(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . 7 takeaways from Trump's therapy session with Dr. Phil [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-06-07 Recently convicted felon and lifelong angry narcissist Donald Trump sat down with licensed television host Phil “Dr. Phil” McGraw on Thursday night to burnish the former president’s martyr and cult leader credentials. Here are seven takeaways from the hard-hitting, prerecorded prime-time interview (video below): Trump, seemingly, is still the president. If you turned the sound down and just looked at the setting of the interview, you would think the man who put the “I” in insurrection was still in the White House because you could see one or more American flags in every single shot. I was waiting for Trump to go around and molest them all. The giveaway that the one-on-one was prerecorded at Trump’s evil lair in south Florida was the equally omnipresent Mar-a-Lago gold leaf. Dr. Phil thinks he may have gotten the feds to back off. The talk-show host began by celebrating Wednesday’s delays in the Georgia election interference case and the Florida classified documents case, the latter of which is being slow-walked to oblivion by Trump judicial appointee Aileen Cannon. And then Dr. Phil seemed to take credit for the courts “stepping back” from their prosecution of Trump. “I called for the other day, and I don’t know if you saw it, but on Merit Street Media, where I now do my show, I called on President Biden to stop all of this now,” Dr. Phil said to Trump. Coincidence? (Let’s face it, Dr. Phil, if you said it on Merit Street Media, nobody saw it, never mind the disgraced former president. “Cash me outside, howbow dah?”) Trump is the only candidate under a gag order. Unfair! Dr. Phil and Trump agree that if Trump can’t reveal the home addresses of a crooked judge or some very biased Trump-hating jurors on Truth Social — and then openly “HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO THEM AS A RESULT OF THEIR DISGRACEFUL ACTIONS” — then we no longer have a country. Dr. Phil is tired of political prosecutions and believes Trump will put a stop to this abuse of power if he wins in November. Oh, wait… Witnesses were threatened with prison sentences if they didn’t turn on Trump. That’s not all: Documents and other evidence were intimidated into creating themselves and participating in a witch hunt the likes of which no one has ever seen before. The forces behind this are sick, evil people. Oprah used to really like the key lime pie at Mar-a-Lago. His lawyers had to hold Trump back from testifying! Because Trump is so physically powerful, it took all three of them, plus Joe Piscopo, who used to lift weights. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/7/2245444/-7-takeaways-from-Trump-s-therapy-session-with-Dr-Phil?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=more_community&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/