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Top Comments: Unspeaker-able [1]

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Date: 2023-10-04  

Now that Squeaker Kevin McCarthy has been ousted, the question arises: who’s going to fill his clown shoes? I have an idea or two.

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Bearing in mind that the Speaker doesn’t have to be a member of the House, here are some possibilities that come to mind:

Newt Gingrich. He’s done it before. Wife #3 has hit middle age, and he’s dying to meet Lauren Boebert now that she’s newly single.

Jacob Chansley, the “QAnon Shaman.” He’s out of prison now, and is already familiar with the layout of the building.

Harlan Crow’s wallet.

An AR-15.

Tucker Carlson. He needs a job.

David Duke, with the baggage.

A statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Tulsi Gabbard. No one’s paid attention to her in weeks.

Hunter Biden’s laptop

Oh, who am I kidding? They’ll nominate TFG, because they’re still nursing fantasies that they’re going to impeach Biden (and no one’s explained to them that Kamala Harris is next in line.)

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