[HN Gopher] Android 14's user-profile data bug seems indistingui...
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       Android 14's user-profile data bug seems indistinguishable from
       ransomware
        
       Author : concernedpix
       Score  : 68 points
       Date   : 2023-10-27 20:35 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (arstechnica.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (arstechnica.com)
        
       | anoncareer0212 wrote:
       | That's odd, Android's line-level management seemed very sure that
       | their relentless focus on quality since 2021 was going great.
       | 
       | On the line-level, we'd grumble that "quality! focus!" was
       | instead empowering a new middle management layer to continue
       | burning themselves out and wasting ICs by failing to delegate.
       | 
       | Not to mention the kissing up and punching down it took to
       | sustain that, leveraging a company happy to fire people.
       | 
       | I worried even this neutered version was unfair, but...as time
       | progresses and trends continue...
        
         | vasdae wrote:
         | >their relentless focus on quality since 2021
         | 
         | Is this something that was announced? I haven't heard of it.
        
           | Tostino wrote:
           | I just assumed it was a joke about how they only started
           | caring about quality in 2021.
        
       | mksybr wrote:
       | It's incredible that bricking the phone and total, catastrophic
       | data loss is only a medium level severity ticket and with no one
       | assigned.
       | 
       | EDIT: appears a user was able to recover from bootlooping, so not
       | hard bricking.
       | 
       | Quote from
       | https://old.reddit.com/r/GooglePixel/comments/178jj3i/need_h...
       | below:
       | 
       | They escalated me to someone on the hardware team that sounded
       | like they have been around for a while XD. But here's what I was
       | able to do: From the fastboot menu (using the power + vol down
       | button to boot the phone) select "Recovery mode" then when the
       | phone goes to the No Command screen, hold the power button for 1
       | second then press the vol up button and release both at the same
       | time. This will give you a command prompt of sorts. Go to factory
       | wipe/reset and vioala. You can reload your phone. Sure it sucks
       | but if you were stuck like I was this is good enough.
       | 
       | EDIT2:
       | 
       | https://issuetracker.google.com/issues/305766503?pli=1
        
         | V__ wrote:
         | Locking down phones so much was really a mistake. If you have
         | to do what basically amounts to voodoo just to restore it.
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | Factory wipe/reset followed by 'Reload' sounds like you end up
         | losing all of your data if it wasn't backed up elsewhere.
         | Usually the value of the data outweighs the value of the
         | device, especially with phones that are harder to backup than
         | they should be.
        
         | charcircuit wrote:
         | >is only a medium level severity ticket and with no one
         | assigned
         | 
         | There are likely internal issues for the actual bugs.
        
       | xaerise wrote:
       | Interesting that Google is keeping their mouth shut....
       | 
       | I think someone is getting a lawsuit and another one is getting a
       | box for their stuff...
        
         | curiousgal wrote:
         | So glad I moved off buying Google phones after the shit show
         | the Pixel 6 has been.
        
       | bloopernova wrote:
       | If factory resets are indeed happening, maybe it's the device
       | management service thinking it got a remote wipe request?
       | 
       | (Pixel 8 Pro owner, full disclosure and all that guff)
        
       | nightfly wrote:
       | "indistinguishable from ransomware" would be if you could pay
       | google to free your data. Hyperbolic titles suck
        
         | eschneider wrote:
         | So..."worse than ransomware?"
        
           | dirtyhippiefree wrote:
           | You can pay extortionists to get your data back.
           | 
           | If your phone automatically factory resets, all the money in
           | the world won't recover your data...sadly worse than
           | ransomware...
        
         | blibble wrote:
         | at least the randomware people have someone you can contact
        
         | cafeinux wrote:
         | Well, NotPetya was a ransomware, yet paying wouldn't have
         | decrypted any data.
        
           | GTP wrote:
           | It was actually a wiper.
        
         | cageface wrote:
         | I now ignore all Ron Amadeo articles on Ars. I don't know where
         | his disdain for Google originated but his predictably snarky
         | dismissals of all things Google are just bad and lazy
         | journalism.
        
           | dirtyhippiefree wrote:
           | This is the flipped script for our social contract with
           | Google...they release product, they don't have any obligation
           | to care about users...dismissing us less loudly than the
           | author, but no less real...
        
       | joecool1029 wrote:
       | I really wonder if the Android engineers just use iPhones. Quite
       | a few of the security isolations/sandboxing have lead to some of
       | the more basic usability bugs.
       | 
       | My dad hit one a few days ago, complained he couldn't restart his
       | phone. I proceeded to watch him hold down the volume and power
       | button to get the prompt to shutdown/reboot. Upon clicking, it
       | did nothing. So I tried it then, still nothing. Realized at this
       | point that the device had lockscreen locked. After unlocking the
       | screen and repeating this it rebooted fine. (My first gut
       | reaction was 'can't you just hold power button to get the reboot
       | screen?', but nope that pops up some google assistant crap
       | instead, so now he has to juggle not having it screenshot each
       | time he needs to shut it off or restart it)
        
         | MerelyMortal wrote:
         | FYI there is a toggle in Settings to switch between the power
         | button either bringing up the shutdown/reboot prompt or the
         | Google Assistant.
        
           | Aleklart wrote:
           | Haha silly, expected that power button will work as power
           | button by default in Android. Just set it the in the
           | settings, really, dude! Can iphone's power button run
           | spyware? I guess not LMAO on them.
           | 
           | Seriously, there should be a law that elders and kids allowed
           | to buy only iphones, because google primary preying on less
           | cautious and computer illiterate people.
        
       | scohesc wrote:
       | Absolutely amazing how Google can release these updates for
       | devices that _they make and support themselves_ without first
       | running tests on the operating system and making sure these
       | things don't happen.
       | 
       | Yes, I'm sure there's hard to track down bugs and this is likely
       | one of them - but the fact that people are trying to get Google's
       | attention because their phones are soft-bricking and Google
       | continues to do nothing about it says volumes about how much they
       | care about their customers.
       | 
       | I ran into a problem with the Pixel 5 I was running at the time.
       | Woke up in the morning and the phone was off. Wouldn't boot.
       | Wouldn't respond to anything at all. Thousands of people were
       | having the same issue all within the span of a few months -
       | Google Bug was created, nothing was done for 3-4 weeks while
       | hundreds of users added their input on the bug... then the issue
       | was suddenly closed with "won't fix" with no explanation.
       | 
       | I know the law is toothless against these massive corporations
       | because the governments been bought out for decades at this
       | point, but I'd sure love to see a company like Google/Alphabet
       | shattered into tens of different companies. There's no reason why
       | they need to control Search, Ads, Cloud Computing, Device
       | Manufacturing, Operating System Development, etc. Same goes for
       | all the other large companies doing the same thing.
        
       | josephcsible wrote:
       | If not for locked bootloaders, it would be trivial for everyone
       | to recover all of the data that this bug is affecting.
        
       | btreecat wrote:
       | I'm currently impacted by this bug. My grandfather just passed
       | away and the family has been trading pictures in group messages.
       | I've nowost access to my copies of those images.
       | 
       | Yes, it's my fault I hadn't backed up yet. However it's not like
       | _i did something_ to invite this, like jump in a pool with my
       | phone or lose it out a car window.
       | 
       | I'm typing this message on this phone, and I'm hoping a fix
       | comes, because I really don't want to lose those photos.
        
       | jacquesm wrote:
       | I have said this before and I'll keep saying it until it changes:
       | updates suck for 'regular' users, it's like a grenade with five
       | pins, one of which will give you a working machine with some
       | improvements and the other four will result in data loss, loss of
       | critical functionality that you relied upon, more advertising and
       | security issues. It's a total crap shoot and manufacturers should
       | realize that with every botched update user trust in the
       | computing industry is further eroded (assuming that is still
       | possible).
        
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