(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . How to Turn A MAGA [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.', 'Backgroundurl Avatar_Large', 'Nickname', 'Joined', 'Created_At', 'Story Count', 'N_Stories', 'Comment Count', 'N_Comments', 'Popular Tags'] Date: 2023-02-27 If you want to reach a MAGA Republican; Lie to them. MAGAs believe a pipeline that was never built can leak oil. That would be Keystone. Ahh Trump is a miracle maker, the hand of God. (Sarcasm, but truth. Before the leak MaGA would not admit the pipeline was built). Severe MAGAs believe we have two militaries: A good one controlled by Trump, and a bad one controlled by Biden. Some MAGAs believe Biden is not President because the Presidential Seal was not on the lectern when President Biden gave the State of the Union Address. And of course, the one we all know: Dead people Vote. I could tell them: Trump wants to bring back public executions, and the use of the Guillotine, just as Hitler did. Oh wait, that’s true. I could tell them Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to allow states to secede, to dissolve the union. Oh wait, that’s true. I could tell them Greene and Boebert want to end Freedom of Religion. OH wait, that’s true. Hmm, what lies could I tell them? How about if you support dissolving the union, ending freedom of religion, and bringing back public executions, you can’t be a patriot, you can only be victim of tyranny. OH wait, that’s true. I got it. Trump is an alien. He was deposited here years ago by a Chinese balloon. Gees, I don’t know. Hopefully you have something better. If so, please comment below. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/2/27/2155199/-How-to-Turn-A-MAGA Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/