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Date: 2023-04-02  

Okay, for the moment, just forget the fact that the Republican majority in Congress is better suited for employment with a Russian meat wave. I need everyone to keep their eyes peeled for an oversize propane delivery truck. It supposedly has Rykers Island Propane Co. painted on the door and is being driven by Tony Ornado.

The truck is believed to be making escape practice runs through the streets of New York. It’s existence only became known after numerous complaints to Rolling Stone Magazine by New York Swifties.

Apparently, they don’t appreciate Ornado’s singing voice. They claim that he’s loud, off-key, and, that he totally butchers the words to “Getaway Car”.

Somewhat similar complaints were heard when Boris Epshteyn took on the role of the Willard Hotel’s Charlie Puth. There were so many insurrection related calls to Boris that you could actually smell the bear spray coming through the phone.

I actually called Boris myself, but only to inquire about the whereabouts of Konstantin Kilimnik. Boris scolded me and said the line I called on was for Big Lie traffic only. He referred me to fellow Willard guest Bruce Marks, saying that Philadelphia’s Marks & Sokolov had plenty of Russians.

So, I go to Philly and ask if anybody knows where Kilimnik is. I don’t speak Russian, but they put me in a cab that takes me to the Fantasy Island Sex Shop & Four Seasons Landscaping. I’m glad I didn’t dye my hair.

Next, I read that William Olson was in Walter’s ear prior to 6 January. Olson was the registering agent in Virginia for the US Family Network. You know the story, Jack Abramoff and the $3 million in Russian money, etc.

I was hoping that Olson could point me to Kilimnik. Maybe Gun Owners of America had their own Marina Butina and Patrick Byrne wanted to send her some money too. I could act as Byrne’s money mule and search around for Kilimnik while I was in Russia.

Anyhow, I’m hoping that the great escape of Walter White House will lead me to Konstantin Kilimnik. I need to collect the FBI reward before Martin Hyde and his Florida friends wipe out the entire Bureau. And, my reward.

If all else fails, I’ll just stand outside of the Best Quality Vacuum Store. I know that Garret Ziegler will let me in.

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