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Newly single looking for fun dog to share treats with , race unimportant [1]

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Date: 2024-06-12  

Hi , my name is Buddy Ebsen (no relation) I'm looking for a long distance relationship because frankly , the bitches here are crazy. 1 day they're screaming, "Lock her up", the next they're crying when it happens to them. And they actually committed a crime... 34 or so at last count. I tried, I really tried. I made small talk. Brought them treats . Waited till the time was right to sniff their butts . Come on, guys, you know what I'm talking about. Woof woof. Well, then I noticed something. They all wore red hats. They watched Fox news and barked at the TV set. They seemed to worship this crazy orange-haired dude. No judgments from me, you knowI. Live and let live. But this was different. This wacko actually wrote his own Bible. That freaked me out . You see I have a cousin who guards the gates of hell, and he wouldn't even do that shit. But I digress. So please , give a dog a bone and help me stick it to these bitches .

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