(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . The FBI comes calling for George Santos... Or whatever his name is [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.', 'Backgroundurl Avatar_Large', 'Nickname', 'Joined', 'Created_At', 'Story Count', 'N_Stories', 'Comment Count', 'N_Comments', 'Popular Tags'] Date: 2023-01-28 The request is the clearest sign to date of an active criminal investigation examining the congressman’s campaign finances Transcript from FBI interaction with George Santos: FBI GUY: Mr. Santos, we need to-- GEORGE: It's Devolder. FBI GUY: What's Devolder? GEORGE: My last name. FBI GUY: Okay, George Devolder, we need-- GEORGE: First name's Tony. FBI GUY: Tony? GEORGE: Tony Devolder. That's my name. FBI GUY: But you got elected under the name George Santos. So what is that, a stage name? GEORGE: No, my stage name is Kitara Ravache. And right now, I'm going by my stage name. FBI GUY: Look, sir-- GEORGE: Madam, not sir! Or Ms. Or "miss." FBI GUY: Look, Kitana-- GEORGE: Kitara! FBI GUY: So are you, in fact, George Santos? GEORGE: Not right now. So if you're here to arrest George Santos, you'll have to come back when he's here. FBI GUY: And when will that be? GEORGE: When he gets back from repairing the Hubble Space Telescope. FBI GUY: That's not even a thing anymore. There's the James Webb Space Telescope now. GEORGE: Oh, listen to you, Mister "I-Know-All-About-NASA!" FBI GUY: That's about enough, Santos-Devolder-whatever-your-transvestite-show name is. GEORGE: Ravache! That's Brazilian for "ravishing!" FBI GUY: No it's not. GEORGE: You got me there. I like to embellish. FBI GUY: You're under arrest. GEORGE: How much do you have saved for retirement? I have an investment that will deliver 18% returns... FBI GUY: All right, let's — Wait... Did you say 18%? [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/1/28/2149820/-The-FBI-comes-calling-for-George-Santos-Or-whatever-his-name-is Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/