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TUCKER CARLSON OUT: Thinking of these people during this difficult time. [1]

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Date: 2023-04-24  

Fascist Clown: Tucker Carlson

The news was SHOCKING. Like a bolt out of the blue, Tucker Carlson, who only last week was eating Bug Pizza and spreading his special brand of Clown Fascism, has been surgically removed from Fox “News.”

The prognosis for Fox “News” is yet to be determined, as this is a delicate case of a cancer being removed from a cancer.

When I first heard the news, my thoughts went out immediately to Vladimir Putin, Tucker’s manly despot, whose naked torso posters undoubtedly covered Tucker’s man cave. Who will now spread Putin’s unedited message? Where can Putin find such a magnificent blowhole for that stream of toxic garbage to cover the American airwaves?

I thought of Kevin McCarthy. This pitiful Speaker of the House, who owes his very job to the former giggle bot on Prime Time. He turned over his box of Republican violence porn to Tucker and watched with glee as Tucker turned that horror show into a piece of propaganda that would have made Joseph Goebbels proud.

I thought of Sean Hannity (who will lead into his show now?), Glenn Greenwald (which backyard does he pitch his pander tent into now?), Megyn Kelly (She actually SUPPORTED Tucker’s brand of idiocy and now she’s lost her inside source at her former employer), Jesse Waters (Whose feet does he have to massage now to keep his job?), Donald Trump (that special place on your ass will no longer have Tucker’s lips attached to it. Who will NOW pretend to LOVE you??!)… and most of all, I thought of Rupert Murdoch… The Aussie Drongo who mixed the vile potion currently poisoning America. He lost almost a billion dollars. His stock prices tanked. His ratings will surely follow. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer Bogan

While Fox “News” and Tucker continue to thrash around for relevancy, I thought I would post my portrait of Tucker… 100% Fact-checked and a stunning likeness, if I do say so, myself to honor this shitstain of history. You’ve made everything you touch into absolute garbage. Fuck you and your bowtie, Tucker.

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