[HN Gopher] They're Made Out of Meat (1991)
       ___________________________________________________________________
        
       They're Made Out of Meat (1991)
        
       Author : mailarchis
       Score  : 346 points
       Date   : 2023-11-26 08:36 UTC (14 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.mit.edu)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.mit.edu)
        
       | myko wrote:
       | I love this video adaptation:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ
        
         | joeblubaugh wrote:
         | The director uploaded a higher-quality version a few years ago!
         | 
         | https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg?si=2j3-ctWbT7IXaZKj
        
           | stavros wrote:
           | Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be much higher quality,
           | it's a bit more contrasty and less washed-out, but that's it.
        
         | gpvos wrote:
         | I love that one too, but sadly it leaves out the final few
         | lines which make the piece so much more poignant.
        
       | maxverse wrote:
       | Past discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737993
        
       | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
       | BBC Radio version: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00yyz3b
        
       | RcouF1uZ4gsC wrote:
       | This feels very shallow and wrong.
       | 
       | Surely an super intelligent alien species that studied "meat"
       | would know the depth of the organization starting with the
       | organic molecules and extending to the cell and then to the
       | neurons and neural networks and then the brain.
       | 
       | The surprising thing to them would not be that we are made of
       | meat but that we eat meat. How could we take such intricately
       | organized matter and just burn it for fuel? It would be like
       | coming across a power plant that is powered by burning CPUs and
       | motherboards.
       | 
       | They would wonder why we didn't just use the abundant sunlight
       | and elements to power ourselves (like for example plants).
        
         | timeon wrote:
         | > This feels very shallow and wrong.
         | 
         | What would you expect from meat.
        
           | gizajob wrote:
           | It's even typing its complaint in digitally encoded binary.
           | Even when using our codes it's still thinking with its meat
           | fingers. How beastly.
        
             | pixl97 wrote:
             | How dare it mock us so.
        
         | CPLX wrote:
         | "This science fiction would never happen in real life!!" is my
         | favorite kind of comment.
        
           | zdragnar wrote:
           | It is a personality trait I identify with, made more stark
           | because my wife is quite the opposite.
           | 
           | IMHO, good fiction asks us to suspend our disbelief to create
           | a novel setting and unique circumstances. Having accepted
           | that, we still expect the world to behave according to its
           | own logic.
           | 
           | Bad fiction abuses the suspension of disbelief, and it rubs
           | people like me (and the gp) wrong.
           | 
           | In this case, it is a silly short story, so it doesn't bother
           | me much. On the other hand, complaining about TV shows and
           | movies can practically become a sport with the the right
           | company.
           | 
           | For example, I quite enjoyed the Netflix movie Spectral,
           | right up until the end, where they tried too hard to explain
           | the mystery and violated things that I had not suspended my
           | disbelief about. The TV show Fringe had a ton of these
           | moments as well. Some were easy to accept, some episodes were
           | painful to get through.
        
             | drowsspa wrote:
             | As a (former?) physicist, I very much prefer to try to
             | imagine what would need to be changed in our rules so the
             | presented world would be possible, rather than "ok I accept
             | this little change but everything else has to work as close
             | as possible to our own universe"
        
               | Vt71fcAqt7 wrote:
               | Agreed. In this case we could infer that perhaps members
               | of this alien species are either not all super
               | intelligent, not super knowledgeable or at least not
               | super knowledgeable in all areas. In this case, however,
               | the the usage of "meat" here is intended to be a
               | commentary on humanity of some sort. If the idea is that
               | "aliens would just see humans as meat" then I do in fact
               | think that point is somewhat diluted by GP's comment.
               | "Meat" is not really an accurate word here, unless we
               | take it as it's broader meaning of "food"[0], at which
               | point "food" itself would be a better word.
               | 
               | [0]https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/meat
        
         | otabdeveloper4 wrote:
         | The answer is pretty obvious - building this intricately
         | organized matter from scratch out of sunlight and elements is
         | extremely inefficient, much better to recycle the existing
         | bulding blocks of lower levels of organization.
         | 
         | (You don't make software from scratch from sand and
         | electricity, you use an off-the-shelf CPU and existing
         | libraries.)
        
           | RcouF1uZ4gsC wrote:
           | Most of the meat consumed is not used to build things but is
           | consumed by the body for energy.
        
             | otabdeveloper4 wrote:
             | Protein is used by the human body as construction material,
             | not as fuel. (It is possible to use protein as a fuel
             | source, but virtually no modern human follows a diet where
             | that actually happens.)
        
               | aatd86 wrote:
               | What's matter?
        
               | krallja wrote:
               | Nothing, what's matter with you?
        
         | 3cats-in-a-coat wrote:
         | You think an advanced species would be surprised that we're
         | made of what we consume? Quite a funny take, because there's
         | literally no other option.
         | 
         | The reason a power plant, or factory, or any machine at all
         | doesn't "eat" what it's made of is because human engineers are
         | the digestion enzymes and protein factories. We digest raw
         | materials (amino acids) into parts (proteins) based on plans
         | and schematics (DNA), and then we put them into the machines.
         | 
         | This is what your body does by itself. It's a factory that
         | keeps building and rebuilding itself. That's in fact the only
         | viable option for a resilient system. Think what's better,
         | having kidneys, or needing dialysis? Self-sufficiency is always
         | better for resilience and flexibility. Which... again, any
         | intelligent species would know.
         | 
         | The purpose of this story is to jolt us out of the status quo
         | and see things from another perspective. A species having
         | advanced culture doesn't mean they have no biases and
         | prejudices based on their preconceived notions.
         | 
         | We also fancy ourselves intelligent, but we have zero regard
         | for "lower" lifeforms. In fact, we also exhibit odd and
         | illogical cultural trends such as:                   1. If
         | someone abuses a pet dog or cat, we may put them in jail.
         | 2. At the same time we abuse, kill and eat farm animals on a
         | vast scale. Pigs are no less intelligent that a dog or a cat.
         | 3. Yet if someone has a pet pig, we may call law enforcement on
         | them for animal abuse, even if they take good care of their
         | pig.
         | 
         | Those three don't belong together in any way. Yet here we are.
        
           | wavesbelow wrote:
           | > Those three don't belong together in any way. Yet here we
           | are.
           | 
           | The difference here is degree of humanization of an animal.
           | Recent Andrew Huberman podcast with a former FBI hostage
           | negotiator[1] touched upon the topic.
           | 
           | In animal research labs, the researchers are disallowed to
           | name the animal subjects, only to assign numbers or codes.
           | 
           | In a hostage situation, simply letting your captor know your
           | name increases the chances of your survival. Conversely,
           | having your face covered reduces the chances.
           | 
           | Humanization and dehumanization of things, living beings,
           | other humans and ourselves is something that we generally
           | tend to do. A lot of cruelty in the world can be traced to
           | this observation.
           | 
           | 1. https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhc
           | Gh...
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | > _we also exhibit odd and illogical cultural trends_
           | 
           | Culture is illogical. If it was logical, it wouldn't be
           | culture.
        
             | lo_zamoyski wrote:
             | Huh? You don't understand what culture is. The study of
             | logic itself, science, philosophy, etc are all part of
             | culture. Culture is a shared heritage without which you
             | would still be cracking nuts open with rocks.
        
           | otabdeveloper4 wrote:
           | Not illogical at all. A person that abuses animals is a
           | potential menace to society - lack of empathy means they
           | might easily abuse humans too. We are punishing sociopathic
           | tendencies here.
           | 
           | Farming animals is not sociopathic, it's a business decision
           | based on economic interest.
           | 
           | This works because animals don't have human rights.
           | (Obviously.)
        
             | hutzlibu wrote:
             | "lack of empathy means they might easily abuse humans too"
             | 
             | So just in case, we should jail most of our animal
             | farmers/slaughterhouse workers as well?
        
             | 3cats-in-a-coat wrote:
             | You need to let this one simmer down and see how it is
             | self-contradictory.
        
           | wruza wrote:
           | 4. When one animal devours another in a cruel way we couldn't
           | imagine, no action. It's *natural* nature, human has no right
           | to intervene.
           | 
           | These inconsistecies are a hint that you may approach it from
           | the wrong side. 4 contains a hint on that.
        
           | pixl97 wrote:
           | >You think an advanced species would be surprised that we're
           | made of what we consume?
           | 
           | The problem with advanced species we we have a sample size of
           | one.
           | 
           | The problem with this sample size is it gives us no idea on
           | the probabilities of intelligence looking anything like we
           | think it does. In fact there is a non-zero probability that
           | any intelligences we meet that cross space will have nothing
           | to do with the host intelligences that created them. At least
           | with our current knowledge of physics we don't see any way
           | that digital 'life' could bootstrap itself. But currently us
           | carbon based lifeforms are furiously cranking away at making
           | thinking rocks that are built in factories. The fact that
           | humans have a 4 billion long uninterrupted chain of molecular
           | factories has nothing to do with other forms of life needing
           | that at all.
           | 
           | Of course, if an AI kills another AI embodied AI is that much
           | different from us killing a human and eating them?
        
             | 3cats-in-a-coat wrote:
             | Our sample size is way more than one actually, maybe if we
             | just abandon the superficial concept of "advanced". For
             | example the way insects organize in a colony and your cells
             | organize in a body and humans organize in society is
             | identical bar some circumstantial distinctions. When a
             | principle comes about, reinvented independently so many
             | times, we as intelligent beings need to realize "hey maybe
             | that simply what it's like in general".
             | 
             | Most of what we are is actually none of our doing. Most of
             | our discoveries are incidental (including in medicine, we
             | don't know how many of our drugs work for example), and
             | we're clearly unprepared to live in the world we ourselves
             | created, hunched over keyboards in claustrophobic offices
             | or locked up at home.
             | 
             | We're not an advanced species, our society is in-between a
             | "colony" and "multicellular organism" and more and more of
             | our advancements are created by computers for computers. We
             | don't understand a lot of how an AI works, it trained
             | itself, we just did back propagation and observed the
             | prediction error get smaller over time.
             | 
             | Similarly today CPUs are designed by software written on
             | the previous CPUs, machines are engineered on machines, and
             | so on. The digital civilization is bootstrapping itself and
             | eventually might leave the cocoon.
             | 
             | Saying other forms of life won't have parts that self-
             | maintain to a degree is quite odd, because it's logically
             | impossible. You see if you are not made of semi-indendent
             | parts, you become extremely fragile. What exactly you think
             | is the alternative? This is not about silicon vs carbon or
             | analog vs digital. It's more about basic logic.
        
         | dist-epoch wrote:
         | Noticed something that all plants have in common?
         | 
         | How about an EV car which is powered exclusively by solar
         | panels, without any battery, noticed what it has in common with
         | plants?
        
           | bigbillheck wrote:
           | > all plants have in common
           | 
           | There are more things in heaven and earth than dreamed of by
           | your botany: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotropa_uniflora
        
             | DonHopkins wrote:
             | Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't: The Tiniest Seed in the
             | Blueberry Family
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54wpdvZNve4
             | 
             | >Seeds of Monotropa uniflora - a plant that parasitizes
             | fungi - are incredibly tiny. And they can afford to be,
             | because all they need to grow is to be able to germinate on
             | a mycelial thread of the mycorrhizal fungus that they
             | parasitize.
             | 
             | 8:22> "Mycoheterotrophic Lifestyles of the Lewd and
             | Depraved"
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myco-heterotrophy
             | 
             | >Myco-heterotrophy (from Greek mukes mykes, "fungus",
             | eteros heteros, "another", "different" and trophe trophe,
             | "nutrition") is a symbiotic relationship between certain
             | kinds of plants and fungi, in which the plant gets all or
             | part of its food from parasitism upon fungi rather than
             | from photosynthesis. A myco-heterotroph is the parasitic
             | plant partner in this relationship. Myco-heterotrophy is
             | considered a kind of cheating relationship and myco-
             | heterotrophs are sometimes informally referred to as
             | "mycorrhizal cheaters". This relationship is sometimes
             | referred to as mycotrophy, though this term is also used
             | for plants that engage in mutualistic mycorrhizal
             | relationships.
        
         | vidarh wrote:
         | We can assume from the descriptions that while they've come
         | into contact with beings with meat or meat-like structures as
         | part of them, they've never encountered intelligent beings made
         | of meat. And so they necessarily can't know all that much about
         | the possible states of meat. So your "surely" is canonically
         | wrong.
         | 
         | You can argue they _ought to have_ known about that, but that
         | is based on assuming life like ours is common, and the point of
         | the story is that this is an assumption we 're making from a
         | sample of one planet. In the in-story universe it is also
         | canonically doubtful that life like ours in common, given that
         | they clearly know of many other species, and can explore at FTL
         | speeds, and yet still haven't run into one like ours.
         | 
         | To me it feels shallow to criticise a story based on ignoring
         | premises of the universe the story is set in. Criticise the
         | premises, by all means, and argue it doesn't fit our universe.
         | That's fine. That gets you to the point of the story: To get
         | you thinking about _why_ we should assume life like ours is
         | common.
        
         | Finnucane wrote:
         | Meat doesn't understand satire.
        
         | gosub100 wrote:
         | > They would wonder why we didn't just use the abundant
         | sunlight and elements to power ourselves
         | 
         | we do! all food we eat got its energy from the sun another
         | plant/animal that did.
         | 
         | * sans any food that was consumed from species that lived near
         | hydrothermal vents.
        
         | latexr wrote:
         | > This feels very shallow and wrong.
         | 
         | It's a comedic short story, not a dissertation on the powers of
         | reasoning of undiscovered alien species. Rule of funny trumps
         | accuracy.
         | 
         | https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfFunny
         | 
         | It's important to remember science fiction tends to explore and
         | make a commentary on the human aspect. The best stories aren't
         | about new technology, but its implications and effects on the
         | human condition.
         | 
         | With that view, you could read this story as a commentary on
         | humans themselves. We also don't fully understand other species
         | and are often astonished by what we discover. Above all, we can
         | be incompetent and make mistakes. Remember the myth that "bees
         | shouldn't be able to fly"?
         | 
         | https://www.iflscience.com/the-strange-myth-that-bees-should...
         | 
         | > Surely an super intelligent alien species (...) would (...)
         | 
         | > The surprising thing to them would (...)
         | 
         | > They would wonder (...)
         | 
         | Sounds like you have your own ideas for a different short
         | story.
        
           | pixl97 wrote:
           | People: "How dare this short story underestimate what aliens
           | could imagine"
           | 
           | Also people: "AI will never be as intelligent and capable has
           | humans are"
        
       | surprisetalk wrote:
       | Andy Weir's _The Egg_ is another excellent short story:
       | 
       | [1] http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
       | 
       | If you're looking for more short stories, I highly recommend the
       | following:
       | 
       | * Ted Chiang's _Exhalation_
       | 
       | * Ted Chiang's _Story of Your Life and Others_
       | 
       | * Ken Liu's _Paper Menagerie_
       | 
       | * Borges's _Ficciones_
       | 
       | * Smullyan's _What is the Name of This Book?_
       | 
       | * Smullyan's _Lady or the Tiger?_
       | 
       | * Douglas Adams's _God 's Debris_
       | 
       | Remember to support local booksellers when possible :)
       | 
       | [2] https://bookshop.org
        
         | munchler wrote:
         | God's Debris is by Scott Adams, not Douglas.
        
           | surprisetalk wrote:
           | Thank you! What a silly slip of the fingers
           | 
           | Although, now that Douglas Adams has been brought up, I think
           | I should also recommend his lesser-known book, _Dirk Gently
           | 's Holistic Detective Agency_, which I believe has some
           | connection to Dr. Who.
        
             | sandworm101 wrote:
             | Most everything in modern sci-fi is connected to either
             | Hitchhikers or the doctor. Writers put jokes and references
             | to them in nearly everything.
        
             | fknorangesite wrote:
             | And its sequel _The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul._
             | 
             | And the very strange not-for-everybody-but-definitely-for-
             | me TV adaptation.
        
               | loxias wrote:
               | > And the very strange not-for-everybody-but-definitely-
               | for-me TV adaptation.
               | 
               | Hah!! There's _two_ of us! ;-)
               | 
               | Okay, now I might actually try to make "that really cool
               | jacket" from S2. (you know what I mean)
        
             | AnimalMuppet wrote:
             | Douglas Adams actually wrote a few Dr. Who episodes.
        
             | neaden wrote:
             | Yes, the first Dirk Gentley novel was based off a cancelled
             | Dr. Who project called Shada, which I believe was recently
             | released as an animated special.
        
           | jtagen wrote:
           | Jesus. This story is like a train. You know it's coming, then
           | it hits you.
        
         | gcanyon wrote:
         | Ted Chiang is a genius, and pretty much everything he writes is
         | magnificent. "Exhalation" is ridiculously good. "Understand" is
         | probably my favorite.
        
           | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
           | "The Truth of Fact, The Truth of Feeling" is an excellent
           | short that is entirely available online - for those who don't
           | yet appreciate his talent
           | 
           | https://web.archive.org/web/20140222103103/http://subterrane.
           | ..
           | 
           | Edit: I was actually thinking of "The Great Silence" (aka the
           | parrot one) which is a bit shorter but also available online.
           | (The last line always gets to me)
           | 
           | https://electricliterature.com/the-great-silence-by-ted-
           | chia...
        
             | edanm wrote:
             | I love Ted Chiang, and "The Truth of Fact, The Truth of
             | Feeling" is maybe my favorite of his stories. Certainly the
             | one I think about most often.
        
             | causality0 wrote:
             | I generally like Chiang's work and its derivatives but that
             | was... kind of terrible. It felt like you told a government
             | PSA writer to do sci-fi, except it isn't really sci-fi.
             | It's an essay which posits that parrots are sapient and our
             | failure to recognize it means we won't recognize alien
             | sapience, and also wiping out parrots is bad. It's an
             | if/then statement that stops at the if.
        
               | notnaut wrote:
               | The entire overarching genre is often called speculative
               | fiction, so your description of it is sort of accurate.
               | Writing would be in a sorry state if the only stuff that
               | got put out had to answer its own questions.
        
           | x86x87 wrote:
           | Strongly agree. I have yet to run into a story written by Ted
           | that I do not find amazing and through provoking.
        
         | timetraveller26 wrote:
         | The Egg is one of my life long favorite histories. kurzgesagt
         | did a video animation of it a few years ago
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaI
        
         | colordrops wrote:
         | Check out the short story The Jaunt by Stephen King. Serious
         | existential terror.
        
         | nmca wrote:
         | If you enjoy darker/harder sci-fi "Axiomatic" is a great
         | collection by Greg Egan.
        
           | caskstrength wrote:
           | Early Egan is excellent. Permutation City is one of my
           | favorite novels.
        
         | js2 wrote:
         | _They 're Made Out of Meat_ (21 submissions) and _The Egg_ (33
         | submissions) seem to be the most frequently submitted short
         | stories to this site:
         | 
         | https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&qu...
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/from?site=galactanet.com
        
           | zeristor wrote:
           | I've seen They're Made Out of Meat, posted several times.
           | 
           | But this is the first time I've seen The Egg, thanks for
           | that.
        
         | soufron wrote:
         | Ahah just read The Egg after reading your comment... great
         | advice! Loved it! Thank you!
        
         | phlakaton wrote:
         | Add to that "Thang" by Martin Gardner (yes, _that_ Martin
         | Gardner, you Scientific American old-timers). I read it in an
         | Isaac Asimov-curated short story collection once upon a time
         | and it remains one of my favorite short-shorts.
        
           | satori99 wrote:
           | _Harrison Bergeron_ by Kurt Vonnegut, is the short story that
           | always comes to my mind when I think about this type of
           | thing.
        
         | edanm wrote:
         | So wonderful to see Smullyan recommended here!
         | 
         | Though I _have_ to add, as a huge fan of Ted Chiang, that you
         | missed one of his best short stories, and certainly his
         | _shortest_ story - it 's about a page long and will probably
         | take less than five minutes to read, iirc:
         | 
         | "What's Expected of Us":
         | https://www.nature.com/articles/436150a
        
         | grammers wrote:
         | Nice, thanks for sharing!
        
         | utopcell wrote:
         | Adding to this Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" [1].
         | 
         | [1] https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html
        
         | dmitshur wrote:
         | There's a short story along these lines I remember reading
         | somewhere, but I could never find it again. It describes the
         | experience of someone whose brain is separated from their body
         | but kept connected to it via a remote connection. Over time
         | there are various experiments or different situations, like
         | going into a cave to experience higher latency, maybe
         | controlling multiple bodies at once, replacing the biological
         | brain with an equivalent simulated one, and some others. I wish
         | I could remember more of the details...
         | 
         | Any chance it's one of the ones you mentioned above, or another
         | someone recognizes? I was able to find that the phrase "brain
         | in a vat" refers to this genre as a whole, but haven't yet
         | found the particular version that I faintly recall reading.
        
         | MaxBarraclough wrote:
         | I recommend _The Nine Billion Names of God_ by Arthur C.
         | Clarke.
         | 
         | https://urbigenous.net/library/nine_billion_names_of_god.htm...
        
         | agravier wrote:
         | Also Lena by qntm: https://qntm.org/mmacevedo
        
       | fiforpg wrote:
       | I like how the word "meat" is clearly an inaccurate translation
       | of a notion in the language of the conversation, for lack of a
       | better word in human languages. "Organic matter" would be more
       | accurate, but less striking.
       | 
       | Meaning, "meat" is a variation on the "unreliable narrator"
       | theme: the "unreliable language". This is used a lot in Gene
       | Wolfe's _Book of the New Sun_ , where medieval language describes
       | artifacts of a space-faring civilization.
        
         | leeoniya wrote:
         | "if god didnt want us to eat pigs, he wouldn't have made them
         | out of bacon!"
        
         | delecti wrote:
         | Funnily I thought almost the opposite. I feel like "meat" is
         | deliberately chosen in-character to be both less precise and
         | less respectful than "organic matter". It would be like a
         | species with organic computers incredulously describing our
         | computers as "rocks".
        
           | shawnz wrote:
           | I think that the computers-as-rocks analogy works even better
           | than this story, since there is no such thing as non-sentient
           | meat, but there most certainly are rocks that can't compute
        
           | philistine wrote:
           | - Can you believe those so-called humans. They made their
           | computing devices out of rocks! They shovel sand out of
           | beaches, make disgusting plates out of it, and force
           | electricity through little paths of metal on them.
           | 
           | - Ew!
        
         | themanmaran wrote:
         | The Long Sun series (also Gene Wolfe) was another excellent use
         | of this. Everything is narrated by a priest unknowingly living
         | on a generational starship and you're left to interpret the
         | world around them.
        
       | cubefox wrote:
       | I think this idea was much smarter (and funnier) executed in
       | Stanislaw Lem's short story "Prince Ferrix and the Princess
       | Crystal".
        
         | pohl wrote:
         | Heck, all of The Cyberiad has this dismissal of meat done
         | better.
        
       | hermitcrab wrote:
       | "But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way
       | through."
        
       | dwheeler wrote:
       | I like this audio performance:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GggK9SjJpuQ&pp=ygUZVGhleSdyZ...
       | 
       | It makes me smile each time.
        
       | hoten wrote:
       | This American Life recorded this w/ Maeve Higgins and H. Jon
       | Benjamin.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5usXhX0zaO4&ab_channel=Podcl...
        
         | RobRivera wrote:
         | Sounds like Mcguirk
        
           | Mistletoe wrote:
           | He is McGuirk. Apologies if you whooshed me.
        
       | delta_p_delta_x wrote:
       | My favourite short story is _Last Contact_ , by Steven Baxter[1].
       | It always scared the hell out of me, because it was so...
       | _mundane_ , to the very end.
       | 
       | [1]:
       | https://web.archive.org/web/20080725045740/http://www.solari...
        
         | HanClinto wrote:
         | That was beautiful and haunting, thank you!
        
         | hotnfresh wrote:
         | A lot like _Melancholia_.
         | 
         | Or that one short story about discovering the light of another
         | star was about to reach us... and getting the predictions of
         | its intensity very wrong.
        
           | KennyBlanken wrote:
           | Finis?
           | 
           | http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0605041.txt
        
         | DalasNoin wrote:
         | I feel somewhat similar about the arrival of AGI, I definitely
         | want to cherish my time now more. I think it is at least
         | plausible that these are the last years of anything resembling
         | any value. Even beyond my own existence. It is not exactly the
         | same, with AGI there is more uncertainty about timelines and
         | outcome, and there is no general expert opinion that one could
         | defer to.
        
       | SuperHeavy256 wrote:
       | I love it, reminds me a lot of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
        
       | jksmith wrote:
       | https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg?si=cfIs3_mZ9bI_WtX4
        
         | golemotron wrote:
         | I like that performance even more than the story. Tom Noonan is
         | a great actor. The other actor is wonderful in this too.
        
       | badosu wrote:
       | I enjoyed thoroughly this short exploring concepts of time
       | perception between host and child simulated reality entities:
       | https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/5wMcKNAwB6X4mp9og/that-alien...
        
       | wbl wrote:
       | This has been turned into a truly hilarious song with only a few
       | changes. https://youtu.be/6NW67-Mu2wU
        
       | DonHopkins wrote:
       | If God didn't mean for people to eat other people, he wouldn't
       | have made us of meat!
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjAHw2DEBgw
        
       | epgui wrote:
       | Makes me think of the dual idea that "neural nets can't be
       | conscious/etc"
        
       | svat wrote:
       | Also: "Your Whole Family Is Made Of Meat"
       | https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=484 which became the title of
       | a Dinosaur Comics book.
        
       | Borrible wrote:
       | And they lack communion.
       | 
       | Such loneliness.
       | 
       | Poor Things.
       | 
       | https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
        
       | helpfulmountain wrote:
       | Enjoyed this but upon reflection seems odd that they would have a
       | word "meat" and yet be unfamiliar with biological systems /
       | consciousness in animals.
        
         | miffel wrote:
         | That's what seems odd? It's no more odd than aliens speaking
         | English in the first place.
         | 
         | At the risk of stating the obvious, the language here is not
         | only used to transmit the ideas in the story, but convey
         | feeling. With the use of "meat" as a pejorative, you're
         | supposed to understand the feeling of contempt and almost
         | repulsion that these beings have towards us.
        
         | timeon wrote:
         | "Meat" here reminds particular mammals that other mammals,
         | other animals, are sentient as well. For many it is just meat.
        
           | data_vault wrote:
           | Another great interpretation of the story would be via
           | speciesism/anthropocentrism, we consider ourselves better
           | than other animals, but for the aliens, we would all be
           | "meat".
        
         | oxygen_crisis wrote:
         | Odd, how?
         | 
         | They're not unfamiliar with biological systems containing meat,
         | they describe beings that are a "meat head with an electron
         | plasma brain inside..."
         | 
         | We have a word for wood, yet we would be astonished by
         | consciousness and civilization coming from plants...
        
       | utopcell wrote:
       | "Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence
       | in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic
       | rotation ago, wants to be friendly again."
       | 
       | 2 galactic rotations ? That's a long time to keep a grudge. But
       | also fun to think that Earth is only ~20 galactic years old.
        
       | shpx wrote:
       | I've never understood what people see in this story. Meat is a
       | complex organization of trillions of self-replicating machines,
       | each of which (besides red blood cells maybe) is also incredibly
       | complex... much more advanced than anything human minds have been
       | able to build.
       | 
       | I can't imagine what a sentient entity would have to be made out
       | of or how much less "efficient" or stable it would have to be
       | than me for me to find it amusing. If it turns out that some slow
       | geological process or a momentary dust cloud are actually self
       | aware, the last thing I would do is laugh.
       | 
       | Is it just an abstract association that we're wet inside whereas
       | computer chips are dry? That's just where our technology is right
       | now, it largely reflects how our brains can't simulate fluid
       | dynamics or conceive self replicating distributed systems
       | efficiently enough so we resort to designing simple, solid state
       | things.
        
         | kragen wrote:
         | i think the point of the story is exactly what you've gotten
         | from it
         | 
         | namely, it's absurd to dismiss the possibility of self-
         | awareness in some system because it's built out of parts
         | different from the parts other self-aware systems you're
         | familiar with are built out of
         | 
         | a useful thing to keep in mind when the stochastic parrots
         | start squawking about how large language models aren't actually
         | intelligent
         | 
         | shpxvat vf terng
        
           | boringuser2 wrote:
           | But they aren't, and there is no obvious vector for them to
           | develop the capability.
        
             | kragen wrote:
             | while they don't yet rise to the level i would describe as
             | 'intelligent' without qualifications, they do seem to be
             | less unintelligent than most of the humans, and in
             | particular most of the ones criticizing them in this way,
             | who consistently repeat specific criticisms applicable to
             | years-ago systems which have no factual connection to
             | current reality
        
               | boringuser2 wrote:
               | It doesn't matter how it "appears".
               | 
               | A disembodied paragraph that I've transmitted to you can
               | appear to be intelligent or not, but it only really
               | matters in the sense that you can ascribe that intellect
               | to an agent.
               | 
               | The LLM isn't an agent and no intellect can be ascribed
               | to it. It is a device actual intelligent agents have made
               | and ascribing it intellect is equally as erroneous.
        
               | lucubratory wrote:
               | Can any device ever be intelligent, according to you?
        
               | andy99 wrote:
               | There's no point in arguing with these people. We know
               | how an llm works, we could reproduce it on a big piece of
               | paper. But people that can't separate them from magic see
               | "intelligence" in them because they sound humam like.
               | There's an article "confused by a mirror" I've seen
               | somewhere that summarizes it well.
               | 
               | Anyway, if we encountered seemingly sentient life and
               | didn't know how it worked, I can see keeping an open mind
               | that it might indeed be sentient. If we trained a next
               | token predictor and it produced coherent sentences, it
               | would be ridiculous to assume it was intelligent/sentient
               | because we know how it works and know it isn't.
               | 
               | Edit: https://www.theverge.com/23604075/ai-chatbots-bing-
               | chatgpt-i... I had the name wrong
        
             | _heimdall wrote:
             | How are you defining intelligence? And how are you
             | measuring the abilities in existing LLM systems to know
             | they don't meet these criteria?
             | 
             | Honest questions by the way in case they come out snarky in
             | text. I'm not aware of a single, agreed upon definition of
             | intelligence or a verified test that we could use to know
             | if a computer system has those capabilities.
        
         | data_vault wrote:
         | This is literature, it can be interpreted as how deeply we
         | judge those who don't look like us.
        
       | swayvil wrote:
       | This is pretty good.
       | 
       | It reminds me of Friendship is Optimal
       | 
       | https://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/friendship-is-optimal
        
       | doubloon wrote:
       | weird to remember when universities gave people web pages and let
       | them remain, even after they left.
       | 
       | the owner has apparently passed away.
       | 
       | https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/bostonglobe/name/david-...
       | 
       | https://stuff.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/dave/resume.html
        
         | mfringel wrote:
         | Dave was a friend. He was one of the most intellectually
         | curious people I knew. Gone way too soon.
        
       | jevogel wrote:
       | I first heard this story on an episode of This American Life. It
       | was performed by H Jon Benjamin and Maeve Higgins. It's a great
       | performance.
       | 
       | https://www.thisamericanlife.org/803/greetings-people-of-ear...
        
       | SilverBirch wrote:
       | I feel like you could write a variation with this attitude:
       | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _They 're Made Out of Meat (2005) [video]_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35848313 - May 2023 (5
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _They 're made out of meat (1991)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31965062 - July 2022 (151
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _They 're Made Out of Meat (1991)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737993 - Oct 2020 (292
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _They 're Made Out of Meat [video]_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23436550 - June 2020 (4
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _They 're Made Out of Meat_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22108726 - Jan 2020 (1
       | comment)
       | 
       |  _They 're Made Out of Meat_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11561522 - April 2016 (3
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _They 're made out of meat_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8910420 - Jan 2015 (1
       | comment)
       | 
       |  _They 're Made out of Meat_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8152131 - Aug 2014 (170
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _They 're made out of meat_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8098264 - July 2014 (1
       | comment)
       | 
       |  _" They're Made out of Meat?" Short first contact sci-fi story_
       | - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3549320 - Feb 2012 (62
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _They 're made out of Meat_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=774139 - Aug 2009 (3
       | comments)
        
       ___________________________________________________________________
       (page generated 2023-11-26 23:00 UTC)