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   |   |                        The Cross-Eyed Bull
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(    ,   )     Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite
 '--' '-'      proud of.  One day he looked at the bull and noticed his
               eyes were crossed.  That was disconcerting, because he knew
 he couldn't get huge stud fees for a defective bull.  He called the local
 vet who came right over.  The vet assured him he could solve the problem.