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PWB Theme Thursday: Teh lawngist dai ob da yeer [1]

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Date: 2024-06-20  

Hi guys! We had a bit of a kitty kerfluffle here. Turns out Wheezer was a mite jealous because Madeleine has been getting to post a diary every week. So today, he insisted, it is his turn!

Unfortunately, unlike Madeleine, Wheezer can’t type, so I am taking dictation. My apologies for any lolspeak spelling errors in my transcription!

Welcome to PWB Theme Thursdays! If you’ve never visited or commented in a PWB (Pootie/Woozle/Birdie) diary before, come on in — the water is fine, and the folks are always friendly! A few quick guidelines: No trolling the diary. If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.

Please do share pics of your fur kids! If you have health/behavior issues with your pets, feel free to bring it to the community.

When it comes to problems, we may just have someone with experience who can help. So ask!

Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.

There is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, but if you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!

​There are some pics we never post: snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated. If you keep posting banned pics...well then...the Tigress will have to take matters in hand. Or, paw.

Thus speaketh Wheezer:

“Ai no unnerstan hoomins. Dey mayk uh big deel abowt dis sowlstiss thing wen awl it iz iz a reely reely lawng dai. An daiz r boring. Daiz r gud fur ownly tree thingz:

1: Napz

x pink pic.twitter.com/wYK16xUYWC — smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) June 20, 2024

x Living the best life.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/F96pR3Jw1S — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 20, 2024

2: Noms

sowlstiss kwanderry

x How do I apply for this job?! 🥰 pic.twitter.com/HMub8elIpX — Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 20, 2024

x Chill bro, it's all yours 😂 pic.twitter.com/2IyEiHwmD8 — Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 20, 2024

x big bite pic.twitter.com/A22bgXxA34 — smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) June 20, 2024

x Food critic. pic.twitter.com/4l55Lk05qN — cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) June 20, 2024

3: Njoiyin da sunnybeamz

Sun wurrship

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Wut abowt playing, u axk? Playing’s fur at nitetymz, wen ai kin run bak n fawrth awn da bed n wayk mai hoomin up! Hoomins r so silly dat dey down’t knao dat.

So sins itz a sowlstiss dai, ai iz gwan tu eet lawts n tayk lawts ob napz, n njoi da sunnybeamz. If ur smart lyk me, u’ll du dat too!

Dat’s awl ai gots tu sai.”

ai haz napz. Doan tutch mai belleh!

Happy Thursday and happy Solstice, everyone!

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