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PWB Peeps - Amy sees ch-ch-changes! [1]

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Date: 2023-08-04  

Hi Everyone,

Some things I know are true:

Tadpoles change into frogs

Caterpillars change into butterflies

Seeds change into plants

These changes are wondrous to be sure. But here’s one I’d never heard of!

This hoomin says he spent his whole life wanting to become a dog! I can understand why a hoomin would want to be a dog. After all, we have more legs, a better sense of smell, and are almost always cuter than hoomins. I was not surprised to learn that he is not the only hoomin who wants to be a dog.

While I like hoomins as much as the next dog (after all, some of my best friends are hoomins), I don’t know any dog that would want to be a hoomin (except maybe to have control of the treats).

Having said that, I have to wonder why this hoomin chose to be a collie. Collies are nice enough (although I don’t know any personally). And it does seem that they are very good at expressing their feelings.

Up the dosage! I heard there’s weird Collie impersonators and I am unsettled.

Still, I would have thought that a charming chihuahua/pit bull/dachshund mix would be the way to go. Remind you of anyone?

I am thinking that maybe this could be a business opportunity for me. If you are a hoomin interested in becoming a dog, I would be happy to coach you, pro bono*. You know where to find me.

Happy Weekend!

Amy

*This means I’m in favor of doggie bones, right?

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