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I am in no way Randy Rainbow [1]

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Date: 2024-06-04  

But as my favorite movie is Little Shop of Horrors, I have been thinking about this song for a few days now.

Here is the original with Steve Martin. My re-write is after. You can just replace the word dentist with FELON every time. And imagine the immigrant, then naturalized citizen Mary Anne MacLeod Trump playing the role of the mother.

Dentist FELON - Lyrics

When I was younger, just a bad little kid

My mama noticed funny things I did

Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done

I'd find a pussycat and bash in it's head

That's when my mama said

(What did she say?)

She said, "My boy, I think someday

You'll find a way

To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist FELON. (You'll be a dentist FELON)

You have a talent for causin' things pain (Pain)

Son, be a dentist FELON (Son, be a dentist FELON)

People will pay you to be inhumane (Inhumane)

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

And teaching would suit you still less

Son, be a dentist FELON

You'll be a success!"

Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque ! Cult!

Watch him suck up that gas , cash, oh my god!

He is a dentist FELON and he'll never ever be any good

Who wants their teeth government done by the Marquis de Sade?

Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!

Oh, shut up

Open wide, here I come!

I am your dentist FELON (Goodness gracious)

And I enjoy the career that I picked (Love it)

I am your dentist FELON (Fitting braces)

And I get off on the pain I inflict (Really love it)

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid (Bicuspid)

It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted ( Dentist FELON)

And though it may cause my patients distress (Distress)

Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me

I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me

Oh, mama?

'Cause I'm a dentist , FELON and a success!

Say ah! (Ah)

Say ah! (Ah)

Say ah! (Ah)

Now spit!

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