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Need help w commandments [1]

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Date: 2024-06-20  

I was pleased to see Louisiana might be adding the ten commandments to all LA classrooms. I need your help to expand the list of commandments to make it more complete. Here are my suggestions:

C11- Don’t stick a pencil up your ass sideways.

OK, we all agree on that? Let’s keep going.

C12- Don’t stick TWO pencils up your ass sideways.

I think you can see where this is going. continue:

C Googal plex +10 - (googal to the googal power to the google power, a big number)

Don’t stick googal plex pencils ..etc etc.

There are lots of things NOT to do. Don’t covet your neighbor’s ass. Don’t covet your neighbor’s donkey. etc etc.

This is going to be a long, hard project. I can see that now. We haven’t even started on flying purple unicorns, or peeing on Vladimir Putin’s desk at the Kremlin. May I suggest a better list? How about the 7 tenets of the TST- The Satanic Temple. It’s a much more Christian list than the normal 10. BTW, I don’t worship Satan. Know why? He doesn’t exist, just like the Easter bunny, Sandy Claus, and Leprechauns. If he did exist? I dunno, he’s one ugly MF’er.

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