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   |   |                   The Joy Of Teaching                 .-.
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(    ,   )     Jesus took his disciples up the mountain     [__   __]
 '--' '-'      and gathering them around him, he spoke:        | |
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 Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the        jgs  | |
             kingdom of heaven...                              '-'
 Blessed are the meek...
 Blessed are they that mourn...
 Blessed are the merciful...
 Blessed are they that thirst for justice when persecuted...
 Blessed are you when you suffer...
 Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven.

 Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
 And Andrew said, "Do we have to write this down?"
 And James said, "Is this examinable?"
 And Phillip said, "Is there an answer guide in the library?" 
 And Bartholomew said, "What came after poor?"
 And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this!"
 And Mark said, "Don't take the overhead off yet."
 And Matthew went to the bathroom.

 One of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and
 enquired of Jesus, "Where are your anticipatory set and your objectives
 in the cognitive domain?"        _....,_         _,...._
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 And Jesus wept                _,-`/ o \ '.     .' / o \`-,_
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      The Chemists' Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies:        |'-----'|
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      Ingredients:                                            |       |
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  1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten                      _,._             |       |
  2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3                    __.o`   o`"-.         |       |
  3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite         .-O o `"-.o   O )_,._    |       |
  4.) 236.6 cm3 partially           ( o   O  o )--.-"`O   o"-.`'-----'`
      hydrogenated tallow        jgs '--------'  (   o  O    o)  
      triglyceride                                `----------`
  5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
  6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
  7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
  8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
  9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
 10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

 To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall
 heat-transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients
 one, two, and three with constant agitation.

 In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at
 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture
 is homogeneous.
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 To reactor #2, add ingredient eight,            ||              []
 followed by three equal volumes of              ||              []
 the homogeneous mixture in reactor #1.          ||              []
 Additionally, add ingredient nine and        __ ||              []
 ten slowly, with constant agitation.         || ||              []
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 Care must be taken at this point          _\_______/_===========[]=(-o)
 in the reaction to control any             )\_____/(            []  \/
 temperature rise that may be the          /     ||  \           []
 result of an exothermic reaction.        /      ||   \          []
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 Using a screw extrude attached         /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\        []
 to a #4 nodulizer, place the          /         ::      \       []
 mixture piece-meal on a 316SS        (          ::       )      []
 sheet (300 x 600 mm).                 `-----------------'       []
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 Heat in a 460K oven for a period            (   )               []
 of time that is in agreement                  )( . (            []
 with Frank & Johnston's first              .) @@)   )           []
 order rate expression (see JACOS,       ` ) @@(@@)@             []
 21, 55), or until golden brown.           (@@(@@)@              []
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 Once the reaction is complete,           ` (@{__}@)`            []
 place the sheet on a                         :__;               []
 25C heat-transfer        ___                  {}+               []
 table, allowing the     ( = )             .---'`---.            []
 product to come to       | |_ jgs        /          \   ________[]____
 equilibrium.         ____| |_|==========(____________)_/______________\
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