Wear gloves

 

This one’s kind of a no-brainer, right? If you want to do something you shouldn’t be doing and you want to make it harder for the law or whoever to catch you, don’t leave your greasy handprints all over everything. Get a nice pair of rubber or leather gloves that are unlikely to rip or shed fiber traces, and go about your nefarious business.

Also, avoid being fingerprinted in the first place. If you’re really that concerned about the government being able to identify you, don’t give them the most obvious tool. If your fingerprints are already in a database somewhere, you might want to consider leaving the gloves on all the time.