[HN Gopher] The camel, the rope, and the needle's eye
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       The camel, the rope, and the needle's eye
        
       Author : diodorus
       Score  : 71 points
       Date   : 2023-11-28 20:10 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
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       | 082349872349872 wrote:
       | Pace Aristippus (and the lentils), telling rich people what they
       | want to hear is not a bad way to arrange for a stream of invites
       | to fancy dinners.
        
         | hprotagonist wrote:
         | Telling them what they need to hear tends to get you nailed to
         | stuff, though.
        
           | labster wrote:
           | That's why Martin Luther was smart and got the nailing part
           | out of the way at the beginning.
        
             | jowea wrote:
             | Martin Luther had a lot of support and allied with the
             | politically powerful. The later Radical Reformation was
             | something else.
        
         | SilasX wrote:
         | I'm still scratching my head at that attribution of motive
         | though.
         | 
         | "No, rich guys, what He meant to say is that it's at least as
         | hard as threading a _rope_ through the eye of a needle. So rich
         | guys like you just have to do that simple thing to get into
         | heaven, easy peasy!"
         | 
         | 'Um, that ... also seems really hard?'
         | 
         | "Yeah but not nearly as hard as a camel. Like whoaaa those
         | things are bulky and not even the some _domain_ as tailoring!"
         | 
         | 'Okay but it doesn't seem all that meaningful to compare one
         | impossibility to another. Like, is dividing 1 by 0 harder than
         | dividing 0 by 0?'
         | 
         | "Look, I'm _trying_ to shill for y'all, can I please just get
         | the invites?"
        
       | bell-cot wrote:
       | Meh. You don't get (or stay) rich by being all that concerned
       | about your fate in the hereafter.
       | 
       | I'd say that the seriously rich (and serious wanna-bes) are far
       | more interested in Matthew 4:8-9. And in doing whatever it takes,
       | to hopefully receive such an offer themselves.
        
         | hprotagonist wrote:
         | Mammon is an easy idolatry.
        
           | Zancarius wrote:
           | I like this. I literally just caught that word in a
           | commentary I was reading on Sunday. Sadly, English
           | translations sometimes don't convey the force or cultural
           | context of the passage.
        
         | interroboink wrote:
         | > You don't get (or stay) rich by being all that concerned
         | about your fate in the hereafter.
         | 
         | The Egyptian pharaohs might disagree. They seemed very
         | interested in taking it with them, so to speak.
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | Including those that weren't quite as dead as they were
        
       | moolcool wrote:
       | I always find the "eye of the needle gate" deflection funny,
       | because why would anyone use metaphor that to make such a general
       | point?
        
       | hprotagonist wrote:
       | _I know that the most recent biologists have been chiefly anxious
       | to discover a very small camel. But if we diminish the camel to
       | his smallest, or open the eye of the needle to its largest--if,
       | in short, we assume the words of Christ to have meant the very
       | least that they could mean, His words must at the very least mean
       | this-- that rich men are not very likely to be morally
       | trustworthy. Christianity even when watered down is hot enough to
       | boil all modern society to rags.
       | 
       | The mere minimum of the Church would be a deadly ultimatum to the
       | world. For the whole modern world is absolutely based on the
       | assumption, not that the rich are necessary (which is tenable),
       | but that the rich are trustworthy, which (for a Christian) is not
       | tenable. You will hear everlastingly, in all discussions about
       | newspapers, companies, aristocracies, or party politics, this
       | argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of
       | course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already.
       | That is why he is a rich man. The whole case for Christianity is
       | that a man who is dependent upon the luxuries of this life is a
       | corrupt man, spiritually corrupt, politically corrupt,
       | financially corrupt. There is one thing that Christ and all the
       | Christian saints have said with a sort of savage monotony. They
       | have said simply that to be rich is to be in peculiar danger of
       | moral wreck._
       | 
       | Chesterton, 1908 ("Orthodoxy")
        
         | lynguist wrote:
         | Thanks for sharing. I did not know that and I did not grow up
         | with much Christian influence (or any), but what this man
         | writes is how I felt like for a long time deep inside. It
         | resonates with me very much.
        
           | brink wrote:
           | He's written some fantastic books. Worth a read, imo. He's my
           | favorite author.
        
       | OscarCunningham wrote:
       | I've never really understood the sentences following this quote.
       | 
       | > '[...] It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a
       | needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.'
       | They were greatly astounded and said to one another, 'Then who
       | can be saved?' Jesus looked at them and said, 'For mortals it is
       | impossible, but not for God; for God all things are possible.'
       | 
       | Why do the apostles seem to think that Jesus's words would make
       | it difficult for anyone to be saved? Surely from what he's said
       | it's obvious that poor people can be saved. And when Jesus says
       | 'for God all things are possible', isn't he implying that some
       | rich people might get into heaven? So why do people interpret the
       | passage as Jesus saying this is impossible?
        
         | tines wrote:
         | Because it was thought that being rich meant you were close to
         | God. If the people they thought were closest to God could
         | scarcely be saved, then how could anyone else be? So the
         | thinking goes. It's an argument a fortiori.
         | 
         | Of course Jesus' point was that the poor and sinners are much
         | closer to the kingdom of God than the rich, hence their
         | astonishment.
        
       | argsv wrote:
       | Well apparently the same analogy is used in the Quran as well.
       | https://corpus.quran.com/translation.jsp?chapter=7&verse=40
        
         | timbit42 wrote:
         | Yes, some aspects of Islam are based on the views of the
         | Ebionites, an early Christian sect who used a Hebrew version of
         | Matthew (instead of Greek) and whose beliefs about Jesus (not
         | God, didn't actually die, etc.) ended up in Islam.
        
           | lynguist wrote:
           | We say now "some sect", but today's mainstream Trinitarians
           | were also considered "just some sect" in Early Christianity.
           | 
           | It has turned out to become the mainstream view, but really
           | trinitarianism and antitrinitarianism are both valid views of
           | Christianity and Islam stems from the "back to the basics"
           | antitrinitarian view.
           | 
           | While we're at it, Judaism was also developed contemporarily
           | with Christianity and not before (as is the mainstream view),
           | because Judaism includes the teachings of the Rabbis.
           | 
           | The root is Middle Eastern monotheism.
        
             | djur wrote:
             | "Sect" isn't a pejorative term, at least not in this
             | context.
        
             | Zancarius wrote:
             | Trinitarianism isn't _necessarily_ a strictly Christian
             | construct--or rather the idea of a godhead comprising
             | multiple parts.  "Two Powers" theology (a transcendent,
             | unseeable Yahweh; and Yahweh-as-man) was accepted by Jewish
             | thinkers until about the First Century AD, largely due to
             | Christian influences. It's visible in passages like Genesis
             | 19:24 (two Yahwehs) and most "angel of the Lord" language
             | (e.g. Judges 6:11ff).
             | 
             | Alan Segal's _Two Powers in Heaven_ delves into this in
             | great detail.
        
       | sctb wrote:
       | I'm predisposed to mysticism, so I probably read this passage a
       | lot less mundanely than most. I'm also a minimalist and tend to
       | view spiritual teachings as enigmatic ways of pointing out
       | something obvious that we are conditioned to overlook. To me,
       | this passage says: "You don't get to keep anything."
        
         | swayvil wrote:
         | I would put it equivalent to Sinclair's famous, "It is
         | difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
         | depends on his not understanding it."
         | 
         | In this case the understanding = the religious stuff.
         | 
         | So it's basically the same.
        
       | vcg3rd wrote:
       | Well, in context, Jesus has just said you must come as a child.
       | And He finishes with those who would be first shall be last.
       | 
       | Children aren't focused on money and they were always last. It's
       | hard to be childlike (totally dependent) when you think you're
       | autonomous and wealth tends to solidify the illusion of autonomy.
       | 
       | I don't think the literal meaning of the Greek word matters that
       | much to grasp the meaning of the account.
       | 
       | The analysis at least assumes Jesus said it and it was recorded
       | in 3 Gospels. If one starts with that, Jesus (Whomever one
       | believes He was [1]) meant something, used some word, and the
       | listeners understood what He meant enough to ask a follow-up
       | question.
       | 
       | In his advice to Timothy, Paul warns how a focus on words in an
       | effort to "gain" is harmful:
       | 
       | "[He] is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing. He has
       | an unhealthy craving for controversy and for quarrels about
       | words, which produce envy, dissension, slander, evil suspicions,
       | and constant friction among people who are depraved in mind and
       | deprived of the truth, imagining that godliness is a means of
       | gain. But godliness with contentment is great gain, for we
       | brought nothing into the world, and we cannot take anything out
       | of the world." 1 Tim 6:4-6
       | 
       | I think it ties in nicely with what Jesus said about how
       | wealth/gain is often a hindrance to childlike humility,
       | innocence, and trust.
       | 
       | [1] I agree with Peter when Jesus asked him "Who do you say that
       | I am?"
        
       | rrauenza wrote:
       | "All things (e.g. a camel's journey through A needle's eye) are
       | possible, it's true. But picture how the camel feels, squeezed
       | out In one long bloody thread, from tail to snout."
       | 
       | -- C.S. Lewis, Poems
        
       | CrzyLngPwd wrote:
       | In 400 years, people could be interpreting the Harry Potter
       | series similarly.
        
         | labster wrote:
         | They already are. And not just deep in the Harry Potter fandom,
         | but in bitter, highly public schisms over the meaning.
        
           | runeofdoom wrote:
           | Balrog wings.
        
         | jmcphers wrote:
         | It's happening already. See the popular podcast "Harry Potter
         | and the Sacred Text" in which they read Harry Potter as some
         | people read the Bible.
         | 
         | https://www.harrypottersacredtext.com/
        
       | timbit42 wrote:
       | In Aramaic, the language Jesus spoke, the word for camel is gamlo
       | (g'ml') while the word for rope is gamla (g'ml`). Mixing these up
       | would be an easy mistake to make.
       | 
       | Matthew and Luke both took some info from Mark but also took some
       | info from the Q source and their own sources. Since all three
       | have this same wording, it is likely the error came through Mark.
        
         | re wrote:
         | > In Aramaic, the language Jesus spoke, the word for camel is
         | gamlo (g'ml') while the word for rope is gamla (g'ml`).
         | 
         | The blog author briefly references this Aramaic theory in his
         | post and says that it has been similarly debunked, linking to
         | this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0Fm8aVApk
         | 
         | The supposed Aramaic word for rope doesn't appear in any
         | sources until the 10th century CE and is derived at that time
         | from the same Cyril origin.
        
         | m463 wrote:
         | visually pretty similar. Thank goodness we live in the future
         | with typesetting and even monospaced fonts so rn and m don't
         | look similar.
        
       | ranprieur wrote:
       | I don't buy the idea that changing camel to rope is about
       | pleasing rich people, because a rope can still nowhere near get
       | through the eye of a needle.
       | 
       | But a rope is qualitatively the same kind of thing as a thread;
       | so if camel is the right word, the message is that what gets into
       | the kingdom of God is a whole different kind of thing than money.
        
         | Zancarius wrote:
         | I agree!
         | 
         | Where this argument pops up is through the modern myth that
         | "eye of a needle" was a reference to a particular gate in
         | Jerusalem (or something similar; there are different variants
         | of this claim). If this were true, then THAT would turn the
         | passage from an impossibility to something that's rather
         | _exceedingly difficult_ , thus pleasing rich people. Rope
         | versus camel doesn't dramatically change the outcome as much as
         | changing the idiom from a literal needle to a gate.
         | 
         | Here's what the IVP commentary says:
         | 
         | 19:23-26. Here Jesus clearly uses *hyperbole. His words reflect
         | an ancient Jewish figure of speech for the impossible: a very
         | large animal passing through a needle's eye. On regular
         | journeys at twenty-eight miles per day, a fully loaded camel
         | could carry four hundred pounds in addition to its rider; such
         | a camel would require a gate at least ten feet high and twelve
         | feet wide. (A needle's eye in Jesus' day meant what it means
         | today; the idea that it was simply a name for a small gate in
         | Jerusalem is based on a gate from the medieval period and sheds
         | no light on Jesus' teaching in the first century.)
         | 
         | Craig S. Keener, The IVP Bible Background Commentary: New
         | Testament, Second Edition. (Downers Grove, IL: IVP Academic: An
         | Imprint of InterVarsity Press, 2014), 94.
        
         | heavyset_go wrote:
         | > _I don 't buy the idea that changing camel to rope is about
         | pleasing rich people, because a rope can still nowhere near get
         | through the eye of a needle._
         | 
         | I agree, considering the prosperity gospel types have found a
         | way to reinterpret the analogy literally, claiming that Jesus
         | was actually talking about a gateway to Jerusalem called the
         | Eye of the Needle[1] that required those with goods to hand
         | them through the Eye to get where they're going.
         | 
         | The analogy, in that interpretation, means that wealth was able
         | to pass through the Eye, and thus so could the wealthy enter
         | heaven.
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_a_needle#Gate
        
       | robocat wrote:
       | Even moderately rich people have a variety of loopholes.
       | 
       | * Turn a camel into a fine slurry that can be easily put through
       | the eye of a needle.
       | 
       | * Commission a very big needle.
       | 
       | Or the classic redefinition of rich: most people that complain
       | about the rich always seem to mean someone richer than they are.
       | E.g. If you're writing on HN you are the rich.
        
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