GEORGE,

     
      Who played with a Dangerous Toy, and suffered a Catastrophe of considerable Dimensions.
     
          When George's Grandmamma was told
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          That George had been as good as Gold,
    She Promised in the Afternoon
    To buy him an Immense BALLOON.
            And
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                       so she did; but when it came,
    It got into the candle flame,
    And being of a dangerous sort
    Exploded
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                      with a loud report!
          The Lights went out! The Windows broke!
    The Room was filled with reeking smoke.
    And in the darkness shrieks and yells
    Were mingled with Electric Bells,
    And falling masonry and groans,
    And crunching, as of broken bones,
    And dreadful shrieks, when, worst of all,
    The House itself began to fall!
    It tottered, shuddering to and fro,
    Then crashed into the street below—
    Which happened to be Savile Row.
             * * *
          When Help arrived, among the Dead
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          Were
               Cousin Mary,
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          Little Fred,
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          The Footmen
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          (both of them),
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          The Groom,
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          The man that cleaned the Billiard-Room,
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          The Chaplain, and
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                           The Still-Room Maid.
    And I am dreadfully afraid
    That Monsieur Champignon, the Chef,
    Will now be
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                       permanently deaf—
    And both his
    Aides
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                are much the same;
    While George, who was in part to blame,
    Received, you will regret to hear,
    A nasty lump
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          behind the ear.
      MORAL
          The moral is that little Boys
    Should not be given dangerous Toys.