(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Oh, Fer Chrissake. It's a F***ing GLORIOUS Day! [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2023-08-24 Begin Rant: I swear to fucking god, if I hear one more liberal talking head say one more goddam time how all this is nothing to be to happy about, I’m gonna rip out all my remaining hair and, along with the attached bits of my scalp, send it to MSNBC. Certified mail. Today is a GLORIOUS day. Today we have turned the corner. Justice is finally gonna be served on all those fucking traitors. Today, a former President of the United States got a mugshot — a mugshot!! — because he is a criminal and fucking traitor. And he will be found guilty. ‘Cause he is. We all, and I mean all, know it. We the People. “You, Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.” They know it. And they know he’s going down. Today, all the President’s cronies are on notice: YOU ARE NOT SAFE. You think the system doesn’t apply to you. You think the rules are only for the small folk. Guess again, assholes. Up till now we’ve had a three-tiered system of justice, where the poor get railroaded, those with money get most of what they pay for, and Nixon gets a pardon. No longer. Today, MAGA was dealt a right hook to the chinny chin chin. It’s reeling, and it ain’t gonna be able to wait it out to the bell. Lady Justice has come for your prince, and she goes by the name of Fani Willis. Until today, none of you top lieutenant traitors had been charged for your crimes. Only the hoi paloi brownshirts foolish enough to ransack our capitol. ‘Cause the system don’t apply to you, does it? Only the small folk need to worry about the rules. Jack Smith got your prince twice, but not you. Oh no, not you. Well, Fani Willlis made damn sure to disabuse you of the that smug, entitled assumption, now didn’t she? And she did it first. ‘Cause she’s a goddam Certified Badass™. Fani Willis indicted you, Rudy Giuliani. Fani Willis got a mugshot of you, Mark Meadows! Fani Fucking Willis got your mugshot Sydney Powell!! Oh, boy, do I love me a mugshot. A mugshot makes it real. Hearing about it is one thing. Seeing is believing. A mugshot shows, not tells. It shows you’ve been arrested. You’ve been booked. You’ve been charged for a crime. Because the powers that be not only think you are a criminal, they think they can prove it. Tweet that, you fucks. And, boy howdy, do you all look the same in your mugshots: You’re thinking “Shit. This shit is real.” Well, yeah. It sure is, you treasonous fucks. Fani Willis got you. Just like she got all your little henchmen and henchwomen — indicted and mug-shoted. All you shameless shits. Today is not a somber day. It’s a great day, a day that makes me proud to be an American. IT’S A FUCKING GLORIOUS DAY!!! “Say it! Today is a GREAT DAY!!!” End rant. And sorry for the all the cursing. We’ve been, uhm, celebrating this Great Day — and I’ve been binge-watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel this past week. Susie curses a lot… [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/8/24/2189445/-Oh-Fer-Chrissake-It-s-a-F-ing-GLORIOUS-Day Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/