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Suka Blyat. More Russian Lies. [1]

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Date: 2023-04-23  

Well, this is a bit of silly fluff. Im publishing it now to get the taste of ventilation shut down from the last article out of my mouth. Its also true. Being able to conjugate ”fuck” 50 ways gives you one cuss word not 50.

In comments on that article, people questioned my consumption of long pork. Well., i ate it. Delicious! Official Trump Brand Soylent Green. Soylent Green is “Only the best people”, oh hahaha. Actually, in Harrisons original tale, its a soybean and lentil cracker. Suck on that.

We all know how the russkies lie. When their lips are moving. Morning, noon and night. On all days ending in y. On all weeks ending in eek. All years ending in ear. They lie so much and so often they sometimes accidentally tell the truth, causing us to choke on our food. Sir, general Heimlich is on maneuvers!

Why? Its what they do. Because Fuck You, thats why.

And do you know what Really grinds my gears? No, you probably don't care. But its that they CLAIM to have the second best language for cussing in the world. Balonium. Pure weapons grade critical mass of balonium with an atomic weight of snactacular. And they don't even have words for balonium or snacktacular.

My Russian pen pal spilled the beans to me.

They don't have any cool new words like schadenfreude, miserable manure beast or even Lumpenhund or Schweinhund.

The lame truth is all they really have is fifty different ways to conjugate fuck and shit. Only stupid languages have cases. Dative and genetive? For sooth!

That said, suka blyat is a new favorite, right up there with Godamnmotherfucki-

ngcocksuckingsono-fabitch, my faithful standby. It sounds SO foul. Of course, appearance can be deceiving. I was bitterly disappointed to discover the meaning of “Frottage” for instance. Cheese eating lame word monkeys…

Russian isn't the second best language for cursing in the world. Its not even the second best in Ukraine.

Slava y mir Ukraine!

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