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GOD DEFENDS HIS DECISION TO JOIN THE NRA [1]

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Date: 2023-11-11  

N A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT MADE FROM ON HIGH, GOD DEFENDS HIS DECISION TO JOIN THE NRA

Rotter’s Wire Services

NOVEMBER 11. somewhere in our/HisHer/Their Universe’

Reporters were astonished when God made a surprise announcement:

“Why should Satan have all the good weapons? Although Heaven has only one heavily guarded entrance and numerous armed guards, I no longer feel safe,” God said, speaking with a number of translators and interpreters on hand. “The Cherubim have been practicing Lock Downs for centuries. Now things will be different.

“Thank God, meaning Me,” God said, “for the creation of assault weapons. Angels can never have too many A47s. Thank God, meaning Me, for the NRA and Republicans for opposing gun controls. When it comes to religion so many people feel the need to kill one another. And Democrats, as so many Evangelical Christians preach, are pedophiles and Devil Worshippers,-- that’s why I have to be very careful when a Democrat dies and his or her soul tries to sneak into heaven,

We have no back doors.. But now we have Uzis and AK47s.”

LJP

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