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Amy in Toyland [1]

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Date: 2023-07-14  

One of the nice things about living with my hoomins (in addition to treats) is the interesting toys that we have.

You already saw a picture of hedgehog.

One of my favorite toys is my blue turtle.

I am not the only one who likes blue turtles. A hoomin with the odd name of Sting had a dream about blue turtles.

I got stung by a hornet once. Can’t say I liked a sting. I don’t think that Sting actually stings. I think he sings.

I must confess that I am worried about one of my toys.

According to my hoomins, their Supreme Court recently decided a case that involved a Bad Spaniels dog toy that looked like a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey.

www.npr.org/...

I love my Bad Spaniels toy. As far as I know, a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey does not squeak so I’m not sure what the problem is.

If some hoomin tries to take my toy away, I will give them my intimidating face.

P.S. Next week I will have my first ‘Ask Amy’ column in which I will answer all of your questions. So please submit your queries about life, love, death, anything really! I will edify.

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