Don’t just throw away—incinerate!

 

Almost everything you throw away contains valuable trace evidence. What’s more, once your trash is out on the sidewalk for the garbage collectors, it is no longer protected from unlawful search and seizure. So don’t throw anything away—get yourself an incinerator and burn it all.

It’s important to note that just building a bonfire in your yard or cooking everything in the barbecue grill may not be enough. Open fires do not burn hot enough to totally destroy all evidence of your existence. For true carbonization of your biometric record, you need the heat of an enclosed incinerator or wood stove. Once a batch of garbage burns down, stir the ashes and burn it again.

This goes double for your gloves and shoes. Whatever mischief you’re getting up to, your gloves and shoes will bring home substantial evidence of it. Keep extra pairs. Destroy your current pair as often as you can afford.