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Even Lizard-Man David Icke Is Getting In On The Ick-Factor Of Addressing Methane From Cow Burps [1]

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Date: 2023-04-07  

As much as we'd love to talk about goofballs with alien theories to explain away climate change every day, that wouldn't exactly be a good use of anyone's time, so we try to stay focused on the professionals giving cover to policymakers in the pockets of polluters.

But it's Friday, so let's have some fun!

Which terrible policy has trolls upset and posting about the latest " pure evil " to result from the climate " hoax " that shows the government's " lost the plot "?

A new plan to feed cows some extra supplements so they won't belch out so much climate-warming methane , obviously.

The disinfo-filled Daily Mail ran a surprisingly harmless story about a facet of the new UK Net Zero Growth Plan that, according to the Mail, would feed cows "seaweed, organic acids, probiotics and antimicrobials and essential oils, that reduce the amount of gas produced during digestion."

This seems like a pretty simple climate solution, but it’s apparently not simple enough for some. "Belching & passing gas is a protective mechanism that prevents the stomach from overinflating," said one Twitter user who apparently thinks the plan is to simply cork up the cows. "Do these people actually know what they are doing by suppressing this in cows?" they worried, apparently concerned about Hindenburg-esque explosions in farms across the United Kingdom.

User "@Duchess314" clutched her probably literal pearls and posted that the plan was "Dystopian insanity,” declaring, “We have to stop these monsters!!!"

And speaking of monsters, David Icke, conspiracy theorist who believes that lizard people live among us, also got in on the action with a post of his own on his website , where you can also find totally real news like: " Dr. Stella Immanuel Warns Demonic Aliens Are Taking Over Humanity And The Signs Are All Around You ."

Icke’s website is also great if you're not sure about the various agendas of our evil overlord, as Icke has helpfully tagged posts so that you can compare the cosmic " Alien Agenda " with the more down-to-earth " Reptilian Agenda " content. Of course, there are always overlaps with the " Illuminati " agenda — all of which overlap with Denver Airport conspiracies — and many of Icke’s conspiracy theory posts, including the terrifying story at hand of feeding cows some seaweed to aid their digestion, fall under the " New World Order " tag.

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