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The Ballad of Rudy Drooliani [1]

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Date: 2023-06-29  

The Ballad of Rudy Drooliani

When Giuliani tried to flip

And scuttle Treason's sinking ship

The DOJ said "Go Away -

We do not need your shit today;

No thanks, no dice, no plea, no deal -

We do not need your crazy spiel,

We do not want your testimony,

We do not need this sad baloney,

You'll give up Stone, and Flynn, and Powell?

And Lady G? Now that's a howl.

You'll rat out Meadows, Greene, and Jordan,

With all this dirt that you've been hoarding?

And Louie, Mike, and Steve, and Ron,

And hey, you'll even throw old Don

Beneath the roaring Justice bus?

That doesn't mean a thing to us!

We do not want you at our trial

Flasshing that demented smile,

Dripping dye and looking ghoulish,

Ripping farts and acting foolish,

Lying out your drunken face,

And gener'ly stinking up our case.

We've got the goods on all those skells,

And Rude, we got it off your cells.

Now go back home and stew a while;

You'll get your chance to see a trial."

Love,

xxx Rev Bludge

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