there's something out back
~joneworlds
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Okay, well, I just saw some kind of, uh, dog, piranha, cross,
thing? Out the back of the pub by the garbage bins. It didn't see
me, and I slipped around front, but I'm not going to lie here, it
kind of freaked me out just seeing it. It's like, six inch teeth on
a beagle-sized dog? It's, just... just no. That's, that's not
supposed to be a thing. How is that a thing that's here?? Where are
they all coming from?! Also there's three tranquilizer darts
hanging off its ass, so obviously someone's trying to, you know,
get a handle on the, this situation, and it's not working. I'm just
saying: maybe don't go out the back door. Or the front... you know
what, maybe, maybe just stay in the pub. Stay here. It's great in
here, am I right? So let's just, you know, stay here. For now. Well
whatever, you do what you want, but I'm staying in here. Okay?
Yeah, crown royal, double, neat. Holy hell.