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::::           Candy Fun           ::::
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::::  A Passage From The "Candy"   ::::
::::  Chapter of George Hayduke's  ::::
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::::           UP YOURS!           ::::
::::        (a.k.a. REVENGE)       ::::
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This one may take some getting used to, and you may not even want to read
it...it's pretty yucky.  But it came in and is sworn to as true by the
perpetrator.  It shows me how far people will go when they are frustrated
or screwed over by someone else.  Our source here is a man who wants to
call himself The Phantom from
in a moment.
boss,
which would save the company a lot of money.  After
system and explained it, the boss fired
to operate.  Wives don't have to
was, ahh, sweet.  Here's his story. "My ex-boss was having a party for some
of his equally crass
'homemade
party.
box with real candy.  Here's how I prepared that gift.
before the party I ate six ears of corn for
that evening, I ate two apples (a
morning I moved my bowels into
in the sun for two days.
small squares
of
I melted four large bars of milk chocolate in a double
unlike a fondue, I gently covered the feces pieces
chocolate.
the original chocolate-covered cherries come wrapped in.  I
and resealed it."
was
"candy".  Within two minutes, there was not enough
accomodate eighteen gastrically ill guests
regurgitating.



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