I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G02
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I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G03
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I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G04
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I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G06
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I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G09
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I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G07
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I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G10
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GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G13
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THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G12
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I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G01
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I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F03
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I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F03
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TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F02
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I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F01
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IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F01
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I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F05
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I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F08
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I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F07
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I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F06
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I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F09
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I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F10
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I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
"  "    "   "   "   "
"  "    "   "   "   "
"  "    "   "   "   "
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F11
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I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F12
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I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F13
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I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F15
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I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F16
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I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F17
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I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F18
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I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F20
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I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F21
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I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F22
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I AM NOT A DENTIST
I AM NOT A DENTIST
I AM NOT A DENTIST
I AM NOT A DENTIST
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F24
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SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F01
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NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F23
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HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F03
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I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F03
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I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F04
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I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F05
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BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F06
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I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F07
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UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F08
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THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F09
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I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F10
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I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F11
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I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F14
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I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F13
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I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F15
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I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F15
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I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F17
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I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F19
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FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F20
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I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F21
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I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F22
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I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F23
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THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F24
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MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F18
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I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F01
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I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F02
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I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F03
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I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
Marge Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F03
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I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F05
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I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F06
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A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F07
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TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F08
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COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F09
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I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F10
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I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F11
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THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12
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I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F13
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GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14
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MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F15
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NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F17
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I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F16
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I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F18
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I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F20
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I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F19
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I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F21
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THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F22
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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F07
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I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F08
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I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09
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MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F11
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I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F10
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I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F14
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ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F15
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THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F16
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I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F18
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THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F19
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I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F21
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FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F20
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BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22
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I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F33
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I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F01
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I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F04
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I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F05
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I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F06
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RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F08
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ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F09
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BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F10
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CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F11
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NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F12
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I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F13
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I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F14
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I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F15
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THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F18
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I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F19
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NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F32
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I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F21
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THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F22
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THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F16
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I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F20
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BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F17
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NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F01
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I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F02
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THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F03
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INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F05
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WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F08
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I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F31
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I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F07
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I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F10
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I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F23
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I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F03
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I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
Lisa Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F01
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THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G01
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I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F08
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I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G03
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A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F16
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I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G02
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EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F01
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I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F03
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I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F05
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THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F06
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RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F07
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SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F23
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PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F10
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SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F12
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I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F13
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MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G04
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I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F14
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I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F09
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I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F17
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I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F18
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I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F21
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BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F19
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NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF02
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I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF03
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I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF04
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THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF05
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MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF06
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SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF07
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I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF08
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NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF09
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HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF11
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GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF10
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IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF13
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I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF14
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A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF15
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LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF16
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I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF17
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I AM SO VERY TIRED
I AM SO VERY TIRED
I AM SO VERY TIRED
I AM SO VERY TIRED
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF20
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FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF23
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PORK IS NOT A VERB
PORK IS NOT A VERB
PORK IS NOT A VERB
PORK IS NOT A VERB
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF22
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I AM NOT THE LAST DON
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF21
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I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF19
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I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF02
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I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF05
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I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF07
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I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
Lisa Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF07
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I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF04
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I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF06
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CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF08
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF09
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MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF10
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A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF11
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DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF12
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NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF13
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I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF14
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I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF16