(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Trump called down to Georgia [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2023-08-16 To be played at Trump rallies, with apologies to Charlie Daniels Trump called down to Georgia he was looking for some votes to steal He was in a bind cause he was way behind He was willin' to make a deal Trump came across Willis and Smith His whole gang pled the fifth He jumped up on a hickory stump said " My Name is Trump. I’m the color of a Sith" I'm twice impeached, it wasn't fair A convicted pussy grabber too And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you Now you have had many chances to get me but give my MAGATS their due I bet Mar A Lago gilded with gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you (or anyone) The DA said my name is Jack and it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been Jack and Fani, present your case and grill your witnesses hard Cause there are traitors down in Georgia and Trump is a retard And if you win, it's prison until Trump is dead or old But if you lose the nation lost its soul Trump tried to ignore the facts and said " It's a witch hunt show" And lies flew from his lips His Flesh the color of a Cheeto He spewed BS for his MAGA crowd and they made an evil hiss The MAGATS screamed loud , the Boys were Proud and it sounded something like this FFFFFFF-AAAAAAAAAAA-RRRRRRR-TTTTTTTTTT When Trump had finished Jack and Fani said well, you're the stable genius ol' son But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done Trump's as orange as the risin' sun This will will end his POTUS run Trump keeps begging for more MAGA dough No matter how he begs, the people say, "No." Fake electors and conspirators All know he never won Tried to steal and make a deal The people would have none Trump's as orange as the risin' sun Lies he recorded, ends his POTUS run Trump keeps begging for more MAGA dough No matter how he begs the people say, "No." Then Trump bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat and he lay down on a prison bed under Lady Justice's feet Jack and Fani said "Don't come back". That includes Rudy too We told you once, you seditionists that Rule of Law is true Lies and crimes, end the MAGATS run Trump's as orange as the risin' sun Rudy and the rest with morals so low Go to prison, Don't pass Go. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/8/16/2187642/-Trump-called-down-to-Georgia Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/