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Snivel War [1]

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Date: 2023-08-25  

Any talk of civil war is beyond silly for so many reasons. So, so, so, many reasons. But there's a dopey half-term governor of a state with a population smaller than that of San Francisco, who apparently thinks it's almost go time for meal team six. The collective delusion of the right-wing militias and their fluffers is breathtaking in its grandeur. They base their whole assumption of possible victory on the fact that they have more rifles than the libs that they thirst to own. Well yeah, duh, but really? Listen up my cosplay commando friends, we have professionals to deal with people like you. The best you can do is act as a short-lived insurgency and conduct terrorist strikes on soft targets. I know, I know, that's hideous to even mention but it needs to be said. To win a civil war you’ll need to hold territory and manage a complex modern society, all while squaring off against...(checks notes)...the combined forces of United States Military and Intelligence community. Oh yeah, and then provide food, electricity and medicine and create an economy from scratch and care for your population. Seriously, Cletus, get back in your pickup and go frog hunting. Your way outta your league. The first day an organized militia attacks the federal government will be the last night any of it's members will ever sleep. They won't even know the drones are overhead when the Hellfire missiles gently but firmly end the conversation. C'mon Gomer, how many helicopters and tanks you got in that backwoods barbed wire compound of yours? And who's your leader, the guy currently hiding in a golf course in Blue Jersey? The guy who left you hanging out to dry on January 6th? Take a hint, he's just not that into you. Dammit Hank, just ignore all those crooked politicians who want you to fight their snivel war, it's almost FOOTBALL SEASON for goodness sake! So head on over to my place after church Earl, and you, me, and Kid Rock can knock back a few cold Bud Lights and forget all this bullshit.

“Follow me boys!!! It’s Go Time!!!”

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