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What Would Jesus Say? [1]

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Date: 2023-10-02  

I want to know what you think Jesus would say today to Sore Loser.

Sore Loser posted this “court sketch” of his orange self in a red tie seated next to a big, tall, very white Jesus at trial today.

Guess which one is getting crucified this time.

x How can we forget Jesus’s famous words: “Though ye walk through the valley of audits, fear no taxation; for I am with thee, boosting and deflating thy assets as needed.” https://t.co/pRWSb2kE9h — Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) October 3, 2023

We do have a few possibilities.

“Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.” “What good is it for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul?” “Many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.” “Do not judge or you too will be judged.”

Making a few up might be more entertaining.

“Dude, didn’t you understand the part about obeying the commandments?” "Repent, for the Kingdom of the Devil awaits you in a Georgia jail." "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law of Man and save your miserable ass from a slow crucifixion." "Therefore I tell you, what you will eat or drink; or about what you will wear. Worry about your life and surviving in general population." "Sorry Dude, looks like Dad fucked up and made you orange."

Give it your best shot, What would Jesus say?

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