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PWB: What Do You Do With A Feral Kitten? [1]

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Date: 2023-04-13  

To the tune of “What do you do with a drunken sailor?”

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What Do You Do With A Feral Kitten?

What Do You Do With A Feral Kitten?

What Do You Do With A Feral Kitten? early in the morning

Jump right out of bed and feed him milk,yeah,

Jump right out of bed and feed him milk, yeah,

early in the morning.

Put ‘em in a box with foster mom, yeah,

Put ‘em in a box with foster mom, yeah,

and hope they don’t get out, yeah.

Tease him with the string so he’s distracted,

tease him with the string so he’s distracted,

early in the morning.

Spend a lot of money like a drunken sailor…

Spend a lot of money like a drunken sailor…

and pay the bills each morning.

Keep ‘em on your lap to keep them quiet,

Keep ‘em on your lap to keep them quiet,

all night and noon and morning!

Give yourself a nap when they are napping,

Give yourself a nap when they are napping,

Just anytime you can, yeah!

Keep the other cats away from them, yeah,

Keep the other cats away from them, yeah

unless you want a fight, yeah.

Way, hey up he chucks, yeah, Way, hey up he chucks, yeah, early in the morning!

(Note: I know it’s supposed to be three repeats of each line, but ran out of time and photos. Hum the line again to yourself 😉 ). In case you don’t know the tune:

All photos are my own rescues.

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