(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Donald Trump: A Life Spent Failing Upwards Or, How Americans learned to Live and Love/Hate Trump [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2023-08-04 By Ilene Proctor Might as well face it, we are all living in agas-lighted Trump world. Seems like only yesterday when I tightlyclutched my pearls flying on Trump Errlines (sic) to the genuine fake TajMahal (sic) casino while munching on a tacky Trump stake (sic) while drowning myself with Trump Wasser (sic) and Russki Vodka (sic) all the while trying to evade the mad haters on his genuine fakeTrump twitter feed. Meanwhile listing my house with my Trump Mortage (sic)now rated the #549,666.00 home lender in the world while wearing Trump fashionsoranginating (sic) in the Bangloadesh (sic), and Chinah (sic) sweat houseswhere everyone has yellow skins and works for peanuts.. But wait, I really didn’t do any of those things. Do you think I want to brag I went to Trump University wear (sic) I maintained a Taverage while I horsed around with the most stable genius of all time, Donald JTrump? No, because all of the above were co-cocked by the biggest maggot of all times who has run them all into the $^@*king ground . Yet how does this bloviating whale of a male always seemto fail upwards? Trump seems to defy all conventional wisdom. Conventional wisdom would have usbelieve that Trump’s pomposity would make him a fly in the ointment, his racisma wisp in the election wind, and his misogyny into a flash in the pan. Well,time has showed us that conventional wisdom is just an oxymoron for morons. Trump has an amazing capacity for not only evading responsibility but thensurviving and triumphing. Despite decades of various crimes, how does he notsuccumb to the mountain-high criminal indictments, arrests, and investigationsthat would mess with any mere mortal but ironically only makes Trump morepopular among his followers? A real-life Martyr Hari. Perhapsit is his mind over anything that matters that shelters the man from whatshould be the inevitable payoff for all his crimes. The power of his narcissismand sociopathy only strengthens him. His charisma intoxicates his cultand elected enablers to maintain the lie that it's all just political mumbojumbo toward the Republicans' leading presidential candidate and likelynominee. Helping not hurting his resolve to win the presidency again is hisbelief that the GOP-led legislatures will continue to pass laws underminingvoting rights, giving impetus to a proven loser that he doesn't have toactually win to regain power Trump’sa gifted grifter that plays a kind of a crypto spiritualism scheme. He figuredout in 2016 that he could mish mash his political doomsday kibble ofsex/marriage/white/male/Christian theocracy, guns, Obama/racial animus,hysteria, paranoia, and COVID fears that his grass routesupporters need mixed with some well-chosen hate groups that would meldtogether and respond with resound every time he took to his political pulpit,where he would proclaim that all protesters were orchestrated by RINOSand liberal devils to destroy him. Becausehe continues to be eye candy to the media, and anything he says is bait to hisfollowers, he has become even more dangerous as the vise of justice drawsnearer. Bent on retribution, his toxic tonsils are vomiting out ever more deaththreats against his adversaries, force feeding his agitated minions tobecome serial hate letter writers or worse, mass murderers. Withenough created chaos, nothing is certain, including democracy’s survival. Trump can hold a master class in how to sidestep dangerwith his dance of diversions. He does the foxy trot over the lives ofdarker-skinned migrants taking away spouses, louses and jobs. He bragsabout a YUUUUUUUUGE job creation that’s never covered by the Fake News mediaperhaps because they really were piddling to puny numbers. He bragsabout his stellar by gaslight cabinet composed of the finestAmerican people, all dedicated to making HIM, the smartest, kindest, handsomestand savviest man God ever created. Suddenly awoken, his former fawners Tillerson, Kelly,Pruitt. Zinke, Burr, Masters and more, Trump is now as popular with themas bubonic plague with a side of syphilis. And so it is. As the world waits for The Revelation thatthis stink bomb Ex President Donald J. Doofass is the worst thing that everhappened to America, he will always fail upward, until he can’t cantanymore. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/8/4/2185179/--Donald-Trump-A-Life-Spent-Failing-Upwards-Or-How-Americans-learned-to-Live-and-Love-Hate-Trump Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/