(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . PWB Kitties Love Paraprosdokians [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-06-26 What are they?? Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected—and are frequently humorous... But first, the rules… You are all welcome to join us! If you’re not sure about an issue...please ask. Someone is always glad to help. If you’re not sure about an issue...please ask. Someone is always glad to help. Here are few not-too-onerous PWB rules Kitties want to share those Paraprosdokians they find especially funny… Where there's a will, I want to be in it. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify: ' I put 'DOCTOR'. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. You're never too old to learn something stupid. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now. I sleep eight hours a day and at least ten at night. Does your kitty like Paraprosdokians??? This is an open thread... [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/26/2248676/-PWB-Kitties-Love-Paraprosdokians?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=trending&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/