(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . So Dumb, Only a Republican Would Believe [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-07-01 By David Glenn Cox Beware the propaganda! It is thick and everywhere hangs from the trees. From the same people suggesting Joe Biden should drop out of the race. Guess what they are saying today? Today, Kamala Harris is angry because the Biden team is talking to Gavin Newsom and Gretchen Witmer about replacing Harris on the ticket. Let me call BULLSHIT! on that notion. At this point in the campaign Ms. Harris is one of the campaign’s strongest assets. But it gets better because a liar always falls in love with their own lie and must dress it up like a queen. Guess why these propagandist say DEMOCRATS want to replace Ms. Harris? Isn’t it obvious? Democrats want to replace her with a white person. If you believe that, you are a certified dimwit. If in a Democratic planning session, you were to raise your hand and make such a suggestion. “I know, let’s replace Kamala Harris with a white person!” They would drag you out of the room while demanding to know who you were working for. A projection charge implying the Democrats are racist while reminding their audience of Ms. Harris’s race. Clever huh? Now imagine the meeting, “Hi Governor Newsom, we in the Administration really admire your work. And we think you would be a perfect Vice President because your skin is white. “ Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that room and watch the expression change on the Governor’s face when he heard that offer. The only people overly concerned about race are Republicans. Remember, Obama’s a Muslim! And who can ever forget Bill Clinton’s going to take your guns? For some odd reason the Biden Administration hired 50,000 IRS to come take your guns. Why Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms would tolerate this usurping of their duties by a tax agency is unknown. Or why IRS agents armed only with calculators and a hard backed copy of the tax code could confiscate firearms. In Low IQ Theater it doesn’t have to make a lot of sense. "The fact that people keep coming back to this is so offensive to so many of us," an unnamed Harris ally told the publication.” Did you like that? That is a wholly unattributed quote made by somebody to somebody. Who keeps coming back? Not even told to another person but to a publication. Not somebody with the Harris campaign, but an ally. What kind of ally? A campaign volunteer? Some guy in the hallway? A man on the street or a guy they made up out of whole cloth just for this unattributed quote? Republicans can’t run on their own candidate (for obvious reasons) and so must run down their opponent trying to make themselves look better. Sure, Donald Trump is a convicted felon, but Kamala Harris is Black! Democrats are racist. They want to get rid of the black woman they elected three years ago and replace her with someone white! Now ask yourself; what the public reaction would be if this proposal were real and ever came to pass? Pandemonium and a full-scale nuclear response. It would upend the campaign with absolutely no positive results what-so-ever. That’s how you can smell it without stepping in it. Does this make any sense to you? Or is this something so dumb only a Republican would believe? Slightly used bridge for sale in Brooklyn…inquire within. Low mileage Yugo for sale. That’s right friend! For just the price of one ordinary milking cow you can have a whole double handful of these Magic Beans! Grow vines and amaze your friends. House Republicans focus on the important issues and spar over who can cut Medicaid funding for in vitro fertilization more. Yeah, that’s pro life today! The unborn have rights you know, even those unborn who will never be born. Dare I say it, the unborn are a solid majority of billions and billions. And we should respect their rights because they aren’t here to speak for themselves! Doesn’t it also logically follow if the unborn have rights, what about the dead? Don’t they also have the same rights? Or should the jurisdictional line be drawn at population? You must exist in this world before having any rights in it. And you forfeit those rights immediately upon leaving. It would seem at cross purposes a political Party which opposes public education and opposes environmental regulation should label itself as Pro Life. But in a simple cynical way it’s perfectly obvious. My mother always said that she loved kittens but hated cats. The Republicans feel the same way, they love those widdle babies but hate they require education and a clean world. These are religious god-fearing people. You can ask their ex-wives and husbands. Selling the extra special brand of holy magic beans. Sure, sure, I believe in Jebus! Oh, and I’m out to save widdle babies too! I’ll do that while I’m cutting taxes for corporations and shifting the burden over to you. Why do you think I call the Republicans stupid? Standing on the boardwalk and getting flim flammed out of their paycheck playing three card Monte for the third week in a row. Buying gold coins or investing in collectors’ plates. Planning for the apocalypse with freeze dried beans and living under the pool table in the basement. “How many times do you have to get hit over the head until you figure out who’s hitting you.” ― Harry S. 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