(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Happens to Take a Fall [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2023-06-28 By David Glenn Cox In his own words Donald Trump confesses to a crime on tape. Admits, the documents are classified and explains, why he can’t declassify them himself now. (knows the difference) "Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this, this was done by the military and given to me." A smoking gun. Trump’s one foot in the grave and the other foot on a skate board. I would hate to be the attorney handling this case. Your client is confessing complete with a background and context. And yet the real question is why is Donny showing off for the junior office staffers? “Look at this! This was done by the military and given to me.” Trump implying, he prevented an attack on Iran from happening. Because it was a reported to him by General Mark Milley and Trump doesn’t like Mark Milley anymore. But why, oh why, is he showing off for the interns? To make the young ladies giggle? Just because the military shows you a plan doesn’t mean they intend to use it. It’s for what if. The US Navy had been planning war game scenarios versus Japan since the 1920s. That’s what generals do when they aren’t busy shooting. But how did Milley find himself on the orange hot seat? Did the Pentagon just randomly schedule a meeting between ole 45 and a general? IRAN! Possible attack plans and YOU! Or did someone schedule this meeting and the left hand didn’t know what the right hand was doing? Neither man fully understanding why the other were there? Trump either hadn’t been told or had forgotten about it. Or Milley’s team had dropped the ball leaving the general in the dark explaining what had never been asked for. But it sounds unlikely the Defense Department would voluntarily offer attack plans to someone who might not understand their intent. Trump thought it odd and managed to hold on to those documents. Was Trumpy fearful he was being set up? Wanting to keep any exculpatory evidence. Paranoia and mistrust while Trump shows his survival skills. By doing the opposite of what the military advocates for doing and not attacking Iran. How can Trump think like a mob boss savant while at the same time trying to impress the office interns running his mouth for giggles? The first rule of criminality is to be quiet and don’t talk about nothing. Don’t say nothing and don’t know nothing! Clearly illustrating ole 45’s total and complete contempt for the law. Yeah, look I just happened to find this file. But there might be some old Golf shirts and drawers and all in there too. I can’t be sure. I don’t know nothing. Goin through grandpa’s boxes from the good old days down in the basement. Here’s one that shows my adversaries in a bad light! Look here, I look real good in this document. A mad genius, an idiot savant of the third kind. A destabilizing cult figure from a low-budget horror movie. The Republican Party has almost ceased to exist. Divided by the Trump question. Trump yes, or no? They can’t win with Trump, and they can’t win without Trump. Influenced by Trump is the imitation syndrome where they all try to out outrage each other by saying crazy shit. Trump has spawned imitators such as Kerri Lake. Just cry real loud and complain about losing because you were cheated. Or the system is crooked. And I can prove it! There is this guy who knows this guy and he has some secret evidence. But we can’t seem to get in touch with him right now. The CIA is watching me on my laptop! It explains the House Republican majority in their extremism. The Republicans bring hearings into the politicization of the FBI and the hearings fail. No bombshells or headlines. Hearings into the Durham report end with Republicans attacking their own witness. Desperate to find a scandal or prove a point about something somewhere, anywhere! Impeach appaloosa! As the Republicans are now going to impeach everyone for everything. Going to impeach the President over a problem at the border that’s been going on for over one hundred years but is clearly somehow all his fault. Dueling bills of impeachment neither bill with a cat’s whisker of a possibility to go anywhere. Each Republicans trying to out stunt the others. Calling for a national ban on free school lunches. It’s a sad day in America when being pro hungry school children would be in favor. But each candidate must out leap frog the other in extremism to garner attention. So, Ron DeSantis, this generation’s Richard Nixon, advocates for shooting people at the border. Does he just plan on shooting the men or shooting the women and children too? Big macho tough guy, “Do you know what I’d do if I was in charge?” Nixon’s secret plan to end the Vietnam War and get Nixon elected secret plan. But the half-pint Fuhrer is in trouble. DeSantis popularity goes down with the frequency of his presence. The more they see DeSantis the less the voters like him. The only answer left is to double down. Just like… you know who, as the DeSantis early lead begins to melt away. Chris Christi follows behind DeSantis on the football team of Republican Presidential hopefuls. Trading fat joke barbs. (way to take the high road fellas) But these wanna be candidates’ range in popularity from 6% to who? Each making certain Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination. Unless Donald Trump is unable to continue his presidential run. Then it’s shuffle the cards and deal. Which Republican candidate is really the favorite if Trump be gone sure? Who can unite a fractured Republican Party hooked on crazy? Who are really running just to run, and who are just trying to assist Trump. And which are running hoping for Trump’s demise jockeying for position and getting ready to be in the right place at the right time, if Humpty Dumpty should happen to take a fall or cop a plea? “If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.” – Hunter Thompson [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/6/28/2178158/--Happens-to-Take-a-Fall Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/