(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Could Donald Trump be the Second Coming? It’s possible! [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.', 'Backgroundurl Avatar_Large', 'Nickname', 'Joined', 'Created_At', 'Story Count', 'N_Stories', 'Comment Count', 'N_Comments', 'Popular Tags'] Date: 2023-02-14 There has been musing among many “devout” Christians that Donald Trump may be the Second Coming. I am not a “devout” Christian so I don’t believe that. But the mere fact that many do has led me to some theological musings of my own. What if they were right? Why on earth would God send such an odious creature as Trump as his spiritual representative? Let’s take a deep look into the Bible, both the old and new testaments and see if it might make sense. Let’s start off with the Old Testament. God created man, broke his rib and made a woman out of it. He gave them a wonderful home in the Garden of Eden, an eternal life in a true paradise. And only one rule, don’t eat the apples. Well, the woman, we’ll call her Eve, got seduced by a talking snake and she took a bite out of an apple. And that’s it. Mankind was banished from paradise and cursed for all time with ORIGINAL SIN, and with the curse of DEATH. This was a few million generations back, but it’s still sending billions of human beings, including babies to eternal damnation in the fiery pits of HELL for shit they never did. So, it’s pretty safe to say with this guy if you fuck around you find out. He got pissed off one time and killed everyone and every animal on earth in a flood. Never got a reason for it. But! He did spare one family and two of every species of animal. The animals had to stay in very cramped quarters and the family, we will call the Noahs had to feed them and muck their stalls every day. Then one time a lady in Sodom, or was it Gomorrah(?) turned around to see the destruction of her hometown and god turned her into stone. So, you can see this guy’s got a problem with people. So what does he do? He decides to write a new chapter. No, a whole New Testament. Fuck all the smiting, the floods, the plague of locusts and shit. Sort of a good god, bad god thang. He sends his son down to earth with a whole new approach. Eternal salvation instead of eternal damnation is what he was selling. Love everyone, don’t be a dick, help the poor, be humble, money is the root of all evil, don’t judge others. It’s cool to hang out with lepers and prostitutes. He’s here to save us of ORIGINAL SIN and all other sins. Good ideas in my book. But things didn’t work out quite as planned. In fact the plan backfired. God’s son, we’ll call him Jesus, was a socialist. He threw the money changers from the temple in a rare fit of anger. And then he said if rich dudes wanted salvation they’d have to fit thru the eye of a camel, or a needle or something. That was enough. So the rich dudes rounded up Jesus’ posse of apostles and put the screws to them. One of them, we’ll call him Judas ratted out Jesus location. He got 30 pieces of silver, the equivalent of 30 shares of Amazon stock. The rich dudes found Jesus and beat the fuck out of him, paraded him thru the streets in humiliating fashion and then they nailed him to a cross to die. Which he did. For 3 days. Before he blasted off for heaven. But he said I shall return. A couple thousand and a few hundred years later….no sightings. And that’s where Donald Trump enters the story. What would you do if you sent your son down to save everyone from sin and spread peace and love and they crucify him instead? And what if you have a Vesuvial temper and a very short fuse and have a very vivid imagination for punishing an entire species? Remember that whole apple thing ? What if you were the Old Testament god and wanted to get even with the assholes that brutally killed your child? I know what I would do. So you fuckers don’t want peace and love? Well then here’s the Second Coming …. we’ll call him Donald Trump. Hell on earth. It’s possible. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/2/14/2152862/-Could-Donald-Trump-be-the-Second-Coming-It-s-possible Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/