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Sekrit Armee Sundai: We iz missing owr Kummander! [1]

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Date: 2024-06-30  

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Uh — ten --- HUT!

It iz ai, Subistoot Dril Sarjint Madeleine.

Kummandur Pixie iz stil gawn

n we miss her dredfulee.

x miss u pic.twitter.com/TfoOw6yHiI — smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) June 30, 2024

Soh ai rote dis sawng n ai thawtz

if we sing it awl tugedder reel lowd,

mebbe she n Fawstermom heer us

n cum bak soon.

(mebbe dey re-apeer laik dis!)

(n wen dey du, we welcum dem wid menne snugglz n much appreshiashun!)

So, wid lotz ub apawlijees to Simon n Garfunkel:

*****

N heerz tu yu, FMICA,

dis armee lubz u moar den yu cud no

woah woah woah

(laik dis much!)

Ceiling Cat watch ober u, FMICA

n keyp u sayf n mayk shur ur okai,

hai hai hai,

hai hai hai

We nead owr Pixie bak befawr we fainlee fawl apart

We get in so mutch trubbl bai owrselvz

It seemz like sutch a lawng tym sins u left us heer awone

x My mom sent me this picture, my kitten right after I left for work.... awe#CatsOfTwitter #kitten #sadkitten #FridayFeeling pic.twitter.com/csoTYJR8VA — Adventure Girl Becky (@ExpAdvenGirl) July 22, 2023

n no won noze kwite ware u r!

Ware hab u gawn, FMICA,

da kittinz tern der lownlie aiz tu u,

woo woo woo

Ai gotz tu sai, FMICA,

u wont beleeb da mess we mayk wile ur away,

hai hai hai

hai hai hai

*****

Dat wuz gud singin, eberybuddy. I know

we iz sad waytin fur owr Cummander!

But we wil keyp eech uder kumpiny till she reternz

N we wil pawtrol in furmashun

x Car traffic pic.twitter.com/dNoHAv4t8a — smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) June 30, 2024

n entertayn owrselfz

x living cat toy pic.twitter.com/buLIG4klVK — cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) June 11, 2024

n shair tingz tu mayk eech udder laff!

Stai kewl eberybuddy, be nais tu eech udder, n hab a gud n sayf Sundai!

At eez.

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