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CARTOON: The Birth of Fascism (DeSantis 1.0) [1]

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Date: 2023-04-07  

The Birth of Fascism

It is a little-known fact that Big Head Ron was actually produced asexually in a Florida lab from a tiny fragment of Huey Long! Really! NO SHIT! This does explain some of his eccentricities. Such as why he is like the Ivy League version of Boss Hogg, or why, to quote Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, DeSantis has all the warmth and charm of a wet fart. Ok, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing may not have actually said that, but he most certainly almost alluded to something along those lines.

So, from the Bigot on a Half Shell, and the obvious reference to Sandro Botticelli, to the not so obvious reference to Botticelli’s Spiritual Advisor, Girolamo Savonarola, the Patron Saint of book-burners everywhere, to the identical DNA match between Big Head Ron and Huey Long, I humbly submit irrefutable proof that the Illuminati engineered this whole steaming pile of MAGA shit. QED as fuck.

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