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Dear 'Pubs: You Will Not Get this Chance Again [1]

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Date: 2024-05-31  

You lying, cheating, treasonous jerks are so lucky that there is no plausible argument for a just god.

Once again, nearly eight years after Access Hollywood and “Russia, if you’re listening…,” long past perfect phone calls and “Will be wild,” you are offered a chance to rid yourselves of the fat-soaked sin generator that is Donald John Trump.

You’ve certainly done nothing to deserve it, having shown all the spine of a shelled mollusc, without even a dab of cocktail sauce to season your humiliating sycophancy. But, for reasons unknown, you have been given one more chance to side-walk away without eye contact and pretend, however hilariously, that this never happened.

My advice: take it. Pull the bell and head for the exit. This is probably the last local stop before the not-long-at-all express run to the political graveyard.

Still, you guys likely won’t take the opportunity the good lord’s served you, opting instead to continue puckering up to the post-presidential posterior, convinced you are the one, special specimen who will somehow survive the maelstrom.

Well, best of luck, molluscs. I confess I’ll rather enjoy watching the doors close and your careers disappearing into the tunnel.

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