm sure it would solve a lot of mis-parsing | bugs that show up with frustrating regularity. | mihaaly wrote: | Once I planned to share files between a Mac and a Win PC | through a product synching folders but gave up very soon | due to the constant errors and problems with file names | worked in one but not in the other, dominantly filenames | that I did not choose but received (e.g. link dragged | from address bar to folder, but others too) but some I | choose following some preexisting logic. | Dwedit wrote: | \\\?\GLOBALROOT\ anyone? Now you're opening devices from the | NT object namespace rather than files. | | Bonus: You can create the file C:\con\con using NT Native API | filesystem calls. Someone even made a video of installing | Windows into C:\con\con, and the kernel-side stuff works | beautifully, and the explorer shell side dies horribly. | rejectfinite wrote: | >the kernel-side stuff works beautifully, and the explorer | shell side dies horribly. | | So, just like running Windows normally then? :D | postmodest wrote: | NT is Dave Cutler's best ideas for OS design, atop which | Very Bad People piled the Win95 API and UX | dustingetz wrote: | AOL chat would bluescreen a Win95 box if someone sent a | chat message like "}s\con\con" - }s was the directive to | play a sound | gadders wrote: | I worked at a bank that had a windows-based trading system and | for some reason created folders to hold the details of each | book. There were issues when a trader decided to call a book | "LPT1". | boppo1 wrote: | What is a 'book' in the context of trading? | jll29 wrote: | short for "orderbook" - the set of pending trades | pertaining to a client account | grumpyprole wrote: | Just an old name for a portfolio of transactions | 0x264 wrote: | Set of related trades. | whalesalad wrote: | sharepoint has its claws in msft and it will forever be their | achilles heel. | bni wrote: | MICROS~1 | hn8305823 wrote: | How I read the headline: "some horrible $MS | product I don't use does some horrible $MS-like thing" | Mister_Snuggles wrote: | I sort of get most of these - they're internal to various bits of | Microsoft technology. 'CON' plus the ones ending in $ are | internal device names dating back to MS-DOS, 'desktop.ini' is a | magic file that Explorer uses, '_vti_' is something I've seen but | can't remember what it was from. | | But 'forms'? Why is 'forms' a bad word? | tbyehl wrote: | _vti is the mortal enemy of anyone involved in web hosting | during the mid-90s to early 2000s. Those are the server-side | scripts and configuration for FrontPage, originally developed | by Vermeer Technologies Incorporated. | Mister_Snuggles wrote: | Thank you! That was bugging me, but now that you mentioned | FrontPage I clearly recall all of the _vti stuff. | monitron wrote: | I did some quick looking and it seems like SharePoint creates a | hidden folder called "forms" to store, unsurprisingly, forms | associated with a resource. Aren't polluted namespaces grand? | Mister_Snuggles wrote: | Ah, that makes some amount of sense. | | But... Why not just call it "_forms" or ".forms", which are | already prohibited due to the first character? | bradley13 wrote: | So many of these limits seem arbitrary. Why 5? Why 500000? While | they seem OK for most customers, why not make many of them | MAXINT? | Sakos wrote: | That sounds crazy to me and I understand why Microsoft or any | company wouldn't want to do that. It seems completely | reasonable to me to set reasonable limits to avoid excessive | resource usage or unforeseen/untested/unwanted performance | limitations. | xp84 wrote: | Bingo. Everything has a limit and when you set it yourself | you're moving the "how many x can I make?" answer from the | "unknown" column to the "known _and testable_ " column. | | Imagine if you add a feature tomorrow that, on startup, has | to run something in linear time with the number of channels | you have. If the upper bound were essentially undefined (and | not practically testable if it's max int(32)) it could be | that in practice your new feature makes it so that getting | above 23,456 channels effectively disables the server due to | a timeout in a critical part of startup. But if you've | defined that channel limit, you can be confident that a | feature like that either does or does not break things, even | when at your channel limit, because you can test that. | alkonaut wrote: | If I ever do anything where I let people name things it's rarely | a good idea to NOT lock it down with some restrictions. "Minimum | length", "Maximum lenght" at least, but anyone who has programmed | windows machines for any length of time might also have the scars | to remember to do "is a valid file name" too. | | Having to escape everything or replace names with stable guids is | not a good relpacement for storing \whatever\logs\channelname or | whatever the need may be. Especially for systems that are hard | bound to windows filesystems or Sharepoint to begin with. | | I bet there are apps on other OS:es where you CAN name things a | "\0" sequence or "/" and for each such app I imagine there are | people who regret making that possible. | owlninja wrote: | Words: forms, CON, CONIN$, CONOUT$, PRN, AUX, NUL, COM1 to COM9, | LPT1 to LPT9, desktop.ini, _vti_ | Brian_K_White wrote: | I was about to say "Which is essentially leaking the existence | of something terrible inside. They should be embarrassed to say | something like this in public. Like saying you can't have %s or | $PS1. Why the hell not? What are you doing with this user- | supplied input?" | | But maybe it's more about what everyone else might do with a | channel name. Ie they might cut & paste it anywhere, and I | guess windows users aren't expected to escape their own strings | when pasted into cmd or powershell or wsl. | tapoxi wrote: | I thought this as well but there's plenty of dangerous | commands that aren't escaped here. I'm assuming it's a | limitation of it actually writing something to the | filesystem, hopefully your own (with the desktop app) and not | one in Azure. | vel0city wrote: | > What are you doing with this user-supplied input? | | Creating Sharepoint shares which can be mounted as network | shares in Windows where these filenames are not allowed? | cueo wrote: | > I was about to say | | Yet you said it twice[1]. | | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37076913 | dharmab wrote: | The Something Terrible in this case is early DOS which did | not have separate folders. So the device files were in the | same namespace as the user's files, so the user couldn't name | a file CON or LPT1. These are preserved for backwards | compatibility. To this day you can write a program that | writes to a CON file in any folder, and the program will | print the write to console. | xp84 wrote: | Another interesting aspect of this, which I remember | specifically from reading MS-DOS manuals in the 90s as a | kid (I was an incredibly fun 12 year old) is that this | choice was an intentional one done in the name of | flexibility. These device names were correctly written with | a colon, but you are allowed to omit the colons. For | instance: | | copy con lpt1 | | And | | copy con: lpt1: | | were interchangeable. If they'd chosen to not save users | keystrokes and force colons when referencing devices, I'm | not positive, but I think it would have eliminated the need | for many of these reserved words in file names in general. | | Also, side note, the "copy con outputfilename.txt" idiom is | one that I still can't ever remember how to do the | equivalent on UNIX/Linux! | gnosek wrote: | > Also, side note, the "copy con outputfilename.txt" | idiom is one that I still can't ever remember how to do | the equivalent on UNIX/Linux! | | cat > outputfilename.txt | ChrisSD wrote: | This has actually changed a bit in the last few years. In | Windows 11 writing to `.\CON` will write to the file but | writing to `CON` will still write to the console. | transitorykris wrote: | In the mid-90s there was a fun and short period of time where | IRC clients like mIRC could be set to auto-receive files | through DCC.. and would happily write to names like LPT1 (which | of course would just write the data directly to the recipient's | printer) | grishka wrote: | Also, send a COM1 file containing "+++ATH" to someone you | dislike to see them disconnect. I just made this up but it | _should_ work, right? | zten wrote: | For the absolute worst modems, I believe you could just | send that in a PING on IRC and their client would write the | string back and hang up | Ekaros wrote: | Now I actually wonder were there ever any machines that had | LPT9, COM9 I could barely see. | tssva wrote: | Back in the day many of my clients had Windows NT/2000 | machines running RAS or RRAS with multi-port serial cards | connected to modems for employee remote access. Usually these | would be 8 or 16 serial ports per card with multiple cards | installed per server. | [deleted] | blueflow wrote: | You can reassign real device to any of these names | Ekaros wrote: | Reassign and actually use all of them are different things. | fredoralive wrote: | If you do embedded stuff you can easily get above COM100 if | you're doing something like testing (if a USB to serial | converter has a serial number, it gets a unique COM port). | Although I don't think these high numbers have any effect on | the file system, just the legacy low numbered ones DOS could | have. | zaxomi wrote: | MSDOS 3.3 had COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, LPT1, LPT2, and LPT3. | LPT4-9 and COM5-9 was not part of MSDOS. | olyjohn wrote: | IIRC those were mapped to specific I/O and IRQ Ports back | in the day. COM1: I/O port 0x3F8, IRQ 4 | COM2: I/O port 0x2F8, IRQ 3 COM3: I/O port 0x3E8, IRQ | 4 COM4: I/O port 0x2E8, IRQ 3 | | I also remember, there was a while where there was no IRQ | sharing. So some machines couldn't use all the COM ports | available. Or you'd add in like a modem, and would have to | disable the onboard COM port if it was using the same IRQ. | jiggawatts wrote: | Pretty soon we'll need historians to explain this to younger | generations. | | Maybe alongside the school of computer science at universities | we'll have a school of computer archeology and a school of | computer ethics where we'll be taught not to use negative | reinforcement for AI training... | Brian_K_White wrote: | I was about to say "Which is essentially leaking the existence of | something terrible inside. They should be embarrassed to say | something like this in public. Like saying you can't have %s or | $PS1. Why the hell not? What are you doing with this user- | supplied input?" | | But maybe it's more about what everyone else might do with a | channel name. Ie they might cut & paste it anywhere, and I guess | windows users aren't expected to escape their own strings when | pasted into cmd or powershell or wsl. | | The teams code itself can probably handle it just fine, but maybe | not all the unknown janky random things out there that might | handle channel names. | | Other people have pointed out the SharePoint folders associated | with the channels. Not sure I would excuse that myself since it's | easy enough to just escape or modify or encode to create a safe | version for the directory, but maybe it's important elsewhere for | the channel name and the directory name to be identical. Within | one app you could simply encode and decode both the channel name | and directory name the same way and totally hide the encoding | from the user, but if the directory is used outside of the app, | then it would look bad with URL encoding or something that | everything else will just display as it is, not decoded. | | So the directory has to be safe for everything else, and so the | channel name has to be the same. | | Essentially choosing to have these limits rather than have | directory names that look ugly sometimes. It's ultimately not | even a safety or breakage thing, just a cosmetic thing. All | directories will always look natural and good, because they don't | allow anything that would have needed to be encoded. | paulddraper wrote: | AWS has character restrictions on virtually everything. | | The _message bodies_ of SQS messages has restrictions on which | whitespace characters can be used. | SamuelAdams wrote: | I noticed this recently too. We set up alerts on cloud watch | logs and I tried to put an emoji in the alert message, which | delivers to an SNS topic, which goes to an email. And | cloudformation complained loudly that there was an | unsupported character in the alarm message. | naikrovek wrote: | they're SharePoint limits, man. Teams is backed by SharePoint | and it's not a secret, nor is it embarrassing. | recursive wrote: | > nor is it embarrassing | | I worked on a sharepoint project once. Let's just say I'm not | putting it on my resume these days. | syndicatedjelly wrote: | I avoid putting stuff on my resume that I don't want to | work on again. I just pretend to re-learn Sharepoint for | every new job I have | TYPE_FASTER wrote: | It used to change so frequently that I didn't have to | pretend. | lostlogin wrote: | > nor is it embarrassing | | Isn't it? The folders work fine on a Mac. | | Teams is not a things of beauty, and is rough as all hell for | daily users. | kbenson wrote: | It isn't. Services have limitations, it's nothing new. This | isn't about the portion of the app running on Mac, or Linux | for that matter, this is because the app is backed by a | service that has a name limitation and that bubbles up | through teams names. | | In the end it's no different than if some service doesn't | allow all numeric names or names to start with numerals or | be too short, of which there are plenty of constraints on | plenty of services. | lostlogin wrote: | I think I expect more from my tools than you. I have a | fair idea why the behaviour is there, I just don't accept | that it's ok. | | There are problems large and small throughout the app and | it really feels like someone went 'close enough' and | called it done. | santoshalper wrote: | And SharePoint itself is backed by the Windows Filesystem, | which respects a lot of old DOS stuff for backwards | compatibility. | thefz wrote: | > essentially leaking the existence of something terrible | inside | | It's just a restriction imposed on SharePoint folder names | bubbling up. Nothing fancy. | mihaaly wrote: | Or the terribleness falls one down very fancy? | gadders wrote: | It goes lower than that. Try creating a directory called | "LPT1" in DOS | BasedAnon wrote: | i was going to write a bunch of suggestions for solving the | problem but then i remembered i hate microsoft | [deleted] | Brian_K_White wrote: | I at least upvoted. This is the most level headed and sane | reaction to this article. | matheusmoreira wrote: | Name checks out. | eastbound wrote: | Those should obviously be UUIDs. Labels and titles should be | a simple changeable, internationalizable attribute. | | Like usernames. You don't use usernames as primary keys for | anything, do you? What happens when people marry? | merb wrote: | > Like usernames. You don't use usernames as primary keys | for anything, do you? What happens when people marry? | | well it's extremly painful to rename the primary mail | address or the UPN when it comes to microsoft 365 and | active directory, especially in a hybrid environment. of | course you can change upn's but it's definitly some kind of | "primary key" for a user. in fact most systems at least use | a UPN | jdwithit wrote: | Extremely relatable post. I worked someplace that had a | policy of absolutely never changing your Active Directory | username because it was the primary key in like a dozen | internal systems. Someone finally made a massive stink | about it to HR when their name had legally changed but IT | was forcing them to use their old name (and they were | absolutely right to complain. It was a ridiculous policy | only in place due to terrible architecture). They still | defaulted to telling people no but they did at least | document all the highly tedious manual steps necessary to | change the name in all affected systems if (when) another | employee refused to take no for an answer. | | Was certainly a great lesson in schema design, among other | things. | SoftTalker wrote: | > You don't use usernames as primary keys for anything, do | you? | | HAHAHAHHHAAHAHA | | Seen this so many times I literally laughed out loud. | kayodelycaon wrote: | > You don't use usernames as primary keys for anything, do | you? | | Sure you do. Saves doing joins all over the place just to | get someone's username. Makes hand writing SQL easier. | | Apply head to desk. | hardware2win wrote: | And what happens when you sync sharepoint to your windows | files? | eddythompson80 wrote: | I too love folders with 200 UUID subfolders in them as well | as URLs with 14 different UUIDs. | marcosdumay wrote: | > I guess windows users aren't expected to escape their own | strings | | Eh... When did the users of any kind of system start to fit | that expectation? And what is that utopia system? | m3047 wrote: | > leaking the existence of something terrible inside | | If you should get the opportunity to look at a raw (DNS) | NXDOMAIN passive DNS (PDNS) feed there's a lot of plain | brokenness, but the nuggets can be truly alarming. This is what | happens when translating between naming services: naming | services typically have application domains, and names in one | context are interpreted differently in another. Bobby Tables is | well known, but how about that special file "-rf"? Was a time | when the happy path for Active Directory essentially trusted | DNS domain names implicitly for things like file shares. Sounds | ok until you realize executable files might be on those | "drives". | | (Honestly I don't find the string "MS-DOS" anywhere in that | document.) (Edit: Did find the reference to e.g. CON, LPT1...) | [deleted] | m3047 wrote: | Looking at the list of characters and character ranges the | omission of 7F is curious. | wizofaus wrote: | Try creating a value in a SharePoint choice column that has ;# | in it, and you might not be so certain this isn't being done | because MS don't trust their own code. | jcims wrote: | I can't send a text from Google Voice to my phone that has the | domain 'united.com' in it. It just gets lost in the ether. | glonq wrote: | I'm old[school], so if I'm at the windows command prompt and need | to bust out a quick batch file or script I will do "copy con | foo.bat" instead of using notepad or vscode. Old habits die hard! | xp84 wrote: | Same! I know there are one or more ways to do this in a | Unix/Linux shell, but despite being off Windows for almost 20 | years I haven't memorized it. I miss it though! | ok123456 wrote: | Use CP/M device names instead, I guess. | xg15 wrote: | MS Teams _channel names_ can 't contain device names* | | Still incredibly sad, but not as insane as if you couldn't use | the names inside a chat. | air7 wrote: | This backwards compatibility chain reminds me of the age old tale | of how rockets are the width of two horses... (1) | | (1) http://astrodigital.org/space/stshorse.html | [deleted] | bmitc wrote: | That was fun. | chrisweekly wrote: | hahaha, that's great. thanks for sharing | mordae wrote: | This is pure gold. Thanks, you made my day! :-) | | Also, you might be interested in this: | https://youtu.be/1NqRbBvujHY?t=2236 | Nzen wrote: | While I enjoyed rewatching the latter half of episode 2 of | season 1 of James Burke's _Connections_ tv series, I don 't | see how the invention of the cloud chamber (which you start | the video at) is relevant to standards for rail, horses, or | rockets. What's the connection ? | msla wrote: | It's a dumb joke with no basis in fact. | naikrovek wrote: | I would love to know who fabricated this myth and decided to | just tell the story as if it were fact. | prpl wrote: | Similar reason why many telescope mirrors are exactly 8m | across. | failuser wrote: | This is a classic joke, but settling on a common gauge was | really difficult, it was not just copying some old Roman | standard. There were even riots when different railways started | to standardize because common rail gauge meant you can move | through the town without engaging with the local economy, see | Erie gauge war. Russia still has a wider gauge than Europe and | Australia has 3 different ones. | jmount wrote: | I rode a train in Spain where the train changed gauge at a | station! | elnezah wrote: | Spain has a peculiar train gauge. When you cross the border | with France, the train slows down and gauge change happens | on the fly. | jonny_eh wrote: | They also have to change sides: https://www.reddit.com/r/ | MapPorn/comments/29i4hq/side_where_... | michaelmrose wrote: | Thanks for the anecdote that was interesting. I think the | Erie gauge war demonstrates that people feel entitled to any | advantage of circumstances that they have profited from in | the past as if such were their property even when the actual | matter are issue is in fact others property. | joncrane wrote: | This is precisely what large companies in the US do, they | gain an advantage, then when the advantage is threatened, | they use every tool at their disposal, including political | lobbying, to keep their advantage. | | This is done under the guise of preserving shareholder | value. | extraduder_ire wrote: | I've seen this happen with planned bypasses of small towns, | either through individuals fighting CPOs for their land, or | people in the town opposing planning permission notices. | (there's a few I can think of where the council's current | plan involves waiting for certain people to die, since | that's less effort overall) | | Usually such bypasses are great for these towns, as it | removes most of the articulated road shipping that needs to | pass through there, and generally makes it a nicer place to | be. | bombcar wrote: | It depends on the town, it can also kill or relocate it. | The town in Pixar's Cars is realistically depicted in | that way. | cf100clunk wrote: | I've come across an apocryphal tale in the U.S. west | describing why certain towns and cities have main streets | that are the width required to fully turn a wagon pulled by x | number of horses. | | Likewise, in the Canadian House Of Parliament, the width | between the Prime Minister's desk and that of the Leader Of | The Opposition is said to be that of two swords raised, tip | to tip, based on the British House Of Commons tradition that | they must remain ''two swords and one inch apart.'' | bombcar wrote: | Even today size of streets in many cities is determined by | the space needed to either turn a fire truck or have two | fire trucks pass. | [deleted] | Svip wrote: | The Romans did not use war chariots, since they are basically | useless in combat. They only used chariots for sports in the | hippodrome. | r0b1n wrote: | They used chariots not only in the hippodrome, also for | processions and other "shows". | | But Roman warfare was a no-nonsense kind of affair, so no | chariots. https://acoup.blog describes this really well. | joncrane wrote: | The chariots in this example were more for transport and | logistics, not battle. | masklinn wrote: | Chariots are not "useless in combat", but they are very | expensive to field and only work in pretty narrow | circumstances: wide, open, and relatively solid areas (aka | not bogs). | | These circumstances were not a thing for Roman legions until | they reached spain at least, possibly North Africa and the | Middle East. As a result they were not part of Roman war | doctrines. | | On the other hand they were very much part of bronze-age | Egyptian and Hittite armies. | | An other factor to their lack of appeal tho may have been | improvements in horse riding technique and gear, as well as | training. Riders can also be heavily armed, but have less | travel restriction, and you can field a warrior per horse | rather than need two horses and a driver per. | anthk wrote: | Spain is mountainous as hell; a chariout outside the | Castille plains and Madrid would be scrap. | | Get a height map of Spain and you can obviously see that a | chariot trying to ride at Picos de Europa would be a | nightmare. | chx wrote: | tale it is | | https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/railroad-gauge-chariots/ | gmiller123456 wrote: | Snopes is not a good reference to cite, they have changed | many artlcles based on research they missed. They tend to | just want to get a page up when a topic is popular, then | research it later. | minsc_and_boo wrote: | I mean, correcting factual errors is pretty good trait for | a fact-checking site, right? | asynchronous wrote: | Kind of a garbage article because coincidence or not they are | similar widths. | dymk wrote: | It being a coincidence versus causal is entirely what makes | it interesting or not | msla wrote: | People actually still think this dumb joke is true? | ilyt wrote: | Well, there is no real way to disprove it and there is no | solid proof where it actually came from. | keepamovin wrote: | Ahahaha, I love this! I love how this new fandango thing harkens | back to the earliest days of MS-DOS when it ran on a 086 or 286, | back in the early (very early) 90s. | | Have to respect MS' backwards compatibility fanaticism. | Impossibly as if a native port of MS Teams would be created for | MS-DOS 3.1 (hahahaha). When more plausibly the MS Teams servers | run on an ancient crazy proprietary MS-DOS 3.1 mainframe (still | implausible, but hey). | | I know that this device name restriction also applies to Windows | file names, so it's not _that_ surprising (if you are inclined to | be _less_ fun than possible), but if you like fun, you can | pretend the former. | | Relevant frag link: https://learn.microsoft.com/en- | us/microsoftteams/limits-spec... | mikestew wrote: | _earliest days of MS-DOS when it ran on a 086 or 286, back in | the early (very early) 90s._ | | About a decade off: MS-DOS was running on 8086 in the early | 80s. | keepamovin wrote: | Oh my god. Well i didn't receive my first one until the 90s. | And i grew up thinking i was middle class, my oh my. | dustymcp wrote: | depending on your country they might not have been | availible before | paulryanrogers wrote: | Agree BC is a laundable goal and appreciate their efforts. | Though I do wish it didn't include limiting passwords to | obscenely short lengths or absurd subsets of characters. | keepamovin wrote: | Yeah those 8+3 file names sure birthed some _creative_ | abbreviations. Necessity, mother, all that | glonq wrote: | Whenever I create a filename that is long or has spaces, I | still pause and worry "okay, what might break if I do | this", even though such concerns probably died a couple | decades ago. | | Actually _scripts breaking if files or paths have a space | in them_ seems to be a thorn in the side of dev /ops/it | folks that never goes away, does it? | ChrisSD wrote: | On Unix perhaps. Windows forced IT folks to deal with the | issue by having folders like "Program Files". Even the | user's folder used to be in "Documents and Settings" (but | they backed down from that eventually and now it's just | "Users"). | xp84 wrote: | This was actually genius, though it was/is so annoying | typing these verbose paths | justsomehnguy wrote: | > but they backed down from that eventually | | Only because they were started to hit MAX_PATH there: | C:\Users\Johnathan Aparecido da | Silva\AppData\Local\ASUS\ASUS System Control | Interface\AsusSoftwareManager C:\Documents and | Settings\Johnathan Aparecido da | Silva\AppData\Local\ASUS\ASUS System Control | Interface\AsusSoftwareManager | WirelessGigabit wrote: | To this date one needs to be careful with executing | applications and spaces in the path. | | For example: D:\test>dir ... | 08/10/2023 09:29 AM <DIR> . | 08/10/2023 09:30 AM <DIR> Foo Bar | 08/10/2023 09:35 AM 79 Foo.bat | ... D:\test>dir "Foo Bar" ... | 08/10/2023 09:30 AM <DIR> . | 08/10/2023 09:29 AM <DIR> .. | 08/10/2023 09:35 AM 79 Foo.bat | ... D:\test>type Foo.bat | @echo off echo Executable: %0 echo Path | to executable: %~dp0 echo Params: %* | D:\test>type "Foo Bar\Foo.bat" @echo off | echo Executable: %0 echo Path to executable: | %~dp0 echo Params: %* | D:\test>Foo.bat hello Executable: Foo.bat | Path to executable: D:\test\ Params: hello | D:\test>Foo Bar\Foo.bat hello Executable: Foo | Path to executable: D:\test\ Params: Bar\Foo.bat | hello D:\test>"Foo Bar\Foo.bat" hello | Executable: "Foo Bar\Foo.bat" Path to executable: | D:\test\Foo Bar\ Params: hello | D:\test> | | Mess up the quotes and you're executing something one | level up. | Anthony-G wrote: | Unix shell scripts will break when filenames/paths have | spaces if variable expansions are not quoted, resulting | in word splitting and filename expansion (globbing). This | is something that is drilled into learners by all good | teachers, e.g., https://mywiki.wooledge.org/Quotes#When_S | hould_You_Quote.3F | queuebert wrote: | Brevity forces thought, which I prefer to "Putting a | Sentence in a File Name.docx". | | FORTRAN originally had the same limitation for function | names, and that lead to some classics such as GEMM and | SAXPY. | pluijzer wrote: | Very loosely related, but I really dislike the excepted | design pattern for that cases where functions names are | something like | AssertThatOnePlusOneIsReturnAlwaysTwoAndNeverFive. It | looks ridiculous, smells like a hack, and I cannot think | of any reason why giving a description of the test | couldn't be handled by the testing framework in a more | graceful way. | prepend wrote: | Me too, I prefer function names like "assert_that_one_plu | s_one_is_return_always_two_and_never_five." | | All kidding aside, but I gave up on this argument because | I think people either get it or don't and aside from | trying a little conversation or something with guidance | it's a "can't fix stupid" situation. | | People usually want to explain why it's so important and | that's worse than suffering their long function name. | | I think it's better to just accept ridiculous than to try | to get consensus on what's ridiculous and a spiral of | wasted time. | | The upside is that it doesn't matter any more since long | function names are supported and work. And autocomplete | means it's just as easy to use as "ATOPOIRA" or whatever | madness they would name it with some restrictions. | xp84 wrote: | When it comes to file names, I disagree that brevity | serves a useful purpose. I name my files like I'm an | Amazon reseller so that I'm sure to find it with Search | later no matter which detail I remember. "Budget | Spreadsheet (worked on with Jane) with projections with | and without buying a new Tesla Model Y or Chevy Chevrolet | Bolt - 2023 2024 2025.xlsx" that's my idea of a file | name. | Dalewyn wrote: | If it floats your boat, you do you my dude. | | But that being said, you're the reason why file systems | are abstracted away more and more with all file system | queries force fed through some kind of search engine. | djbusby wrote: | Those two are obviously GetExtendedMemoryMap and | Saxophone. | mepian wrote: | This is such a Microsoft thing to do. DOS compatibility will | haunt us for the rest of this century at least. | Ekaros wrote: | Sometimes I wish we had fresh clean slate OS. | | Not the baggage of DOS or Unix... Something modern and sensible | without insanity of either system. | reginaldo wrote: | I hear GNU Hurd will hit 1.0 any day now[1] :) /s | | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37036851 | joncrane wrote: | TempleOS may be the closest we'll get for the foreseeable | future. | ilyt wrote: | It would just grow quirks like that over time, just like | every system before did. | | It's impossible to make all the right decisions at the | beginning any big project that never get changed. | mseepgood wrote: | Sometimes, I wish other software products took compatibility | as seriously as Microsoft does. | cynicalsecurity wrote: | The baggage of Unix is gold. The baggage of DOS is manure. | Ekaros wrote: | Like everything being text? Pictures? Structured data? | dicytea wrote: | By the time it's mature, you'll wish for another one. That | is, if you're even alive by the time that happens. | wvenable wrote: | You need to clean slate the entire world because everything | is interconnected. If , for example, you want files to be | more than streams of bytes then you basically have to re- | invent the Internet as well. | | The older I get, the more I realize that we don't need a | clean slate OS. If you pick any modern OS right now, the most | annoying parts are never the parts that were from 30 years | ago; it's almost always the newest thing. | throwaway290 wrote: | The opposite is true. You can convert anything to anything | at the boundary. The beauty of looser coupling | wvenable wrote: | You can't convert anything to anything at the boundary | and still have full interoperability. An example is | resource forks on classic MacOS -- they never played nice | with an Internet that assumes that files are only a flat | stream of bytes. | TillE wrote: | Google's Fuchsia is still the best bet for a genuinely new OS | that may at least find a niche. | | Capability-based microkernels have been exciting research | projects for decades, and Google has apparently made one that | achieves acceptable performance, which was a significant | challenge. | rado wrote: | Haiku? (if finished) | jjgreen wrote: | To convey one's mood. | | In seventeen syllables. | | Is very diffic. | | _John Cooper Clarke_ | CSMastermind wrote: | Some of those limits look unreal to me. Do they really limit you | to 200 people in a private channel? | acheron wrote: | I actually laughed out loud at that headline. Fantastic. | | AFAIK those still can't be used as file system names, so I'm | assuming it's related to that. | | Tim Paterson's Revenge. | wizofaus wrote: | The only thing defensible there is that channel names can't end | with a period - the same should be true of all URLs. Kids | especially when told to type in a URL will put the period/full | stop after it in the instructions they're reading from then | wonder why it doesn't work...if it simply wasn't allowed browsers | could just strip it off. | hunter2_ wrote: | Similarly, when drafting some sort of communication (email, | documentation, etc.) one might have a URL as the last "word" of | a sentence (or comma-delimited clause, etc.) and apply typical | rules of grammar that say not to use a space between the last | "word" and the subsequent punctuation. Then upon saving (or | upon viewing, or sometimes upon hitting the space bar, | depending on implementation) the automatic linkification kicks | in, and in my experience enough of them aggressively trim such | punctuation (period, comma, etc.) before setting the href that | people can get away without thinking about this, but some | linkification functions end up keeping it, yielding a 404 error | when clicked. High-usage products like email clients and chat | apps tend to aggressively trim, while lower quality products | like ticketing systems tend not to, as far as I can tell. | Roark66 wrote: | Why is it that most "chat/conference" apps become horrible sooner | or later? I still remember when teams used to be an OK app. It | even had a Linux desktop client. I remember when slack was | actually fast, I remember Skype out being more reliable to make | phone calls than my mobile/cell service. Today slack is extremely | slow if you add few organisations to it (but at least you can add | more than one). Teams has deprecated their Linux desktop client | and the only way to use it on Linux is via chrome, but wait, if | you use it as part of office365/sharepoint you need to use | Firefox for "some" sharepoint links. So essentially you need 2 | browsers at all times. Chrome for teams (screen sharing and | video), Firefox for some sharepoint links. | nxobject wrote: | I think part of it is the constant drive to add features - | sure, we can do chat and video! But, what if we put background | blurring in there? Crap, Zoom has polls, we'll have to add | polls now... well, shoot, if we're cranking out features like | this and iterating quickly, we might as well use Electron. | eddythompson80 wrote: | Because believe it or not, a chat/conference is the most easy | gateway to an "everything app" just like with WeChat. Afterall, | a chat/conference app is a microcosm of the "internet". | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share audio | clips too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share video | clips too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share live | video too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share money | too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share | conference meetings too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share | calendar invites too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share food | delivery requests too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share gaming | sessions too. | | Your chat app is great but imagine if we can send/share X too. | | There is no limit on X. The internet is about sharing X. a chat | app is about sharing X. There is no bound to how much it can | grow really. | throwaway290 wrote: | That's why I'm not enthusiastic about Musk's vision for X... | akira2501 wrote: | Instant Message Chat + Anything Else isn't actually a model | for anything useful. It's a gross kitchen sink with chunks of | forgotten meals clogging up the drain. The insult is these | companies have nothing other than "productivity tool" as a | label to slap on the side of this fetid and entirely | unproductive mess. | h2odragon wrote: | "every program expands until it can read email... make that | netnews..." | cwkoss wrote: | > Why is it that most "chat/conference" apps become horrible | sooner or later? | | To 'become' horrible there has to have been a period where it | wasn't. AFAIK that doesn't apply to teams, lol | prepend wrote: | The key is to be terrible and simple from the beginning. IRC | works just as poorly today as 30 years ago. | mschuster91 wrote: | Which is why its usage has declined ever more and more thanks | to Discord, which is a pain in itself. Freenode's collapse in | particular pushed a lot of people to just say "fuck it" to | IRC in general. | zelphirkalt wrote: | Although, at least what works today works tomorrow on IRC. | Same cannot be claimed from MS Teams or Discord ... | Dalewyn wrote: | Freenode collapsing had everything to do with humanity | being terrible and nothing to do with IRC itself. | | Given similar people, similar collapses can happen to | Discord or any other communication medium of your choice. | mmis1000 wrote: | I think it is already killed by telegram even before | discord emerges. The only thing you can't do on other IM | other than IRC is having a really big chatroom that | contains thousands of people. But it is no longer the case | after telegram. | | BTW, i think an irc bot is a good target if you are | starting to learn writing a network program. The protocol | is really simple(don't need complex xml parser...etc) yet | requires all technique you need to write a proper client. | tenebrisalietum wrote: | IRC is so trivial that hosting your own is easy. Telegram | is awesome but it's still centralized. | graphviz wrote: | The market rewards features and integration, not performance, | as long as an app is usable. Developers devel... I mean | features features features. | HPsquared wrote: | It's easier to add things than fix annoyances. | zelphirkalt wrote: | Wait, the MS Teams desktop app is deprecated? Never got any | message about that ... Guess I might soon be forced to use | double the evil, in Chrome and Teams in Chrome? Wow, the world | becomes more dystopian by the day. Perhaps I should quit my job | when I am forced to use Chrome. Well gonna use the desktop app | for as long as I can. They will probably never fix their broken | shit app, so that one can use it from any browser. | evouga wrote: | Because after your lean, highly-productive startup team creates | the app that everyone loves, you get a bunch of funding and | hire thousands of extraneous software developers and then have | to find something for them to do. | db48x wrote: | Thousands of engineers and managers and product designers who | can only get promoted if they look successful, and who can | only look successful if they can add features. | duxup wrote: | The app that does everything always seems to stink. | | It's no coincidence that my favorite note taking app is ... | Apple's Notes App. I've used other apps but I've found that all | that heft from all the extra features makes it more of a hassle | for me in the end. | | I get how it happens, even my current employer / small team are | looking into internal documentation routes and ... oh man the | list of things people want just goes on and I fear leads to | some beastly solution. | ikekkdcjkfke wrote: | Entreprise wishes i guess? Just look at all the group policies | for windows update.. | prepend wrote: | Teams is so weird, " Number of org-wide teams allowed in a | tenant" is limited to 25. | | So my company can only have 25 "general" teams. | | I think it would be neat to learn the rationale behind some of | these settings. | terom wrote: | The 52 limit seems small, but at least you can have 500,0003 | teams in Microsoft 365 Office organization - 1.25E17 should be | plenty, that's around 15M teams per person on the planet;) | | Perhaps they should rethink the use of numbered superscripts | for notes in that table.... | rejectfinite wrote: | You want the ENTIRE company to be auto added to more than 25 | teams? | ratg13 wrote: | Probably to protect people from their own ignorance. | | If you are participating in 25 teams, it's likely already too | many, general or not. | | Having to navigate 25 teams that are full of stuff doesn't | concern you sounds like an absolute nightmare. | | You'd burn out everyone in the organization with a setup like | this. | Ekaros wrote: | And this is about organization wide teams, meaning those | teams that people are automatically joined in, with up to | 10000 members... So probably something you want to steer | people away from. ___________________________________________________________________ (page generated 2023-08-10 23:01 UTC)