"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
-Wayne Gretzky
-Michael Scott

You're just pure dag nasty evil; it's just a fact!
-Obi-Wan Kaboozie (A Lost Hope)

The good news is--you'll never believe it--there are fish in the ocean!
-Laura (Survivor 19: Samoa)

It's a eunuch's system!
-Jurrassic Park misquote

You're adopted! Your parents don't even love you!
-Peter (Dodgeball)

Abraham Licoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with
the North."
-Michael Scott

"Don't be an idiot." Changed my life.
-Dwight Schrute

'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it
murder, not muckduck.
-Dwight Schrute

Never give up, never surrender!
-Peter Quincy Taggart

I am cutting off Phyllis' head with a chainsaw!
-Andy Bernard

Bom bom bom, bom bom bom-bom. Bom bom bom.
-Gaylord Greg Focker

It's only game. Why you have to be mad?
-Ilya Bryzgalov

You dun goofed. I backtraced it.
-Gene Leonhardt

Why should I have to change? He's the one who sucks.
-Michael Bolton (Office Space)

Bimbo!
-Ben Jabituya (Short Circuit 2)

If you don't have one, get one!
-Woody (Toy Story)

You're not a postal worker, are you?
-Gun shop clerk, to Van Pelt (Jumanji)

You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was!
-Eddie Martell (The Replacements)

You make sure they remember, forever, the night they played the Titans!
-Bill Yoast (Remember the Titans)

But the end result, the true genius of the plan, was the fear.
-Rookwood/V (V for Vendetta)

You dun goofed.
-Gene Leonhardt