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Bye Bye, beautiful Bo [1]

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Date: 2023-12-08  

My eyes have finally healed. 2 days ago I tried to scratch them out. I had settled on the couch to enjoy a few hours of gummy-infused relaxation. Scanning through the choices offered on Amazon, I saw John Derek’s “Ghost,” listed. I think I had seen every other movie featuring his lovely, statuesque, blond wife so this seemed an ok selection. I am much the same age as Bo and have eagerly perused her photos, etc, every chance allowed. (She isn’t the best actress, but she makes up for that lack by presenting her best assets. “10” seems an underrating).

As the movie progressed, nude scenes kept me interested. And then, a boardroom scene made me want to scream, vomit, anything to make it go away. Why aren’t disclaimers required when unexpected grotesqueness is in store? “Nudity, sexual situations, profanity,” were listed during the intro, but nothing about the upcoming horror. Soon I was gagging, scratching at my eyeballs, my buzz harshed into the past. That f*cking former guy sat across from Bo, looking, pensive? At least he had shaved the middle of his eyebrow.

I’ll never trust the Derek’s again.

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