(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Cartoon: Honest Miranda Warnings [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-06-27 I've always really enjoyed watching timelapse videos of artists drawing or painting. And I just figured out that Clip Studio Paint, the drawing program I use, makes it very easy to make a timelapse video - I just need to remember to hit "record" at the start of the drawing process. So here's a timelapse video of this cartoon being drawn Since this is a new feature, I'm eager for feedback. Let me know in the comments if you watched the video, if you liked it, and if you'd like me to do again on future cartoons. Or even if you're totally indifferent, or hate it. ------------------------------ The U.S. justice system is completely awful, and most Americans have no idea. And it's not just the cops. Our entire justice system is unfairly skewed in a myriad of ways, and it feels like there's always some new terrible thing to discover. For instance, I only recently learned about "pay to stay" laws, laws that charge prisoners for every day they're in prison. This serves to guarantee that after serving their sentences, prisoners will be badly in debt (and sometimes sued by the government), making it even harder to restart life after prison. The exact details vary from state to state. In Connecticut, the charge can be as much as $249 a day. In Florida, the rate is "only" $50 a day - but convicts are charged for the entirety of their sentence, even when they're released early for good behavior. For instance, Florida recently charged a woman $127,000 for a ten-month prison stay. There's some good media out there - warning, "good" in this context means enraging - countering the "greatest justice system in the world" narrative. I'll recommend two of them here: If you like podcasts, I highly recommend Serial season three, which takes a detailed look at the nitty gritty of how "ordinary" crimes are processed by our system, humanizing the people involved at every level. And for prose, subscribe to Radley Balko, a reporter who has spent years covering the deficiencies of the justice system with well-written intelligent analysis. Balko's ongoing series on the state of public defense directly inspired this cartoon. --------------------------- Regarding panel two: The pressure on all defendants, regardless of guilt, to accept a plea bargain is enormous. In any given year, 98% of criminal cases in the federal courts end with a plea bargain — a practice that prizes efficiency over fairness and innocence, according to a new report from the American Bar Association. --------------------------- Regarding panel three: I'm pretty sure that it's unrealistic to show a DA visiting a prisoner like this. Call it artistic license; I wanted to show them both in the same panel, and I wanted the setting to show the protagonist having moved further inside the carceral system with every successive panel. --------------------------— If you like these cartoons, please consider helping us make more by supporting the Patreon! A $1-3 pledge really matters. ----------------------------- TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels, each panel showing a different scene. A caption under the cartoon says HONEST MIRANDA WARNINGS. PANEL 1 On a litter-covered city sidewalk, a cop is pushing a prisoner. The prisoner, a young Black man wearing an orange t-shirt with a cartoon cat on it, has his hands handcuffed behind his back. COP: You have the right to remain silent. I have the right to brutalize or kill you, and even if there's a video I'll probably get away with it. PANEL 2 We are in a tiny windowless room, where the arrested guy from panel one is sitting at a table, opposite a balding man wearing a suit. The arrested guy listens with a blank, somewhat surprised expression while the suit-wearing man talks to him, one palm held open in a "let me explain this" gesture. SUIT GUY: You have the right to be provided with an insanely overworked public defender like me. I won't have time or resources to defend you as well as I'd like, and I'll tell you to take a plea bargain even if you're innocent. PANEL 3 We're in a prison visiting area, the kind with a sheet of glass between prisoners and visitors. The same young man is on the prisoner's side of the glass. On the visiting side of the glass is a woman with her black hair in a bun, wearing a business jacket over a black blouse and blue pinstriped pants. She's pointing at the prisoner, and grinning as she talks. WOMAN: As your prosecutor I have the right to lie in court to withhold key evidence, and basically to do everything I can to destroy you while I remain totally unaccountable. PANEL 4 We're in a prison cell. There are two prisoners here, our main character, who is still looking stunned, and his cellmate, a bald man whose arm and neck are covered with tattoos. The cellmate is lying with his eyes closed on the lower bunk of a bunk bed, and speaking. The main character is sitting on a plastic chair. CELLMATE: We've got the right to be beaten by other prisoners and by the guards. We've got the right to be charged $50 a day for this crap. MAIN CHARACTER (thought): Sometimes I want fewer rights. CHICKEN FAT WATCH "Chicken fat" is an outdated cartoonists' expression for unimportant but hopefully amusing little gags and references in the art. Lots of chicken fat in this one, for some reason. PANEL 1 On the main character's t-shirt is a picture of Jiji, the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service. The cop's tattoo shows a tic-tac-toe game in progress. "O" is a terrible player and "X" is guaranteed to win. Graffiti on the wall behind them says "Barry was here." A newspaper page lying on the sidewalk says "Local News: Litter Bug Drops Paper." Other little scraps of paper say "Don't read this" and "or this." There's a single glove lying on the sidewalk. That's not much of a gag, it's just that I always see single gloves - or worse, single shoes! - lying on the ground and wonder how that came about. PANEL 2 A sheet of paper the lawyer brought with him has the heading "Blah Blah" at the top. The main character is wearing the same t-shirt, but the character on the shirt is now a different Studio Ghibli creature - a susuwatari from "My Neighbor Totoro." PANEL 3 A sign on the "visitors" side of the glass partition says "do not give prisoners cigarettes porn or hope." PANEL 4 Four books are stacked on a wall shelf. Their spines say "Snoopy" "Charlie" "Lucy" and "Linus." A poster on the wall behind the bunk bed shows an angry/determined looking superhero flying through the air in the classic Superman flying pose. The caption above the hero says "Super Hero Film Franchise." The smaller caption below the hero says "The only kind of story anyone needs!" A poster on a different wall shows Andy and Ellis from the movie "The Shawshank Redemption." The large caption above them says "Please Don't Move Poster." The smaller lower caption says "There's no hidden escape tunnel honest." (The poster is obviously hiding a tunnel, we can see the sides of the tunnel where it's wider than the poster.) 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