49 - Those elf herbs messed me up.
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It was  my turn to  use the electricity, and  so I
was  mostly at  home. A  few days  ago I  got this
little baggie of dried  herbs from the elfs living
a few  units up. And  so I thought what  the heck,
and I  put a little of  it in some cookies  I made
that morning. Big mistake.  I eat like two cookies
at lunchtime,  and the the  next thing I  know I'm
waking  up  in the  middle  of  the night  on  the
kitchen  floor, and  I've pissed  in my  pants and
I've got  a raging  headache. And then  I discover
that I'd spent the  day painting some pretty wacky
stuff  on my  walls, and  glued all  my forks  and
spoons end-to-end  in a spiral on  the living room
ceiling. Which  actually was sort of  cool. But, I
won't be trying any  more elfish herbs. Probably I
should have been tipped off  the by the goofy look
they  had on  their  faces when  they  gave it  to
me. At least someone must  have got a few yuks out
of this.


Jone's totally-mess-you-up oatmeal raisin cookies.

4 tablespoons margarine
1 egg
1/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup milk of some sort
3/4 cup flour
1 cup rolled oats
1/2 cup raisins
1/2 tsp cinnamon
pinch salt
1 tsp baking powder
1/8 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp elf herbs from Yrla and Dirin who are jerks (optional)

Oven to 350F.  Combine  marg, egg, sugars and milk
until smooth.  Add  all the rest of  the stuff and
stir it up good. Drop spoonfuls on a baking sheet,
bake 12-15 minutes, then  let sit 2 minutes before
removing from the sheet.