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Joe Biden Must Leave the Presidency, Says Taylor Swift Backup Dancer. [1]

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Date: 2024-06-28  

Shake it off people …

I'm just back from D.C. attending to my long-distance throuple relationship. (Wife, MSNBC editor. Husband, $300k per year Democratic Party consultant.)

Hey, what we're hearing everywhere is that Taylor Swift's backup dancer is demanding that Joe Biden immediately resign from the Presidency.

We're running a few focus groups and panic-texting everyone we know to get the word out. My poodle has ghost-written twelve front-page New York Times opinion pieces since noon alone:

Joe Biden must resign immediately …

Because he failed to perform as we wanted in a totally manufactured media spectacle that only serves the purpose of driving clicks, adds, and Hamptons summer homes for people like us and our spouses.

(Don't roll your eyes at me, you Rehoboth losers. YOU ARE POOR.)

See you in four years.

-- Bink

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