Momma always said: "There is only so much fortune a man really needs - and the rest is for showin' off" Forrest Gump % Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get" Forrest Gump % [The Kennedy Assassinations] "Sometime later - FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON - somebody shot that nice young president when he was riding in his car and a few years after that, somebody shot his little brother too - only he was in the hotel kitchen. Must be hard being brothers." Forrest Gump % [John Lennon's Assassination] "Some years later that nice young man from England was on his way to see his little boy and was signing autographs - FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON AT ALL - somebody shot him" Forrest Gump % Forrest Gump: "Stupid is as stupid does" % Forrest Gump: "We were like peas and carrots, Jenny and I" % Forrest Gump: "That's all I have to say about that" % [Forrest remembers Jenny's father] Forrest Gump: "Was some kind of a farmer. He was a very loving man - he was always kissing and touching her and her sisters" % [After hitting Jenny's boyfriend] Forrest Gump: "Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party" % [Forrest remembers Lt. Dan Taylor] Forrest Gump: "He was from a long great military tradition - somebody in his family had fought - and DIED - in every - single - American - war" % [Forrest remembers Lt. Dan Taylor] "I guess you could say he had a lot to LIVE up to" % [Forrest on his being shot in the buttocks] Forrest Gump: "They said it was a million dollar wound. But, the army must keep that money, cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars" % Forrest Gump: "I'm sorry for ruining your party, Lieutenant Dan. She tasted of cigarettes" % Forrest Gump: "Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!!" % Forrest Gump: "Now for some reason I fit in the Army like one of them round pegs" % Forrest Gump: "They sending me to Vietnam - it's this whole other country" % Bubba Blue: "You ever been on a real SHRIMP boat?" Forrest Gump: "No - but I been on a real BIG boat" % Lt. Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet Gump?" Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him - Sir!" % Army Sergeant: "Gump, what is your sole purpose in this army?" Forrest Gump: "To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant!" Army Sergeant: "Gump, you are a @#$%&! genius"... % The Principal of Greenbow County Central Schools: "Your momma sure does care 'bout your schoolin' son" % Coach "Bear" Bryant: "Who in the hell is that?" High School Coach: "That there is Forrest Gump, coach - Just the local idiot"