(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Buh-bye Santos, don't let the door hit yah where the good lawd split yah! [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2023-11-16 The modern GOP loves their representatives to be empty-headed, self-righteous, vicious, angry, and corrupt. Wear it like a badge of honor even. When it comes to these wonderful characteristics, there are many GOP knuckleheads to choose from; however, when it comes to sheer audacity and unabashed sociopathy, none embody this phenomenon more than evil slimeball, George Santos. Despite his flagrant criminality (the dude used one of his donor’s credit cards, for crying out loud), Republicans clung to him like Titanic’s love birds Jack and Rose clung to that floating piece of boat wreckage. Like the ill-fated Jack, Santos appears to be sinking toward the depths of his eventual demise—finally! House Ethics Committee findings were damning George Santos was most assuredly a master of his craft, turning villainy into fine art; I mean, many Republicans are criminal jackasses, but outside of the Huckabee family, you never heard of the gross cruelty towards animals to the level that Santos engaged. Even psychopaths love animals—think Hilter, who was a vegetarian for crying out loud! Santros? The dude actually absconded with GoFundMe money that was raised to save the life of a vet’s dying dog—a homeless vet. Stole funds from a dog that needed life-saving cancer surgery! A vets loving fur baby died because of this asshole. Santos essentially killed that poor fur baby and left a man who served this country more honorably than Santos ever would or could, companionless. There are no epithets strong enough for this waste of skin. Well, Karma has come a-knocking after a monthslong investigation into the New York Republican's actions. The investigation came after several pending felony charges came to light, further exposing the rot within this man’s soul. Get Out Now! NOW! Numerous efforts to expel the sorry excuse of a human from Congress have been made by Dem legislators, but to no avail. Makes one wonder why this boil on the buttocks of the body politic decided to incise itself. Meidas Touch provides the answer, breaking the entire thing down in a way that had me smiling from ear to ear—as per the article: George Santos will not seek reelection after a devasting report from the House Ethics Committee was issued earlier this morning. The Committee made a criminal referral alleging several new criminal allegations that are not currently included in Santos's pending indictment. The Committee found that he turned his election campaign into an organized crime operation, where he lied about his background, put fake loans in his campaign reports to deceive donors about his viability, and pocketed and spent thousands of dollars of donor money on himself. Santos then issued a tweet denouncing the investigation while stating that he will not seek reelection. You can find a copy of the page report on the MTN article. If you want to retain valuable brain cells, I would not recommend reading his Xitter comment on the matter, which can be found here: https://x.com/MrSantosNY/status/1725182414769512783?s=20 For those who don’t want to kill off any precious gray matter, I will summarize: George: I am innocent! Innocent, I tell yah! Okay well, maybe I am inncoent-adjacent. Well.. maybe I am a trifle guilty-ish! Oh, oh, like none of you stole money from a vet’s dying dog, blatantly pilfered cash from your campaign donors, or engaged in shady business practices? How dare you point out my numerous crimes! Being magnificently innocent-to-guilty-ish, I am leaving now because, FU! Bwahahahaha! Sure, Georgey Porgie Pudding Pie, sure. MAGA FRAUD George Santos CRUSHED by DEVASTATING Report, HE’S TOAST - YouTube [END] --- [1] Url: https://dailykos.com/stories/2023/11/16/2206278/-Buh-bye-Santos-don-t-let-the-door-hit-yah-where-the-good-lawd-split-yah?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=more_community&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/