(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Jurors do The Mash (a song parody) [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-06-03 (To the music of ‘The Monster Mash/Bobby Pickett) While Don was grifting the MAGA crowd, And saying lies and threats out loud, Stormy and Karen came to say, ”Donnie invited me to come and play!” They did the Mash (The Donnie Mash). Don’s election they’d smash (The Donnie Mash), Mike squashed it with Don’ cash (The Donnie Mash), They did the Donnie Mash! Al Bragg saw this and remarked, “That’s against the law!” and embarked, On a grand jury hearing where, Indictments came from EVERYWHERE! The Grand Jury mashed (The Indictment Mash), It caught on in a flash (The Indictment Mash), 34 times they mashed (The Indictment Mash), They did the Indictment Mash! The jurors at trial listened and saw, And voted 34 convictions, votes from them all! Donnie fumed and did publicly say. ”How could I be treated this way?” Jurors did the mash (The Verdict Mash). It was a courtroom smash (The Verdict Mash), 34 times in a dash (The Verdict Mash), They did the Verdict Mash! Judge Merchan now gets to say. What Donnie now has to pay, After Don’s comments on him and his office, Don will be skating on very thin ice! The Judge will do the Mash (The Sentence Mash), Lawyers will catch on in a flash (The Sentence Mash), They will scramble for Don’s cash (The Sentence Mash), Merchan does the Sentence Mash! Congratulations to Alvin Bragg and the Grifter Kickers on this sensational performance getting the first convictions on the Grifter in Chief! Lead toward the light! [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/3/2244426/-Jurors-do-The-Mash-a-song-parody?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=more_community&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/