(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Dead Donkey on the Side of the Road - With a Pacemaker [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-06-28 Many years ago, when traveling by car, on vacation somewhere, my kids were playing a road-trip Bingo sort of game, looking for stuff like a “Blue Truck in parked in a drive way” or a “Billboard for McDonalds”. Having a long way to travel, being bored, they started to define very creative, overly specific, likely impossible Bingo items. One eventual item to find was a “Dead Donkey on the side of the road. With a pacemaker.” This item became a running joke — which is still mentioned from time to time by my now-adult children. I always found this meaningless jargon an entertaining memory, never imagining I might have use for it someday. But it dawned on me this morning, this silly (or maybe morbid) object could elevate in stature as I would quickly vote for a "Dead Donkey on the side of the road, with a pacemaker" for president if my only other option were the Orange Felon. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/28/2249360/-Dead-Donkey-on-the-Side-of-the-Road-With-a-Pacemaker?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=more_community&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/